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Fuzzy butt is definately our chatty-est bot that we have!

I'm glad you realize we are real and we care about you young man!!



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Too bad the dog can't kill hens everyday to make her feel better!....

Dogs killing hens is how I met my neighbors many years ago....they felt so bad because their dog killed our hens...I wasn't mad, told them it was their nature....of course about 15 years later when MY dog was killing their hens....IT was a different situation!!!:-5

fuzzy butt;965534 wrote: OI YOU!!! *ring ring* *ring ring*

"hello?"

"Yes is this pot?"

"yes"

"Hi this is kettle calling"


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Hoss;965517 wrote: Flopstock likes my dad!:-4:wah: You may be in luck my moms ready to kill him.
Actually I always liked your mom and dad!:-4 did you know he dragged her on here for a while... way way back..:-6

Hoss;965528 wrote: So far I have met a few guys in the program, most of them are older and most are looking for EMT for emergency nursing, not fire service. I will have to buy new hens for them, this is the second time she killed hens. It is funny, my sister laughed too when I told her. Dad had her trained to leave them alone too, oops!


that farmer one day is a gonna be running after you!

Emergency nursing is to important these days, we don't have enough of them here.



perhaps you can use your training on one of those poor hens!:D

Hoss;965542 wrote: Rat Terrier! She's a small one.


do you have a pic?

flopstock;965158 wrote:



I'm a mom first... slut second... don't get confused about that again, ya hear?:sneaky::wah:




every forum has to have one!:wah:

Hoss;965464 wrote: He is doing well, and he’s got his job set up and sees very little danger there. Says not to worry and he will be home fast.


Tell him I said he's a good lad and I'm proud of him. Strangely enough, that'll make him smile.

Any time my children said they were bored they groaned at the response. Dads can think of more things for a kid to do than you'd believe - in their case I usually thought of of more books worth reading than would fit in a library. Have you considered taking a digital camera out for a day and seeing how artistic you can be with it? We'd love to see close-ups of bits of nature and oddity around where you live. It may be usual to you but it'll be alien to a lot of us.

:-4 Awww, Missy is adorable!

I remember your Dad said he had to go buy a new laptop before he left, because he blew his up!

Spot has a great suggestion! We would LOVE to see your surroundings, when you were talking about the mountain lions and rattlesnakes, that was so foreign to me, but would still love to see pictures of your area!....not so much the snakes though, I'm 'askerred' of them!.....but I would be brave if you posted pics of snakes too!!

Hoss;965696 wrote: This is my dads old laptop, let me try, he busted the wireless and I managed to fix it, but its got problems still.


Morning Hoss!

OMG, she's to cute!

she looks like she gets into a lot of things!

go Missy!

her ears look bigger than her head. LOL!

Seems like your holding down things quite well. Your dad knew what he was doing when he put you in charge.

Hoss;966430 wrote: LOL! Yes, my sister calls her the Bat Dog!:wah: She's a fun dog, I wanted a bigger dog that I could hunt with, turns out she's an awesome hunter.


Henhunter Missy -on call 24/7.......no hen to big!



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Hoss;966542 wrote: LOL, let me ask my dad if I can tell you the Lion story.


lion story, oh I have to hear this, me loves animals!

Did you know I am planing a N.Y. Eve party at your ranch..........



everyone is coming...............................wouldn`t this be awesome!

I`m in charge of Missy, anyone gets outta hand will have to deal with the killer hen dog!



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Hoss;966558 wrote: Good, my dad will be back by then if all goes well and Lord willing. :wah:


oh fabulous, I thought he was gone for 2 years or is he just comin home for the holidays.

just think, you won`t have to buy a turkey for thanksgiving, you have your hens!



put them in the oven and add potatoes!



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p.s.........remove all feathers first.

You are doing a great job Hoss!!

And I understand about the pictures!...you do what you need to, we are here when you need us!

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Hoss;966576 wrote: LOL, I read what you said as 'we are HEN when you need us!':wah:

Odie has me stuck on the hens.


Well, a few of us are "mother hens" that is for sure!

Odie is cool isn't she???:-4:-6



How are you feeling now Mister?

Hoss;966503 wrote: So far the only disaster I don't really want to announce to the world is the laundry problem.:oIf you search the domestic parts of the servant quarters you might find a washing machine and possibly even a drier for those long rainy seasons. They'll be white metal floor-standing cubes about three feet on each edge with glass doors and have words like Spin and Non-Crease on. Tell us the model numbers on the front and we'll look up the user guide for each and talk you through it.

Hoss;966569 wrote: LOL, I buried them already. :wah:

How do you get different avatars than is on the albums?


you have to become a supportive member, its 10.00 for 6 months.

Hoss;966576 wrote: LOL, I read what you said as 'we are HEN when you need us!':wah:

Odie has me stuck on the hens.


wondering if Ms. Missy could ever become friends with her hens:wah:

I`m alone, where`s Hoss now......................



probably burying more hens

Hoss;966576 wrote: LOL, I read what you said as 'we are HEN when you need us!':wah:



Odie has me stuck on the hens.




Theyre a bunch of hens all right !