ask shellybelly anything thread

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:59 am

Cow Patty;985216 wrote: Perhahps shellbell could lend us some light on How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood.:wah:

5 pounds

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:01 pm

Imladris;985218 wrote: Is a zebra a white animal with black stripes or black with white stripes?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

Why do I have an overwhelming compulsion to slap Jimbo's bald head?

I'll think of more......

Actually zebras are purple...we're just all color blind

It's an unoccasional table

Because it's there

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:02 pm

Imladris;985221 wrote: You need a bowl and one of these -

http://www.shewee.com/buyonline/products.php

then you'd never have to leave the computer again.

Oh, a question - do you know anyone who would use a SheWee?:-3

No, if in private outside, I find a tree to squat by. :wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:03 pm

el guapo;985226 wrote: whats a she wee

Something for girls to go pee pee into while on the go.:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:04 pm

qsducks;985239 wrote: :wah: like what's a she she or a he he

A she she is what a herder calls his flock

A he he is a laugh;)

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:06 pm

flopstock;985251 wrote: I like this thread....:sneaky:

Okay regular mop... swiffer?:yh_whistl

Cubs in 3 or 4?

Ever try those mac and cheese crackers? what are they like...

Of course you do! :wah:

Swiffer

3

no, but J said she's had them before and they're gross

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:07 pm

Odie;985261 wrote: alright, a hot seat thread!

have you ever been with a tiger?:wah:

Yes, because I've been with myself! :sneaky::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:10 pm

qsducks;985303 wrote: Can you imagine getting that thing as a stocking stuffer at Christmas?:wah: At first glance, I thought it was a cat box pooper scooper.:wah:

Yes, great for fishing at night!

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:11 pm

Before Sunset;985285 wrote: Ditto. Who needs the hassle of what to do with that thing after you've used it. Ick!

I don't

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:12 pm

jimbo;985447 wrote: jeez how long do you have to wait around to annoy people these days :rolleyes::wah:

You, 2 seconds...me, forever cuz I'm so lovable! :wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:13 pm

jimbo;985466 wrote: can you wear it facing north if you have eaten a dodgy curry :sneaky::sneaky:

Yes

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:16 pm

Hope6;985468 wrote: okay Shelly, you're my friend so i'm not gonna ask you weird questions like SOME people! :sneaky: :wah:

What is your favorite thing about being here in the garden?

What is your least favorite thing about being here?

you guys with the questions on this thread might want to watch out for that last question! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

It used to be my good friends. (you're not included in that "used to be"):sneaky:

too many nosey people...and too many questions! :wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:17 pm

qsducks;985482 wrote: Shel, do you use the Shewee?

and Hope, go check it out. Jimbo uses it when he takes his dog for a walk.

No, I prefer the wonders of nature and marking my territory.:sneaky:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:18 pm

jimbo;985498 wrote: shellybelly is aware of this thread :wah::wah:

now answer your questions :wah::wah:

I'm answering as fast as I can Jimbutthead.:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:20 pm

Chezzie;985504 wrote: When you sneeze or laugh or cough do you dribble a little wee?

Shower or Bath?

Cream cake or Iced bum..oppps I meant bun:D

Trousers or skirt/dress?

Big knickers or Ass shredders?

No

Both

Cream Cake...always cake!

Jeans or shorts

Big...oh well, everything shreds this big ass! :wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:21 pm

Imladris;985508 wrote: Sex or chocolate?

Or -

Sex and chocolate???

All of the above! :sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:40 pm

how old is your daughter, 8 or 16?:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:54 pm

Imladris;985244 wrote:

A SheWee, and no I don't have one nor will I ever!

I bet you wish you hadn't asked now!

my dear god

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:54 pm

Odie;985631 wrote: how old is your daughter, 8 or 16?:wah:

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:03 pm

Are ya feeling the love here Shel?:D:wah:

Ya gotta admit, you secretly loved waking up to this didn't you...:sneaky:

This would be the reason I avoid these kinds of threads ....:p

Have we done one of these for QS yet?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:07 pm

flopstock;985669 wrote: Are ya feeling the love here Shel?:D:wah:

Ya gotta admit, you secretly loved waking up to this didn't you...:sneaky:

This would be the reason I avoid these kinds of threads ....:p

Have we done one of these for QS yet?

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=40489

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:13 pm

flopstock;985669 wrote: Are ya feeling the love here Shel?:D

Ya gotta admit, you secretly loved waking up to this didn't you...:sneaky:

This would be the reason I avoid these kinds of threads ....:p

Have we done one of these for QS yet?

Oh yeah...tons of love...people hollering at me to reply when I had just woke up. It's always so delightful! :wah:

You avoid well, you are still avoiding Your thread!

I'm not sure we've done this for ducky, so I'm thinking she needs it. :sneaky:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:45 pm

jimbo;985794 wrote: do you prefer

too hot or too cold

:sneaky:

Too hot baby, cuz too cold ain't no good.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:07 pm

red or black?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:09 pm

opossum or racoon in the bottom of your trash can?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:14 pm

Odie;985862 wrote: red or black?

Black

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:15 pm

qsducks;985864 wrote: opossum or racoon in the bottom of your trash can?

Neither...now go answer your thread. :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:24 pm

shelbell;985876 wrote: Neither...now go answer your thread. :wah:

I am trying.:wah:

watcher · Post by **watcher** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:08 pm

Who put you in the psycho ward?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:26 pm

oh now that was awesome!

watcher · Post by **watcher** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:04 pm

Is it just supporting members that get this type of thread done to them?

Has anyone ever started their own "Ask me anything thread"?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:26 pm

watcher;986011 wrote: Who put you in the psycho ward?

The little green man in the corner.

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:30 pm

watcher;986034 wrote: Is it just supporting members that get this type of thread done to them?

Has anyone ever started their own "Ask me anything thread"?

No, don't have to be a supporting member, just have to have some good friends that want to be a pain in your ***...like good ol Jimbutthead (Jimbo) did to me here. :wah:

I don't know if anyones done their own thread like this here.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:14 pm

shelbell;985613 wrote: It used to be my good friends. (you're not included in that "used to be"):sneaky:

too many nosey people...and too many questions! :wah:

i warned them that they might be in trouble with all these questions! :wah::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:17 pm

shelbell;986040 wrote: No, don't have to be a supporting member, just have to have some good friends that want to be a pain in your ***...like good ol Jimbutthead (Jimbo) did to me here. :wah:

I don't know if anyones done their own thread like this here.

we seem to have a going theme right now of what i like about threads and ask somebody anything threads! :wah::wah: :sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:29 am

jimbo;986082 wrote: Can you tell me why I love dressing up in Sues clothes so much and tell me how to blend my eyeshadow?

:D

Nobody answer this until he posts photos of him doing this!!!

after all, we need to see the colours before we can advise.................:sneaky:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:11 am

jimbo;986082 wrote: Can you tell me why I love dressing up in Sues clothes so much and tell me how to blend my eyeshadow?

:D

Jimbo, does your eyeshadow colors match your underwear?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:12 am

Shel, do you get tired after eating a huge lunch?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:44 pm

jimbo;986082 wrote: Can you tell me why I love dressing up in Sues clothes so much and tell me how to blend my eyeshadow?

:D

Jimbo! we're seeing another whole side to you here! maybe we should start a ask jimbo anything thread! :wah::wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:00 pm

steak or fish?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:55 am

jimbo;986950 wrote: been done :p:p

how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb shell head ??

two ..... but ......how did they get in there :-3:-3

is that funny

I'd like to hunt down that thread Jimbo and ask you some mind bending questions.