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Where's the nuts ... I thought you were serving nuts at the bar!!!

Nomad;750415 wrote: I dont know what to do in here kinks. Ive never been very good in faux reality situations. I get shy. Im more of a hit and run kind of guy.

Can you help me ?

Please ?


You shy? :wah:

Just sit and relax with a drink and admire the pole dancers, you'll soon get into the swing of things.

I could give you a lap dance if you like :p:wah:

Panic over Nomad ... come on girls lets teach Nomy to line dance :p

ThePheasant;750430 wrote: Where's the nuts ... I thought you were serving nuts at the bar!!!


What you on about hun.....you're surrounded by nuts....oh...er....you meant to eat?...sorry, here you go hun, take your pick

wow, nomad, jimbo, mikeine and dubbsy are quick learners :wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;750505 wrote:

wow, nomad, jimbo, mikeine and dubbsy are quick learners :wah::wah::wah:


Wow! our FG men have got some good moves :wah:

Chezzie;750505 wrote:

wow, nomad, jimbo, mikeine and dubbsy are quick learners :wah::wah::wah:


Wow, look at them go....but a bit confused which one's jimbo?.......they all have hair :wah::wah:

New line dance....this is my favorite one....I'm the one in the black shirt:wah::D

WonderWendy3;750740 wrote: New line dance....this is my favorite one....I'm the one in the black shirt:wah::D






This is great, love the music, could dance to this all night

Ok ladies....there is going to be some very special guests at the club tonight.......so make sure you get here early, to get front row seats.......i think they might be doing the full monty:sneaky::)

kinks;751604 wrote: Ok ladies....there is going to be some very special guests at the club tonight.......so make sure you get here early, to get front row seats.......i think they might be doing the full monty:sneaky::)








Come on ladies, i'm sure you want a peice of this.....i know you won't say no.....giggle....chezzie......i've got us about 5 rounds of drinks in each here :wah:

I like the 4th one from the left and the 3rd one from the right......you's can take your pick from the rest.......or...after a few drinks, i might be willing to share......lol

:yh_drool:yh_drool:yh_drool

Do we get 2 at a time??? I want the two on the end....man they are beautiful!!:-4

WonderWendy3;751960 wrote: :yh_drool:yh_drool:yh_drool

Do we get 2 at a time??? I want the two on the end....man they are beautiful!!:-4


Yes you can my lovely.....they're very eager to please :sneaky:

kinks;751967 wrote: Yes you can my lovely.....they're very eager to please :sneaky:


pinch me....better yet...have ALL of them pinch me...I will enjoy the pain!!:wah:

Gawd elp us............looking at those geezers has made me go all funny...........fink I need a rest...........anybody got a glass of sanatagan?????:rolleyes::wah:;)

will someone pick my knickers back up , they just fell off by themselves :p:p:p:p

Droooool....oh my!

Second thoughts forget the kn

I just re-read my post...I want the 2 men on the far right....but of course the to men on the far left aren't anything to turn away...they are ALL enough to make a girl blush!:o

can I baggsy the one under the letter G.....standing for gorgeous:p

Chezzie;751976 wrote: can I baggsy the one under the letter G.....standing for gorgeous:p


Sorry chick, i've already got him, and the very sexy black guy :p

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl you lot make me laugh



Oh chezzie, i consider myself a good friend, so you can have the one under the G, what sort of friend would i be, if i didn't give up a hunk :-4

Hope i dont ave a bleedin stroke I tell yer...........mind you...........theres a thought......................:rolleyes:;):wah::wah::p

Carolly;751990 wrote: Hope i dont ave a bleedin stroke I tell yer...........mind you...........theres a thought......................:rolleyes:;):wah::wah::p


:wah: what would you like to have a stroke of carol ( i'm so innocent, i haven't a clue what you're on about ) :sneaky:

kinks;751986 wrote: :yh_rotfl you lot make me laugh



Oh chezzie, i consider myself a good friend, so you can have the one under the G, what sort of friend would i be, if i didn't give up a hunk :-4


tiz ok, i just whispered if he minded sharing and suprisingly he said NO whey hey:wah::wah::-4



Which bit you wanting first:-4

Or maybe you would just like the kiss of life........kinks to the rescue :wah::wah:

Chezzie;751993 wrote: tiz ok, i just whispered if he minded sharing and suprisingly he said NO whey hey:wah::-4



Which bit you wanting first:-4


:yh_drool:yh_drool choices choices

kinks;751992 wrote: what would you like to have a stroke of carol ( i'm so innocent, i haven't a clue what you're on about ) :sneaky:KINKS.....INNOCENT!!!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:p

bugga it, the three muskateers chant we need...

Kinks, Carolly, after me "One for all and all of em for us":wah:

Chezzie;751999 wrote: bugga it, the three muskateers chant we need...

Kinks, Carolly, after me "One for all and all of em for us":wah:Ere Ive got a bone to pick with you bluebell........what bloody pm you going on about.......the other day .......ok it was on another thread but there all bleedin mad so it dont matter:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:rolleyes:

Chezzie;751999 wrote: bugga it, the three muskateers chant we need...

Kinks, Carolly, after me "One for all and all of em for us":wah:


:wah: One for all and all of em for us.........you know, i think i may have to take a dip in the pool to cool myself down.......is anyone else finding it hot in here? * hot flush smiley*

Carolly;752001 wrote: Ere Ive got a bone to pick with you bluebell........what bloody pm you going on about.......the other day .......ok it was on another thread but there all bleedin mad so it dont matter:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:rolleyes:


Are you sure it's us that's mad? :wah:

Im still looking for those tarts.........why do I feel Im not wanted:-5I reckon there hiding:rolleyes::-2

Carolly;752005 wrote: Im still looking for those tarts.........why do I feel Im not wanted:-5I reckon there hiding:rolleyes::-2


What on earth are you going on about woman......i'm very confused :wah: really, i am

kinks;752014 wrote: What on earth are you going on about woman......i'm very confused really, i amYOU ARE WHAT ABOUT ME FFS!!!!!!!:-5Welllllllllll they are in the tornamont fingy and I dunno how to find em:-5:-5oh well.........I can always make an apple pie I guess

:rolleyes:;):p

Wow I like the one on the Left Kinks in the pinstripe jacket :wah:

He has a rather nice looking bulge :p

littlemissgiggle;752059 wrote: Wow I like the one on the Left Kinks in the pinstripe jacket :wah:

He has a rather nice looking bulge
Oh his got a toilet roll down there.........:wah::wah::wah:;)

littlemissgiggle;752059 wrote: Wow I like the one on the Left Kinks in the pinstripe jacket :wah:

He has a rather nice looking bulge :p


:wah: trust you :wah::wah:

This innocent girl is now going to shut her eyes :sneaky:

It is rather hot in here doe's anyone have a fan

littlemissgiggle;752069 wrote: This innocent girl is now going to shut her eyes :sneaky:

It is rather hot in here doe's anyone have a fan
YER RIGHT:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

littlemissgiggle;752069 wrote: This innocent girl is now going to shut her eyes :sneaky:

It is rather hot in here doe's anyone have a fan


Night babes

sweet dreams :sneaky:

Knock knock, Gill peeps round the door --------------- ooooooh yummy yummy, as she spies all those gorgeous fellas armed with six packs, so she nicks one, pulls the ring-pull and starts to guzzle the contents thirstily. Glancing round at the array of ladies sprawled out on bean bags, Gill smacks her lips in deep satisfaction, then stretching out her eager fingers she makes a grab for yet another of the six packs, rips the ring-pull off and guzzles more of the refreshing fluid that pours over her expectant and quivering lips...................as the last drop of the beautiful fluid trickled tantalisingly across her tongue, Gill, with a wicked twinkle in her eye, whispers seductively the 'Arnie' words ..... 'I'll be back !', and with a wink sidles through the door and disappears from view............................................





;):sneaky: :wah:

G#Gill;752083 wrote: Knock knock, Gill peeps round the door --------------- ooooooh yummy yummy, as she spies all those gorgeous fellas armed with six packs, so she nicks one, pulls the ring-pull and starts to guzzle the contents thirstily. Glancing round at the array of ladies sprawled out on bean bags, Gill smacks her lips in deep satisfaction, then stretching out her eager fingers she makes a grab for yet another of the six packs, rips the ring-pull off and guzzles more of the refreshing fluid that pours over her expectant and quivering lips...................as the last drop of the beautiful fluid trickled tantalisingly across her tongue, Gill, with a wicked twinkle in her eye, whispers seductively the 'Arnie' words ..... 'I'll be back !', and with a wink sidles through the door and disappears from view............................................





;):sneaky: :wahYOU TART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes::p

AND PROUD ! SO WADYA GONNA DO ABAR TIT?

:yh_laugh:yh_devil:yh_bigsmi:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;752101 wrote:



AND PROUD ! SO WADYA GONNA DO ABAR TIT?

:yh_laugh:
SOOOOOO BE VERY SCARED:p:p:rolleyes:

G#Gill;752083 wrote: Knock knock, Gill peeps round the door --------------- ooooooh yummy yummy, as she spies all those gorgeous fellas armed with six packs, so she nicks one, pulls the ring-pull and starts to guzzle the contents thirstily. Glancing round at the array of ladies sprawled out on bean bags, Gill smacks her lips in deep satisfaction, then stretching out her eager fingers she makes a grab for yet another of the six packs, rips the ring-pull off and guzzles more of the refreshing fluid that pours over her expectant and quivering lips...................as the last drop of the beautiful fluid trickled tantalisingly across her tongue, Gill, with a wicked twinkle in her eye, whispers seductively the 'Arnie' words ..... 'I'll be back !', and with a wink sidles through the door and disappears from view............................................





;):sneaky: :wah:


I've just popped on for a sec, going back to bed when i've written this.

Gill, what can i say.....i am gob-smacked.....what are you turning this place into girl :wah:

ERE IM A QUEEN NOW...........I JUST PLAYED KAY.............GAWD SHES CRAP.........SHES GOT THE RIGHT BLEEDIN HUMP.....I BETTER GO BEFORE SHE FINDS ME>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:p

Wow Arnie fancy meeting you here, :wah:

I thought I had just left you in the shower round at my place:sneaky:

My hubby's got a six pack....................he's just lost the plastic thingy that keeps them all together!!!!

Imladris;752424 wrote: My hubby's got a six pack....................he's just lost the plastic thingy that keeps them all together!!!!


:wah::wah::wah: classic

Chezzie;752428 wrote: :wah::wah::wah: classic




He's old but I wouldn't call him a classic!!!

Imladris;752431 wrote: He's old but I wouldn't call him a classic!!!


vintage then maybe:wah::wah::wah: