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Sit in my car in complete shock and then call 911.

What if the robber got in your car and put a gun to your head?

qsducks;901033 wrote: Sit in my car in complete shock and then call 911.

What if the robber got in your car and put a gun to your head?




First of all he would not get in my car, And i would take that poor boy for a ride like he never seen before.



What would you do if you seen someone in the back seat of your car?

Jump out and run

What would you do if somebody threatened you online?

qsducks;901040 wrote: Jump out and run

What would you do if somebody threatened you online?


I would have one heck of a chat with them and if it did'nt stop report it to the P.D. and then they can find him and really have a chat with him.



What would you do if you run out of beer on a friday night?

Mustang;901045 wrote: I would have one heck of a chat with them and if it did'nt stop report it to the P.D. and then they can find him and really have a chat with him.



What would you do if you run out of beer on a friday night?


Go out and get another case. We have a beer distributer open till midnight.

What would you do if your freezer conked out for three days in a heatwave and you had just gone meat shopping?

qsducks;901047 wrote: Go out and get another case. We have a beer distributer open till midnight.

What would you do if your freezer conked out for three days in a heatwave and you had just gone meat shopping?


Put on the biggest BBQ you ever saw! :wah:

What would you do if you had flying squirrels in your attic?

Mustang;901050 wrote: Put on the biggest BBQ you ever saw! :wah:

What would you do if you had flying squirrels in your attic?


Sell tickets for the show

What would you do if you ran out of popcorn for the crowd?

qsducks;901052 wrote: Sell tickets for the show

What would you do if you ran out of popcorn for the crowd?


Send someone to the store to buy more.

What would you do if your spouse did the laundry and turned all the whites pink?

Mustang;901055 wrote: Send someone to the store to buy more.

What would you do if your spouse did the laundry and turned all the whites pink?


Laugh, I like pink underwear on my SO.

What would you do if you were in an accident and had on pink boxers?

Pretend I just came from the gym :wah:

What would you do if accidently set off a fire alarm?

Trunk Monkey;901497 wrote: Pretend I just came from the gym :wah:

What would you do if accidently set off a fire alarm?


Look around like some one else set off the alarm.



What you do if your PC quit working when you were in the middle of doing something.

Mustang;901892 wrote: Look around like some one else set off the alarm.



What you do if your PC quit working when you were in the middle of doing something.


Try to restart it and assess the damages.

What would you do to forget about someone?

watermark;901932 wrote: Try to restart it and assess the damages.

What would you do to forget about someone?




Don't Think about them!!!



What would you do if you go outside in the morning to go to work and your car was gone?

Mustang;902688 wrote: Don't Think about them!!!



What would you do if you go outside in the morning to go to work and your car was gone?


Say "somebody upstairs loves me"

What would you do if all the cereal in your house was stale?

qsducks;902691 wrote: Say "somebody upstairs loves me"

What would you do if all the cereal in your house was stale?


Not a thing will feed it all to the wildlife!



What would you do if you had a bat in your house?

Mustang;902697 wrote: Not a thing will feed it all to the wildlife!





What would you do if you had a bat in your house?
Open all the windows and doors then distrub it till it escaped out the house.



what would you do if your neighbors had a nude swiming party and did'nt invite you?

scholle-kid;902741 wrote: Open all the windows and doors then distrub it till it escaped out the house.



what would you do if your neighbors had a nude swiming party and did'nt invite you?


Dang you had to pick that one!!! Ahahahahaha Not Look:mad:





What would you do if you woke up one morning and said the heck with going to work ever again?

Mustang;902746 wrote: Dang you had to pick that one!!! Ahahahahaha Not Look:mad:





What would you do if you woke up one morning and said the heck with going to work ever again?


Only if I won the PowerBall

What would you do if you won the Power Ball?

qsducks;902750 wrote: Only if I won the PowerBall



What would you do if you won the Power Ball?
spend spend spend,,,,

What would you do if your cat came in with a 'gift of love 'for you? ( a dead mouse

Scoop it up and flush it down the toilet.

What would you do if nobody was home and you were sitting on the toilet and discovered there was no toilet paper?

qsducks;902788 wrote: Scoop it up and flush it down the toilet.

What would you do if nobody was home and you were sitting on the toilet and discovered there was no toilet paper?


Get up very very carefully and go find some?! :rolleyes: :wah:

What would you do if power went out when you had something half done in the oven?

Mustang;902794 wrote: Get up very very carefully and go find some?! :rolleyes: :wah:

What would you do if power went out when you had something half done in the oven?


Throw it on the grill.

What would you do if it was really hot & humid and your a/c broke and no stores in the area had electricity?

Mustang;902794 wrote: Get up very very carefully and go find some?! :rolleyes: :wah:

What would you do if power went out when you had something half done in the oven?


Put it in the fridge or light the briquets.

What would you do to stop thinking about someone?

watermark;902799 wrote: Put it in the fridge or light the briquets.



What would you do to stop thinking about someone?
forget about them I dunno,,

Try to think about something else.



What would you do if your 5 year old son came in with a garden snake half dead in his jeans pocket ?

watermark;902799 wrote: Put it in the fridge or light the briquets.

What would you do to stop thinking about someone?


Out of sight, out of mind

What would you do if an old love dropped by?

qsducks;902805 wrote: Out of sight, out of mind



What would you do if an old love dropped by?
depends on why he's an lod love either shoot him or hug him ,,:wah:

What would you do if santa clause turned out to be real ?

scholle-kid;902802 wrote: forget about them I dunno,,

Try to think about something else.



What would you do if your 5 year old son came in with a garden snake half dead in his jeans pocket ?


Have my son nurse it back to health (outside).

What would you do if a Republican becomes president?

Before Sunset;902846 wrote: Carry on as usual.

What would you do if you were almost done with your salad at a restaurant and saw a little, green worm on your plate?


Get my money back!

What would you do if a Democrat was elected president?

watermark;902863 wrote: Get my money back!

What would you do if a Democrat was elected president?


Jump for joy.

What would you do if a Dem was elected?

qsducks;902868 wrote: Jump for joy.



What would you do if a Dem was elected?
Is there a dif between a democrat and a Dem ?



What would you do if you were eating an apple and found 1/2 a worm in it ?

(this was one of my grandpa's favorite questions to ask someone eating an apple ):wah:

scholle-kid;902910 wrote: Is there a dif between a democrat and a Dem ?



What would you do if you were eating an apple and found 1/2 a worm in it ?

(this was one of my grandpa's favorite questions to ask someone eating an apple ):wah:


Pick it out, and chop up the rest of the apple.

Would you pick up a hitchhiker?

qsducks;902911 wrote: Pick it out, and chop up the rest of the apple.



Would you pick up a hitchhiker?
No

What would you do if your child/grandchild won a cutest baby photo contest /

scholle-kid;902919 wrote: No

What would you do if your child/grandchild won a cutest baby photo contest /


Brag:wah:

What would you do if your baby won a complete years worth of diapers and they delivered them all at once?

qsducks;902922 wrote: Brag:wah:



What would you do if your baby won a complete years worth of diapers and they delivered them all at once?
say thanks and reant a u store it shed





thats alot of diapers :wah:



What would you do if someones gaggle of geese invaded your yard ,,?:-2

Call animal control

What would you do if a rat got into your house via the toilet?

qsducks;902928 wrote: Call animal control



What would you do if a rat got into your house via the toilet?


Flush or call "here kitty kitty "



What would you do if I can't think of anything but 'really corny "things to ask what would do if ?

Say "join the crowd" these questions are hard to think of.

What would you do if the mailman delivered a pkg not for you but had perishables in it and you lived in the middle of nowhere?

qsducks;902933 wrote: Say "join the crowd" these questions are hard to think of.



What would you do if the mailman delivered a pkg not for you but had perishables in it and you lived in the middle of nowhere?
well I do live in the middle of nowhere and it would be UPS

I look for a phone #on the mailing label call it tell them "better hurry"cuz I'm hungry !!:sneaky::wah:



What would you do if the stork brought you a bundle , your dog had puppies, the cat had kittens all at the same time ?

scholle-kid;903009 wrote: well I do live in the middle of nowhere and it would be UPS

I look for a phone #on the mailing label call it tell them "better hurry"cuz I'm hungry !!:sneaky::wah:



What would you do if the stork brought you a bundle , your dog had puppies, the cat had kittens all at the same time ?


Call the Mod squad!

What would you do if the Polar bears had nowhere to live?

watermark;903010 wrote: Call the Mod squad!



What would you do if the Polar bears had nowhere to live?
Build them an igloo.



What would the mod sqaud do after u called them ?:-6

scholle-kid;903017 wrote: Build them an igloo.



What would the mod sqaud do after u called them ?:-6


Be like an octopus and have many arms.

What would you do if you felt unable to handle all the various needs around you?

watermark;903024 wrote: Be like an octopus and have many arms.



What would you do if you felt unable to handle all the various needs around you?
I'm unsure what u mean by "various needs around you?

"

but if u mean the needs of my family then I would just swallow real hard stand up till it was took care of or knocked me down,,





What would you do if someone wanted you to count all the smileys available in the garden to use in posts ?

Ask them to do it first :wah:

What would you do if a co-worker asked you to punch their time card so they could leave early without the boss finding out?

Ignore it

What would you do if you met and old flame you still had feelings for but you are now married?

Trunk Monkey;903321 wrote: Ignore it

What would you do if you met and old flame you still had feelings for but you are now married?


Smile, say hello, ask how you've been and inquire if life has been treating you well.

What would you do if you spilt hot oil over your hand?

Scream in pain

What would you do to alleviate the pain?

Scream:wah: Ice it and go seek help

What would you do if you found out you were pregnant and 50 years old?

Trunk Monkey;903599 wrote: Scream:wah: Ice it and go seek help

What would you do if you found out you were pregnant and 50 years old?


Probably be surprised and have it.

What would you do if you got into your car at nightime, that was in a parking lot, started driving down the road, looked in your rear view mirror and noticed someone staring at you from the back seat?