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jimbo;1112995 wrote: oi dont go all pc on me here el capitano :rolleyes:



immy is sharing a room with pinkchick



immy eats and bakes fart cake





pinkchick should hire jimbo's gas mask :D



oh i get it you are saying immy is not a lady ... gotcha .... good one ...:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl




Immy's list of things to do at the meet -



1. Slap Jimbo



2. Repeat no 1 continuously until Jimbo begs for mercy



3. Laugh hysterically at Jimbo's pain.

Imladris;1113088 wrote: Immy's list of things to do at the meet -



1. Slap Jimbo



2. Repeat no 1 continuously until Jimbo begs for mercy



3. Laugh hysterically at Jimbo's pain.
Will you be doing these after Oscar has:

Beaten Jumbo to a pulp

Thrown Jumbo off Tower bridge

Helped with the emergency services for tsunami Jumbo creates hitting the water

Poked Jumbo's eyes out with sharp sticks

Give Jumbo endless chinese burns

Put his head 'Down in the sewers'

I do hope this meet comes up to the standards of fair play and decorum set by the previous three. A measure of mutual tolerance will doubtless coalesce during the next few days in good time for the event itself but so far the green shoots have failed to materialize. Put down the hatchets, abandon the barge pole, this is Britain. Nobody is to interrupt sentences, everyone is to strain toward amicable compromise and someone has to volunteer to keep the site up to date as we progress.

I'd better put some 4 litre milk containers in the loo and start gathering sufficient raw material then.

spot;1113397 wrote: I'd better put some 4 litre milk containers in the loo and start gathering sufficient raw material then.


You can get 6 litre in Lidle :sneaky::sneaky:

Here's an idea.

We all arrive together in one hotel room.

We install camera's linked to FG

Each three days the FG members vote out the least popular house-mate.

jimbo;1113477 wrote: ok i'll get my coat and leave now then :-5:-5

jimbo thinks of ways to make some fg friends :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:


With the beatings we have promised you, they would vote to keep you in :yh_rotfl

spot;1113353 wrote: I do hope this meet comes up to the standards of fair play and decorum set by the previous three. A measure of mutual tolerance will doubtless coalesce during the next few days in good time for the event itself but so far the green shoots have failed to materialize. Put down the hatchets, abandon the barge pole, this is Britain. Nobody is to interrupt sentences, everyone is to strain toward amicable compromise and someone has to volunteer to keep the site up to date as we progress.


After the truly appalling behaviour at the Cropredy meet this one could hardly sink lower :p

Bryn Mawr;1113483 wrote: After the truly appalling behaviour at the Cropredy meet this one could hardly sink lower :p


Oh it could Bryn on account of previous meets not having the pleasure of my appearence :sneaky:

oscar;1113495 wrote: Oh it could Bryn on account of previous meets not having the pleasure of my appearence :sneaky:


Worrying, very worrying!

One wonders whether your appearance is so very striking that the other attendees will keel over on the Spot?

That really would give him a headache.

Bryn Mawr;1113504 wrote: Worrying, very worrying!

One wonders whether your appearance is so very striking that the other attendees will keel over on the Spot?

That really would give him a headache.


My sheer gorgeousness has been known to affect people in this manner before., but why would anyone want to keel over on Spot? Is he in the habit of having people keel over on him?

jimbo;1113518 wrote: having seen your photo in the paper ..... i'm speechless :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



keel over ??? more like keel hauled :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I spent four days smiling at those hacks and the one pic they got of me scowling because it was raining when i popped outside for a ciggy is now being bandied about our media stations. Did they print the pic of the lawyer and myself laughing at them? No.

It's media persecution i tell you.

Still, lucky it was me. If it was Jumbo, the light would have bounced back off his head blinding most of Fleet Street. :p

Bryn Mawr;1113504 wrote: Worrying, very worrying!

One wonders whether your appearance is so very striking that the other attendees will keel over on the Spot?

That really would give him a headache.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

pinkchick;1113534 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Don't you start Pink one...... I can put you on my list as well you know :sneaky:

oscar;1113535 wrote: Don't you start Pink one...... I can put you on my list as well you know :sneaky:


Oh no!

Not THAT list

pinkchick;1113541 wrote: Oh no!

Not THAT list


Yes Pink Person....... THAT list.

OSCAR'S LIST OF MEMBERS TO INFLICT MISERY ON

JUMBO

EL GUAPO

GMC

GALBALLYPINK WOMAN

jimbo;1113546 wrote: if i annoy oscar any more i might have to miss the meet up on account of my broken bones :(

Dem Doc martins have the blood of many an anti-Gordonite.

You won't have any broken bones once you bobbing in the Thames.

What do you call Jimbo floating in the Thames?

Vegetable soup :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl







on account that i dont want any :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Dem Doc martins have the blood of many an anti-Gordonite.

You won't have any broken bones once you bobbing in the Thames.

What do you call Jimbo floating in the Thames?

Vegetable soup :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Oscar.................................what was it that you were arrested for ????........ assault, wasn't it? In public ????................ to a defenceless and precious, gormless, foul-mouthed, ignorant, malicious, vandal of the hoody brigade - who's darling mother cried that he was an innocent and sweet cherub ????? (Oscar you obviously didn't do the job properly Mrs, cos the little pillock is still walkin and talkin!)

Ere Jim, have you got a cricket box you can bring with you, as well as the WWII steel helmet and the stab vest, shin pads, shoulder pads, elbow and knee pads ???

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1113557 wrote: Oscar.................................what was it that you were arrested for ????........ assault, wasn't it? In public ????................ to a defenceless and precious, gormless, foul-mouthed, ignorant, malicious, vandal of the hoody brigade - who's darling mother cried that he was an innocent and sweet cherub ????? (Oscar you obviously didn't do the job properly Mrs, cos the little pillock is still walkin and talkin!)

Ere Jim, have you got a cricket box you can bring with you, as well as the WWII steel helmet and the stab vest, shin pads, shoulder pads, elbow and knee pads ???

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Thankyou Gill.

I think it should also be noted that the press did correctly report the gang being 25 strong and just poor little Oscar!!! Also that the prosecution tried to insist this gang of 25 were in fear of Oscar at the time :rolleyes::rolleyes: dispite all of them being asked their height in court and all stating they were up to 2 inches taller than myself!!!

Yep, you'd better get the armour ready Jimbo, I feel another 'Assault' coming on.

jimbo;1113554 wrote: i'm a cross between a joker and a soup



i'm a laughing stock :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


A laughing sock is the title 'Bisto'd upon you.

Imladris;1112932 wrote: Me too!



Me and Pinkchick are sharing a room for two nights!!! Poor Pinkchick hasn't a clue what she's let herself in for..............:yh_rotfl



Boops let me know your train times, where you're staying etc and we girlies can meet up on the Friday! :yh_dance


Not booked train yet..... will be leaving here around 10 or 11am I guess though. Will let you know :-4

oscar;1113545 wrote: Yes Pink Person....... THAT list.

OSCAR'S LIST OF MEMBERS TO INFLICT MISERY ON

JUMBO

EL GUAPO

GMC

GALBALLYPINK WOMAN


What did I do to deserve misery??? :p

pinkchick;1113618 wrote: What did I do to deserve misery??? :p


I'll take you off the list if you help me throw Jumbo off Tower bridge :)

oscar;1113630 wrote: I'll take you off the list if you help me throw Jumbo off Tower bridge :)


But .... But .... But ... Jimbo's my buddy :wah:

pinkchick;1113632 wrote: But .... But .... But ... Jimbo's my buddy :wah:


And we're women....... we have to stick together :sneaky::sneaky:

oscar;1113642 wrote: And we're women....... we have to stick together :sneaky::sneaky:


I'll bring the Araldite, how's that?

oscar;1113630 wrote: I'll take you off the list if you help me throw Jumbo off Tower bridge :)


Would the pair of you lift him that high?

Bryn Mawr;1113667 wrote: Would the pair of you lift him that high?


Your right Bryn.... Given the mass body weight of Jumbo, we will have to roll him over.

jimbo;1113684 wrote: i'm slimmer than a gordon brown excuse .... my weight is a world problem nothing to do with me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Yes but Gordon Brown is sexually attractive and the only thing you attract is flies.

spot;1112556 wrote: I'm waiting for some more contenders to declare themselves. Who else might turn up? Now's a good time to say.
Count Raven and Voodoo in! I've done my weekend quota at the hospital already, so I should be free.

Meet outside the Tower of London and then what? What are we doing? Any plans? There are sooooooo many things in London that we could do! Any interest in Greenwich? Theres a great Mexican Resteraunt there, or there was, the last time we were there.

You guys have a wonderful time........I know I did a couple of years ago !



Find an American Diner today....you won't be able to get in though .....





And...don't forget the photos.!!!!

LOL! Thats no joke! Whatever your political persuasion, history is being made today. Remember where you are!

I don't think I'm going to be able to go to the Meet, owing to previous engagement at a friend's Wedding. Might be able to make it on Sunday, but am rather vague on times - all I currently know is meet at the Tower of London....?

jimbo;1114068 wrote: i look forward to meeting you both and today is the day that America gets its soul back :-6:-6:-6:-6
It's going to be a HOOT! If it's anything like the first one, we will all have a wonderful time! We look forward to meeting you to!

jimbo;1117550 wrote: i wont be able to make the meetup:-5:-5

i;m in bed my back has gone i cant even turn over :-5:-5

jinbo throws away his barge pole

YouTube - knock out
Still not feeling any better Jimbo?