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Jester;951974 wrote: Dadburnet... I was trying to be ruggedly handsome not sweet.

I'm gonna have to rethink my approach.


okay! the ruggedly handsome and very manly knight in shining armor!

how's that? :wah:

Jester;951963 wrote: Thanks Darlin, have we met yet? :-4 I'm Jester, independent biznessman, 6', 200 lbs, trim hair (dang near perfectly bald) I like skydiving, country music and Im a non smoker...

You dont have to give me a physical discription just yer bra size. :wah:


Nope, I don't think we have. I'm shelbell, have enough hair for just about everyone on this site, would hate skydiving, can't stand heights, I like classic rock and easy listening, and I smoke. :wah: I think we're just a little opposite. Oh, and a 40DD. I guess I should add that I'm not very shy! :wah:

Jester;951997 wrote: hehehe... what you wrote:



What I saw:



I think you have what I like! We can be friends!:-4


I'm so glad you're so pleased Jester...now we can be friends. :-4

Jester;951998 wrote: OK, I Like that!

Thanks!!!:-4


you like that huh? well i'm glad i finally got it right! :wah::wah:

Jester is a hoot!! and he's a ladies man too!!!

Loves me some Jester!

WonderWendy3;952089 wrote: Jester is a hoot!! and he's a ladies man too!!!

Loves me some Jester!


yeah Jester has become quite the flirt these days hasn't he! :sneaky:

I remember when Jester was ill and he posted a bit more due to being laid up and didnt stop talking about trying to get laid:wah::wah:

I think Jesters a flirty funny fella:D

I like people who are funny and smart (just like in person) so basically that includes all of you.... :wah:

sunny104;952331 wrote: I like people who are funny and smart (just like in person) so basically that includes all of you.... :wah:Well one out of 2 isn't bad:D:driving:

sunny104;952331 wrote: I like people who are funny and smart (just like in person) so basically that includes all of you.... :wah:
Isn't that like being 9 foot tall and liking people who are shorter than you?:D:wah:

YZGI;952338 wrote: Isn't that like being 9 foot tall and liking people who are shorter than you?:D:wah:


:yh_tongue



:D :wah:

sunny104;952357 wrote: :yh_tongue





:D :wah:
Whew!! Good on you. It was a risky post.:wah:

YZGI;952364 wrote: Whew!! Good on you. It was a risky post.:wah:


you don't have to worry what you say to me!

I love picking on you too! :-4 :wah:

JAB;952535 wrote: And here he wants us all to think he's a tough meanie in those politics and war threads but we know better, don't we?!



(((hugs))) to ya Cowboy! :-4


Me too, me tooo......need some Jester hugs:-6

Kathy Ellen;952742 wrote: Me too, me tooo......need some Jester hugs:-6
No more women on Jesters limb. (its beginning to droop)

YZGI;952756 wrote: No more women on Jesters limb. (its beginning to droop)


:wah::wah:Zygister....



Gotta stretch his limbs:wah:

jimbo;952771 wrote: looks like these fg gals are going to get a lot of splinters if you ask me





talk about caught jester :wah::wah:









court jesters cousine maybe
Ahem!!



You realize Mister Jester, Sir carries a gun and makes Chuck Norris seem like a wuss?:D

jimbo;952785 wrote: ooops looks like i was barking up the wrong fg tree :-3:-3:-3





i was only jesting :-3:-3
Yup, I'd leave that one alone, no need to be a sap about it.

jimbo;952821 wrote: what a nice (tree) feller
You're just afraid he will kick your ash.

jimbo;952835 wrote: you should cedar cloud of dust i'll leave ,i'm sycamore jokes like yours :wah::wah:
Good idea, he just maple one of your ears off and kick ya in the walnuts.

jimbo;952845 wrote: oakey dokey, ill spruce myself up and stop pining for my missing friend
I'm glad this is your thread we've screwed up.:wah:

jimbo;952849 wrote: do you think we have gone to fir this time acorny or two never hurt any one though
At least no one is callling us a son of a beech for screwing up their thread.

You would have to be a real peach and plum crazy to laugh at these stupid jokes.

jimbo;952859 wrote: well as apple of mine you would know ,together we make a right pear ,why are we the only ones posting does no one else give a fig for this thread
I don't think a dogwood give a crab about this thread.

jimbo;952849 wrote: do you think we have gone to fir this time acorny or two never hurt any one though


See............I told there are nuts on this tree. :wah:

Jester;952818 wrote: You guys are killin me here!

:wah:

Ladies please, line up, I'll get to each one of you, please note you may be waiting a long time, however I promise that when I am with you, I will be with just you. No yelling out 'JAB' when Im with Wonder Wendy!


Sorry Jester...I wait for no man. :wah:

Blimey - which is worse... Jester and his ladies in flirt mode, or Jimbo and his mates in pun mode????? I neeeeed coffeeeee...

:sneaky:

How can a girl relax BEFORE having her coffee, Jimbo, answer me that!!!! Without the dark brew I'm up a gumtree.

Jimbo...YZGI...how DO you come up with this stuff??! Those were some danged impressive tree puns. :wah:

if we started with the fg forum as a tree and as the trunk goes up and some people are funny ,brainy ,kind etc it splits into branches what branch would you end up on and with whome ????


I'd be with the apples on the top of the tree, the ones that have the best taste but that no one wants to exert the effort necessary to pluck us. I hang with the fringe. The radical fringe if you ask some people. But then sometimes I fall off the tree and land with the apples at the bottom who are still good, just a little bruised and worse for the wear. I hang with the underdogs. I know they're good fruit because I am one too and we don't mind each other's bruises or soft spots.

That's my analogy.

Jester;952818 wrote: You guys are killin me here!

:wah:

Ladies please, line up, I'll get to each one of you, please note you may be waiting a long time, however I promise that when I am with you, I will be with just you. No yelling out 'JAB' when Im with Wonder Wendy!


Wow! i have to say, this is a Jester that i have never seen before!