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Carolly;1097245 wrote: Oh I forgot yer not as posh as me:D 'dilly is Piccadilly sweetpea:rolleyes:;)


Nah, Mr O's from Peckham... that's dead posh. Why would his lovliness go looking up the Piccadilly? :-2:-2:-2

neldon;1097264 wrote: OMG, My mouth is watering, what I wouldn’t give for a bowl of eels right now, any chance of you shipping some over for me?


You can pack that in young man. she doesn't need any encouragement thank you very much. She's an eel murderer and I've reported her for 'excessive eel abuse'.

oscar;1097268 wrote: Nah, Mr O's from Peckham... that's dead posh. Why would his lovliness go looking up the Piccadilly? :-2:-2:-2
Ahhhh bless yer so innocent dear:-4:-4:rolleyes:

neldon;1097264 wrote: OMG, My mouth is watering, what I wouldn’t give for a bowl of eels right now, any chance of you shipping some over for me?You can get them online ye know......and there the best;)This person here dont know good grub thats her problem mate:sneaky:

oscar;1097270 wrote: You can pack that in young man. she doesn't need any encouragement thank you very much. She's an eel murderer and I've reported her for 'excessive eel abuse'.
Yep:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist:-4

Carolly;1097278 wrote: Yep:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist:-4


I BET YOU EVEN GRIND THE BONES UP IN YOUR TEETH DON'T YOU?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1097282 wrote: I BET YOU EVEN GRIND THE BONES UP IN YOUR TEETH DON'T YOU?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflWhat teeth:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflActually you eat round the spine bone:D:wah::p

Carolly;1097274 wrote: You can get them online ye know......and there the best;)This person here dont know good grub thats her problem mate:sneaky:


I'm far too refined. I much prefer lightly sauted scallops in a Lobster and crab sauce with a side salad of alfalfa thank you very much :p:p:p

Carolly;1097284 wrote: What teeth:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflActually you eat round the spine bone:D:wah::p


Now, anything that has to be eaten around the spine bone is even more putrid

:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick

Can't you just de-bone the poor animal before you get your pearlys round it??

oscar;1097285 wrote: I'm far too refined. I much prefer lightly sauted scallops in a Lobster and crab sauce with a side salad of alfalfa thank you very much :p:p:pStuck up so and so:sneaky::sneaky::rolleyes:Bet you jump out the bath when you wanna pee also:rolleyes::p

oscar;1097288 wrote: Now, anything that has to be eaten around the spine bone is even more putrid

:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick

Can't you just de-bone the poor animal before you get your pearlys round it??NOPE

:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist:D

Carolly;1097291 wrote: NOPE

:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist:D As i have never sunk my gnashers around a poor eel, i must ask, why exactly can't you de-bone Eddie the eel before you eat him??

I have to go out now but never fear woman.. I'll be back for you :-5:-5:-5

oscar;1097294 wrote: As i have never sunk my gnashers around a poor eel, i must ask, why exactly can't you de-bone Eddie the eel before you eat him??

I have to go out now but never fear woman.. I'll be back for you :-5:-5:-5Im out singing tonight:guitarist but no doubt you will be about when I get back:sneaky:.....and you dont bone eels fgs woman:rolleyes::-5:-5:mad:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

neldon;1097264 wrote: OMG, My mouth is watering, what I wouldn’t give for a bowl of eels right now, any chance of you shipping some over for me?


Oiiiiiiiiiii……oiiiiiiiii saveloy. don't start me off aswell neldon:wah:, carolly's pic of her bowl of jellied eels fair had me dribbling like a sleeping baby so it did mary poppins and no mistake (jumps and clicks heels together), she's a good gal that Carolly is for posting that yummy pic (read that bit in the accent of Dick van dykes 'bert') i used to watch those delicious slippery things slither and slide around big blocks of ice in the window of manzies in archway rd when i was a dustbin lid and see them chopped up alive, cruel but mercifully quick. for anyone who doesn’t know what the frank butcher we are on about, eels are snake like creatures caught by line and net and the wild meat pies are trapped in snares or often clubbed to death as they tragically gather together to keep warm under trees or smaller shrubs in ancient open spaces like epping forrest or are brutally slaughtered in their thousands on their annual migration from Blackheath to Victoria park East London. Those who survive the initial capture alive are forced into cells in Pentonville prison until they are ‘broken’ by the evil prison guards and trudge resignedly and peacefully into the distribution vans which deliver them to their final destination where they are marched to the ovens as required and baked and eaten with mash and liquor by pearly kings and queens who sing, dance and twirl out on the colourful streets of London where the children have cute buckled shoes and little coal splattered sooty hungry, cheerful faces.

“ Awwwwwwwww it’s a jolly holiday with mary”

Clear as mud

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Ludwig

Ludwig Van B;1097411 wrote: Oiiiiiiiiiii……oiiiiiiiii saveloy. don't start me off aswell neldon:wah:, carolly's pic of her bowl of jellied eels fair had me dribbling like a sleeping baby so it did mary poppins and no mistake (jumps and clicks heels together), she's a good gal that Carolly is for posting that yummy pic (read that bit in the accent of Dick van dykes 'bert') i used to watch those delicious slippery things slither and slide around big blocks of ice in the window of manzies in archway rd when i was a dustbin lid and see them chopped up alive, cruel but mercifully quick. for anyone who doesn’t know what the frank butcher we are on about, eels are snake like creatures caught by line and net and the wild meat pies are trapped in snares or often clubbed to death as they tragically gather together to keep warm under trees or smaller shrubs in ancient open spaces like epping forrest or are brutally slaughtered in their thousands on their annual migration from Blackheath to Victoria park East London. Those who survive the initial capture alive are forced into cells in Pentonville prison until they are ‘broken’ by the evil prison guards and trudge resignedly and peacefully into the distribution vans which deliver them to their final destination where they are marched to the ovens as required and baked and eaten with mash and liquor by pearly kings and queens who sing, dance and twirl out on the colourful streets of London where the children have cute buckled shoes and little coal splattered sooty hungry, cheerful faces.

“ Awwwwwwwww it’s a jolly holiday with mary”

Clear as mud

Cockney Rhyming Slang - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia



LudwigYour bleedin madder then me:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Carolly;1097426 wrote: Your bleedin madder then me:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)


The King

YouTube - Harry Champion "Any Old Iron"

Ludwig:wah:

oscar;1097219 wrote: I went to a bar in America once where there was a sign saying..... 'Licquer in the front and poker in the rear' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl OMG nearly wet meself reading that

Mrs Oscar.....


So eating crabs and Lobster is ok but not Eels.....Me smells a hypocrit and a Brown one at that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Now excuse me whilst I finish my dinner Ribbet Ribbet

Ludwig Van B;1097433 wrote: The King

YouTube - Harry Champion "Any Old Iron"

Ludwig:wah:Im eating Jellied Eels as we talk:D:-4:-4

Chezzie;1097559 wrote: OMG nearly wet meself reading that

Mrs Oscar.....


So eating crabs and Lobster is ok but not Eels.....Me smells a hypocrit and a Brown one at that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Now excuse me whilst I finish my dinner Ribbet Ribbet






Shes like her bleedin PM Chez.........one law for one and one law for the other:rolleyes: and I happen to like Crabs.......if you know what I mean:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1097075 wrote: So your trying to make people happy are you......fine but who would feed me Dogs....Geese.....little Ducky....Wild Birds....and me eels to fatten up so I can jelly them:D


Nobody eats jellied ducks! Unless of course they are gummy ducks.:wah:

qsducks;1097567 wrote: Nobody eats jellied ducks! Unless of course they are gummy ducks.:wah:


Nipped to Asda earlier to buy my fresh Duck and the buggers had sold out:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Carolly;1097566 wrote: Shes like her bleedin PM Chez.........one law for one and one law for the other:rolleyes: and I happen to like Crabs.......if you know what I mean:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I love fish, we have fresh smoked cod loin for tea tonight but I have never had fresh crab or lobster, will try it one day:rolleyes:

Chezzie;1097569 wrote: Nipped to Asda earlier to buy my fresh Duck and the buggers had sold out:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Now what are you having?

Chezzie;1097571 wrote: I love fish, we have fresh smoked cod loin for tea tonight but I have never had fresh crab or lobster, will try it one day:rolleyes:
Ive had both and yep there good....OMG they just spoke about Jellied Eels on Come Dine With Me:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1097579 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Now what are you having?YOUIf yer not careful:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Chezzie;1097571 wrote: I love fish, we have fresh smoked cod loin for tea tonight but I have never had fresh crab or lobster, will try it one day:rolleyes:


You've got to try lobster Chez. With melted butter. To die for:-4

Carolly;1097587 wrote: YOUIf yer not careful:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)


She'd have to hunt me down and try to catch me:wah:

qsducks;1097590 wrote: She'd have to hunt me down and try to catch me:wah:Our Chez has magic powers ye know;):rolleyes:

Carolly;1097591 wrote: Our Chez has magic powers ye know;):rolleyes:


So do I:sneaky:

qsducks;1097579 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Now what are you having?


chicken:D

Chezzie;1097596 wrote: chicken:D


Goat:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1097600 wrote: Goat:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl skunk:yh_rotfl

Smoked jellied eels:yh_rotfl. Saving a chair for ykw.

qsducks;1097603 wrote: Smoked jellied eels:yh_rotfl. Saving a chair for ykw.


dont forget the liquor:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1097614 wrote: dont forget the liquor:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Oh yeah I did forget the rum flavored frog legs:wah:

YouTube - 60's London Eastenders - Pie and Mash shops

just simply magical

YouTube - 1960s London Eastend Buskers

we all dress like this in London



right..............you lovely people.......happy new year one and all (again) and spare a thought for bob cratchit and tiny tim:) i'm off for a few pigs ears down the rub a dub and a plate of cockles soaked in vinegar and smothered with black pepper and possibly walk home with a road cone on my head, singing 'show me the way to go home' or maybe it's because i'm a londoner (i think not:)) whatever your doing, indoors or out and about, have a good (safe) one



Ludwig

Ludwig Van B;1097620 wrote: YouTube - 60's London Eastenders - Pie and Mash shops

just simply magical

YouTube - 1960s London Eastend Buskers

we all dress like this in London



right..............you lovely people.......happy new year one and all (again) and spare a thought for bob cratchit and tiny tim:) ) i'm off for a few pigs ears down the rub a dub and a plate of cockles soaked in vinegar and smothered with black pepper and possibly walk home with a road cone on my head, singing 'show me the way to go home' or maybe it's because i'm a londoner (i think not:) whatever your doing, indoors or out and about, have a good (safe) one



Ludwig


Sounds like you gonna have a blast Mate

Enjoy and Happy New Year to you

Keep Safe:)

The eels made me stomach turn a notch. But anyways, go enjoy your new years.

Ludwig Van B;1097620 wrote: YouTube - 60's London Eastenders - Pie and Mash shops

just simply magical

YouTube - 1960s London Eastend Buskers

we all dress like this in London



right..............you lovely people.......happy new year one and all (again) and spare a thought for bob cratchit and tiny tim:) i'm off for a few pigs ears down the rub a dub and a plate of cockles soaked in vinegar and smothered with black pepper and possibly walk home with a road cone on my head, singing 'show me the way to go home' or maybe it's because i'm a londoner (i think not:)) whatever your doing, indoors or out and about, have a good (safe) one



Ludwig
:wah:Oh Love it;)Night babe and have a very Happy New Year;)

Ludwig Van B;1097411 wrote: Oiiiiiiiiiii¦¦oiiiiiiiii saveloy. don't start me off aswell neldon:wah:, carolly's pic of her bowl of jellied eels fair had me dribbling like a sleeping baby so it did mary poppins and no mistake (jumps and clicks heels together), she's a good gal that Carolly is for posting that yummy pic (read that bit in the accent of Dick van dykes 'bert') i used to watch those delicious slippery things slither and slide around big blocks of ice in the window of manzies in archway rd when i was a dustbin lid and see them chopped up alive, cruel but mercifully quick. for anyone who doesn’t know what the frank butcher we are on about, eels are snake like creatures caught by line and net and the wild meat pies are trapped in snares or often clubbed to death as they tragically gather together to keep warm under trees or smaller shrubs in ancient open spaces like epping forrest or are brutally slaughtered in their thousands on their annual migration from Blackheath to Victoria park East London. Those who survive the initial capture alive are forced into cells in Pentonville prison until they are ‘broken’ by the evil prison guards and trudge resignedly and peacefully into the distribution vans which deliver them to their final destination where they are marched to the ovens as required and baked and eaten with mash and liquor by pearly kings and queens who sing, dance and twirl out on the colourful streets of London where the children have cute buckled shoes and little coal splattered sooty hungry, cheerful faces.

“ Awwwwwwwww it’s a jolly holiday with mary

Clear as mud

Cockney Rhyming Slang - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia



Ludwig


I myself do like a large portion of savaloy but Ludwig, you've been to too may Stranglers gigs :yh_rotfl

I thought as a fellow 'Maninblack' you's at least side with me and not that mental Essex woman. 'Menzies' in Peckham is where Mr Oscar went for his pie and mash and he didn't rate it at all. I prefer the most expensive Italian resturant in Bristol (where Hugh was arrested at the Colston hall) who serve scallops with lobster and crab pate. You see, unlike that mad Essex woman who goes around murdering eels and eating them out of washing up bowls, i am more refined. But then Carolly does like things that slip down her throat easily as she has no teeth you see!

We have a FG meet coming up in London, any chance you can make it? I can send you the details.

Carolly likes to stuff her face with dead eels in aspic, cover herself in buttons and sing 'Burlington Bertie' whilst i am more refined and prefer to sing 'Daghanam Dave. (I bet he hit that water high).

Chezzie;1097559 wrote: OMG nearly wet meself reading that

Mrs Oscar.....


So eating crabs and Lobster is ok but not Eels.....Me smells a hypocrit and a Brown one at that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Now excuse me whilst I finish my dinner Ribbet Ribbet









And i can tell you that the bar did actually offer both services for the right kind of money :yh_rotfl

Yes, noshing crab and lobster is ok because it's upper crust nosh and not Essex 'poor man's grub'.

HOW VERY DARE YOU to call me a hypocrite woman... I'm a member of the Labour Party and founding Director of 'Gordon Is Great' Association.

Not only do you post filthy pictures of our Great Leader in my room, you now throw the gauntlet in my face by posting frogs legs. Well, look here Mrs, I rang the Cabinet today and i have had frogs added to the 'Endangered specie's' list. I've given the Labour Party your details and they are coming to get you. You have been warned Mrs.

Ludwig Van B;1097620 wrote: YouTube - 60's London Eastenders - Pie and Mash shops

just simply magical

YouTube - 1960s London Eastend Buskers

we all dress like this in London



right..............you lovely people.......happy new year one and all (again) and spare a thought for bob cratchit and tiny tim:) i'm off for a few pigs ears down the rub a dub and a plate of cockles soaked in vinegar and smothered with black pepper and possibly walk home with a road cone on my head, singing 'show me the way to go home' or maybe it's because i'm a londoner (i think not:)) whatever your doing, indoors or out and about, have a good (safe) one



Ludwig


Get back on that Stranglers thread immediately.

I give my dogs pigs ears. I expect carolly chews on them in bed, oh i forgot, she's got no teeth :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

It is with regret that i have to imform members that a warrant for Carolly's arrest has been issued by Gordon Brown for 'extreme eel abuse'. The maximum sentence for this crime is life imprisonment and a course into 'How to breed eels'.

I am told that Carolly will be allowed a pc in her cell so she can continue to post on FG.

Thankyou

oscar;1098282 wrote: It is with regret that i have to imform members that a warrant for Carolly's arrest has been issued by Gordon Brown for 'extreme eel abuse'. The maximum sentence for this crime is life imprisonment and a course into 'How to breed eels'.

I am told that Carolly will be allowed a pc in her cell so she can continue to post on FG.

Thankyou
You said you wouldn't tell anybody ye rotten fing:-5........mind you at least I aint a s.ex change:rolleyes:

oscar;1097792 wrote: Get back on that Stranglers thread immediately.

I give my dogs pigs ears. I expect carolly chews on them in bed, oh i forgot, she's got no teeth :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:Id insult you sugar but nature beat me to it:rolleyes::p

oscar;1097792 wrote: Get back on that Stranglers thread immediately.

I give my dogs pigs ears. I expect carolly chews on them in bed, oh i forgot, she's got no teeth :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;1098287 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflShut it Mad Oz:-5:-5:-5:mad::sneaky:

Carolly;1098288 wrote: Shut it Mad Oz:-5:-5:-5:mad::sneaky:


:p:p:p:guitarist

Ahhhh eeeels.. Yep. Heap good tucker! But not that easy to come by without a country full of hedgerows and swampy ditches and river mud flats and all that jazz. My red haired sister was telling me at lunch the other day, that snakes work pretty well as a substitute. I haven't checked this out personally. Bon appetit!

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