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Old Sayings
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:43 am
by Chezzie
Theirs nowt queerer than folk
Old Sayings
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:48 am
by double helix
Don't have a pot to **** in.
Poorer than dirt
Missing a bolt,
only half lit,
empty upstairs,
dumber than dirt
Nobody home.
Uglier than sin,
face only a mother could love
Old Sayings
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:31 am
by Cow Patty
Don't count your chicks before your eggs have hatched
Old Sayings
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:08 pm
by Trunk Monkey
April showers bring May flowers
Old Sayings
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:43 pm
by Wallaroo
If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is. Egyptian Proverb
Old Sayings
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:52 am
by Trunk Monkey
Being so happy or food being so good, you could slap your grandma
Old Sayings
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:45 pm
by Wallaroo
pickle me grandmother! (expression of surprise)
Old Sayings
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:44 pm
by Trunk Monkey
Do as I say do and not as I do
Old Sayings
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:32 pm
by moonpie
You got a piano tied to your ass? (for someone who wants you to get them something)
I told them how the cow ate the cabbage. (telling someone off}
Old Sayings
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:30 pm
by Bruv
Ill make you smile on the other side of your face.......
Old Sayings
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:07 pm
by Wallaroo
"Open Mouth, Insert Foot"
Old Sayings
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:59 am
by Trunk Monkey
Clumsy as a bull in a china closet
Old Sayings
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:58 am
by Hope6
don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
you don't know your head from a hole in the ground.
a stich in time saves nine.
Old Sayings
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:45 am
by Trunk Monkey
Light at the end of the tunnel
Like a bat out of hell
Like a chicken with its head cut off
Old Sayings
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:02 pm
by Wallaroo
6 to one - 1/2 a dozen to the other
Old Sayings
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:35 pm
by Trunk Monkey
Loose lips sink ships
Old Sayings
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:17 pm
by Wallaroo
when asked "Have you got a match?"....... Yeah, your face and my ass :yh_laugh
Old Sayings
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:57 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wallaroo;799185 wrote: when asked "Have you got a match?"....... Yeah, your face and my ass :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Got up on the wrong side of the bed
Old Sayings
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:44 am
by CARLA
"Happier than a 2 ****** Billy Goat"
Old Sayings
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:55 am
by Trunk Monkey
Smile and the world smiles with you.
Hey there CARLA!
Old Sayings
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:24 pm
by CARLA
Caught with your pants down.
Champagne taste with a beer budget - Me
A friend in need is a friend indeed
You're treading deep water
You have to give before you can get
Whippersnapper
Old Sayings
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:12 am
by Wallaroo
I was angered, for I had no shoes.
Then I met a man who had no feet.
Chinese Proverb
Old Sayings
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:20 pm
by Trunk Monkey
A smile will gain you ten more years of life.
Old Sayings
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:15 pm
by Wallaroo
"Well i`ll be a monkeys uncle....."
Old Sayings
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:26 am
by qsducks
Does my fat ass make my ass look fat:wah:
Old Sayings
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:24 pm
by Wallaroo
Be like the Wombat - eats roots and leaves :wah:
Old Sayings
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:14 am
by qsducks
The wombat made me do it.
Old Sayings
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:03 pm
by Wallaroo
Well - you could knock me over with a wombats leg!
Old Sayings
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:08 pm
by 911
He's a real pistol ball!
What's all that caterwalling?
I'll stick to you like a tick on a bloodhound.
Old Sayings
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:04 am
by Miss Maam
He who hesitates is lost !