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As a neutral Australian, I offer to hold the book on this rather unseemly (but potentially lucrative) brawl. All combattants will be charged ten pounds sterling or fifty American dollars or three Irish shamrocks - and all spectators will also pay a door charge which will cover popcorn and cups of tea / Budweiser. Bets may be placed with Odie or myself and we're working out the odds as I write. Winners will be transported to Australia (where the sun is shining and there is not a single snowflake right now) and losers will be sent to Iceland on that US warship, Mr Galbally mentioned, to meet the world's first lesbian Prime Minister and check out the volcanoes.

Rules:

There will be no snogging in the corners

No fighting like girls - and no mud wrassling either

All proceeds go to the AussiePam charitable foundation for fallen politcally correct drunken sailors

AussiePam;1126619 wrote: As a neutral Australian, I offer to hold the book on this rather unseemly (but potentially lucrative) brawl. All combattants will be charged ten pounds sterling or fifty American dollars or three Irish shamrocks - and all spectators will also pay a door charge which will cover popcorn and cups of tea / Budweiser. Bets may be placed with Odie or myself and we're working out the odds as I write. Winners will be transported to Australia (where the sun is shining and there is not a single snowflake right now) and losers will be sent to Iceland on that US warship, Mr Galbally mentioned, to meet the world's first lesbian Prime Minister and check out the volcanoes.

Rules:

There will be no snogging in the corners

No fighting like girls - and no mud wrassling either

All proceeds go to the AussiePam charitable foundation for fallen politcally correct drunken sailors


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam;1126619 wrote: As a neutral Australian, I offer to hold the book on this rather unseemly (but potentially lucrative) brawl. All combattants will be charged ten pounds sterling or fifty American dollars or three Irish shamrocks - and all spectators will also pay a door charge which will cover popcorn and cups of tea / Budweiser. Bets may be placed with Odie or myself and we're working out the odds as I write. Winners will be transported to Australia (where the sun is shining and there is not a single snowflake right now) and losers will be sent to Iceland on that US warship, Mr Galbally mentioned, to meet the world's first lesbian Prime Minister and check out the volcanoes.



Rules:

There will be no snogging in the corners

No fighting like girls - and no mud wrassling either

All proceeds go to the AussiePam charitable foundation for fallen politcally correct drunken sailors




Ummm, what's "snogging " and why would someone do that in a corner ?:-3

Canoodling.. cuddling.. flirting.. carrying on... as occurs repeatedly in some quaint but fearful battle-cry English placenames often in the Cotswolds eg.

Little-Snogging-in-the-marsh

Greater-Snogging-under-the-wold

Cry God for Harry - in-the-corner.

scholle-kid;1126528 wrote: darn, I am not real sure I can do english . but I will give it a shot.

I will sadle my roping horse. Throw my rope with a loop at all of you. catch all of you ,drag all of you out onto the prarie, and let the rattle snakes and coyotes fight over who will call the jack a lopes and road runners to come and get you all.

whew that was hard i tell ya what!!!


No, Us Bristish still ca't get it. Please translate, coyote, jack a lopes and road runners. However, thank you for half gettingit. Very well done on the English front.

Chezzie;1126269 wrote: Have you been drinking the cooking sherry Oscar


nope the alcohol content of the essence. lemon I think . only just found out about this stuff myself . Have a look at the alcohol content of Vanilla :-2 ???????

then check out the lemon and rasberry. ........omg you could be drunk for a week. i had no idea!!! I thought it was for puddings and cakes :-2

Jester;1126563 wrote: And for the record... I am lover not a fighter, I only fight when I have to. But I love all the time!

You ladies line up please, lets have a look at ya... :yh_youkid:yh_youkid:yh_youkid:yh_youkid

AussiePam;1126619 wrote: .

Rules:

There will be no snogging in the corners

No fighting like girls - and no mud wrassling either

All proceeds go to the AussiePam charitable foundation for fallen politcally correct drunken sailors


well there goes the annual ute muster rally.....bugger!!!!:yh_rotfl

scholle-kid;1126623 wrote: Ummm, what's "snogging " and why would someone do that in a corner ?:-3 English slang for French kissing. I.e. The thrusting of one's tongue into one's partner's mouth, reaching tonsils and remaining in thus position until such time as one should need to breathe.

oscar;1126633 wrote: No, Us Bristish still ca't get it. Please translate, coyote, jack a lopes and road runners. However, thank you for half gettingit. Very well done on the English front.




Well a coyote is a wild dog , not anything at all like a wolf , but not anything like a domesticated canine either, they they are sneaky slinky little scavengers that will eat just about anything that is unlucky enough to get caught, they will sit out a little ways away from the house and yowl to tease a pet dog and if the pet is stupid and goes to investigate them damn coyotes will cut that dog off from the house and eat him. Barn cats , chickens, water fowl , rats mice , birds, the trash barrels, etc...







The road runner is the New Mexico state bird, it doesn't 'fly' like regular birds, it runs everywhere, it can 'fly' for very short distances about 2 or 3 feet off the ground . It will catch and kill snakes 2 or 3 times larger then it's self ,







The jack a lope is a very rare and seldom seen animal, it is kinda a cross between a jack rabbit and an antelope ( a cousin to the deer)

Ah, heck i can't do that,,

the jackalope is an imaginary thing some say was first invented by some Texan or New Mexican Gringo ( white man) that had been hitting the Mexican tequila to hard.. for to long , in the hot sun.

oscar;1126640 wrote: English slang for French kissing. I.e. The thrusting of one's tongue into one's partner's mouth, reaching tonsils and remaining in thus position until such time as one should need to breathe.




American translation of that is ' Tonsil Hockey' or 'swapping spit'

scholle-kid;1126658 wrote: American translation of that is ' Tonsil Hockey' or 'swapping spit' :yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick :yh_rotfl

oscar;1126640 wrote: English slang for French kissing. I.e. The thrusting of one's tongue into one's partner's mouth, reaching tonsils and remaining in thus position until such time as one should need to breathe.


:yh_sick oh yuck.

Sunshine;1126665 wrote: :yh_sick oh yuck. Mind you, there is one member on here that i wouldn't mind a bit of tonsil tennis with :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzy wuzzy;1126635 wrote: nope the alcohol content of the essence. lemon I think . only just found out about this stuff myself . Have a look at the alcohol content of Vanilla :-2 ???????



then check out the lemon andyasberry.com you could be drunk for a week. i had no idea!!! I thought it was for puddings and cakes :-2




:yh_shhhh:yh_shhhh

If they don't never find out the alcohol content of o:yh_partyur spices then ,they will go on thinking it really is themselves that we are so :yh_worshp happy to cook and clean for because they are such manly man guys,, ,,,the keywords here are 'so happy ':yh_battin

Jester;1126585 wrote: Is it her fight? Or did she just start it? Doesn't it make that 'our' fight?



I counted up, and it looks like the sides arent very fair. I mean they got, what? 11 people?... we got, well so far 3 or 4 American Warriors, looks like they better go back and get a few hundred more men to even things up! :wah:

jimbo;1126722 wrote: hey oscar we had just better call the fight off



where the hell are we gonna keep close to 200 million prisoners of war :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Don't panic Captain mainwarring.... we'll put the them on the Scilly Isles :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I've decided (after a couple of bottles of whiskey and a sing song) to join up with Jester and Scholle Kid, just for the craic like.

I might change sides again in the afternoon, I dunno, I kinda like the boys, they are a good laugh really. SC even brought a bottle of Whiskey, a diplomatic coup in anyones language.

Anyway me and the yanks lads are having a great time, we're talking about climate change (jester still doesn't believe me) and having a fry up for breakfast. Though they are still asleep.

GO IRELAND. :yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk

jimbo;1126722 wrote: hey oscar we had just better call the fight off







where the hell are we gonna keep close to 200 million prisoners of war :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl




what is this about POW's ?We (Americans) haven't talked in detail yet, but I'm not to sure we will be taking prisoners , we may just have to put ya'll on a slow boat to China or some thing .:guitarist:guitarist

Galbally;1126745 wrote: I've decided (after a couple of bottles of whiskey and a sing song) to join up with Jester and Scholle Kid, just for the craic like.

I might change sides again in the afternoon, I dunno, I kinda like the boys, they are a good laugh really. SC even brought a bottle of Whiskey, a diplomatic coup in anyones language.

Anyway me and the yanks lads are having a great time, we're talking about climate change (jester still doesn't believe me) and having a fry up for breakfast. Though they are still asleep.

GO IRELAND. :yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk


If you defect my little Leprechaun, then your in big trouble. Us British don't stand for traitors. We shot them in the war (all of them) (including the illegal one's) and we will continue to shoot them as is our right under the law of Gordon Brown.

Once Jester gets gets his way with you, there will be no coming back. He has three nipples and is the anti-christ. I fear for your sanity. I urge you to re-consider or I'll get the first Air Lingus to that tiny Island we own and kick the fecking shyte out of you....... you soppy lemon. :p:p:p

oscar;1126748 wrote: If you defect my little Leprechaun, then your in big trouble. Us British don't stand for traitors. We shot them in the war (all of them) (including the illegal one's) and we will continue to shoot them as is our right under the law of Gordon Brown.

Once Jester gets gets his way with you, there will be no coming back. He has three nipples and is the anti-christ. I fear for your sanity. I urge you to re-consider or I'll get the first Air Lingus to that tiny Island we own and kick the fecking shyte out of you....... you soppy lemon. :p:p:p


Feck off you, I'm Irish, we don't do what Brits want us to (by default) and we're used to getting shot by you; now go get your own whiskey. :yh_rotfl

:yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk

Galbally;1126752 wrote: Feck off you, I'm Irish, we don't do what Brits want us to (by default) and we're used to getting shot by you; now go get your own whiskey. :yh_rotfl

:yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk


Sorry, I forgot about Northern Island and the fact that we have shot you before but that's what happens when you don't tow the line under Thatcher:yh_peace:yh_peace But then you did bomb the shyte out of that nice Grand Hotel in Brighton. And it was grade 1 you bastards. And it hurt my ears and shook my house when it went off and i couldn't get near the shops for a week so we're quits there now.

Your not Irish....... you support Aston Villa you big fairy :yh_rotfl

Galbally;1126745 wrote: I've decided (after a couple of bottles of whiskey and a sing song) to join up with Jester and Scholle Kid, just for the craic like.



I might change sides again in the afternoon, I dunno, I kinda like the boys, they are a good laugh really. SC even brought a bottle of Whiskey, a diplomatic coup in anyone's language.



Anyway me and the yanks lads are having a great time, we're talking about climate change (jester still doesn't believe me) and having a fry up for breakfast. Though they are still asleep.



GO IRELAND. :yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk


Whoa there , what the heck are you pulling here ? I see right though you , your just gonna try to drink up all the before and the after bottles then get all 10 foot tall and bullet proof and start in the middle of what is already in progress ,,yup yup yups :sneaky: that's it until further notice your on KP duty,

:yh_tong2ya'll take it easy on the Irish stuff , I haven't heard no one talk about the Irish in them tones ever ,,:yh_tong2

oh BTW I'm half Irish on my paternal grandmothers side.

The other half is German on my paternal granddads side, and since the female that played the part of the incubator was/is from Texas there ain't no side from that direction..:yh_tongue



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

scholle-kid;1126757 wrote: :yh_tong2ya'll take it easy on the Irish stuff , I haven't heard no one talk about the Irish in them tones ever ,,:yh_tong2

oh BTW I'm half Irish on my paternal grandmothers side.

The other half is German on my paternal granddads side, and since the female that played the part of the incubator was/is from Texas there ain't no side from that direction..:yh_tongue



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I'm allowed to insult the Irish for two reasons.

1) It is my right as a British citizen under the Nazi...whoops.. I meant Labour Government and British law.

2) My dad's Irish :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1126754 wrote: Sorry, I forgot about Northern Island and the fact that we have shot you before but that's what happens when you don't tow the line under Thatcher:yh_peace:yh_peace But then you did bomb the shyte out of that nice Grand Hotel in Brighton. And it was grade 1 you bastards. And it hurt my ears and shook my house when it went off and i couldn't get near the shops for a week so we're quits there now.

Your not Irish....... you support Aston Villa you big fairy :yh_rotfl


GO VILLA! :guitarist

scholle-kid;1126757 wrote: :yh_tong2ya'll take it easy on the Irish stuff , I haven't heard no one talk about the Irish in them tones ever ,,:yh_tong2

oh BTW I'm half Irish on my paternal grandmothers side.

The other half is German on my paternal granddads side, and since the female that played the part of the incubator was/is from Texas there ain't no side from that direction..:yh_tongue



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Oh don't mind them, the Brits slag everyone all the time (including you), you think thats bad about the Irish, you should hear them when they get going about the French. :-6

God damn French. :yh_rotfl

galbally;1126763 wrote: go villa! :guitarist


shut it you big fairy

scholle-kid;1126755 wrote: Whoa there , what the heck are you pulling here ? I see right though you , your just gonna try to drink up all the before and the after bottles then get all 10 foot tall and bullet proof and start in the middle of what is already in progress ,,yup yup yups :sneaky: that's it until further notice your on KP duty,


Look, when whiskey is involved, no one is neutral, now pass that bottle. I'm thirsty. :wah:

Galbally;1126765 wrote: Oh don't mind them, the Brits slag everyone all the time (including you), you think thats bad about the Irish, you should hear them when they get going about the French. :-6

God damn French. :yh_rotfl


Excuse me Mr........ Don't you dare go dissin the nationality and birth place of my hero:



JEAN JACQUES BURNEL

oscar;1126766 wrote: shut it you big fairy


No, you shut it, you daily mail readin, whelk-chucking, eel eating invasion monkey. :yh_rotfl

oscar;1126769 wrote: Excuse me Mr........ Don't you dare go dissin the nationality and birth place of my hero:



JEAN JACQUES BURNEL


He was Belgian actually.

Damn Belgians. :wah:

galbally;1126770 wrote: no, you shut it, you daily mail readin, whelk-chucking, eel eating invasion monkey. :yh_rotfl


oh feck off you pan polishing, bycycle riding, irish times reading, whisky bootlegging, peat bog trog.

oscar;1126776 wrote: oh feck off you pan polishing, bycycle riding, irish times reading, whisky bootlegging, peat bog trog.


yep, that's me. Go ireland, where is me whiskey?

galbally;1126779 wrote: yep, that's me. Go ireland, where is me whiskey?


i drank it........why do you think i'm shouting?

Now get to feck with yer............ Egeeeeeeeeeet

Sorry but I'm a lover not a fighter! :-4

Lots of snow outside, we could have a grand snowball fight..................

oscar;1126760 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I'm allowed to insult the Irish for two reasons.



1) It is my right as a British citizen under the Nazi...whoops.. I meant Labour Government and British law.



2) My dad's Irish :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Now, I don't want no body getting the wrong idea ,just cuz I'm gonna agree with the enemy and say yeah ok your right about being allowed to insult the Irish, don't mean I'm gonna share my after bottle with you or anything,,,:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Galbally;1126768 wrote: Look, when whiskey is involved, no one is neutral, now pass that bottle. I'm thirsty. :wah:




Look , you , your on KP duty and you gotta peel a quota of veggies then you get a whiskey break , how many veggies you figure you gonna peel if you get bacho ??? :yh_dance:yh_party

besides I made the mistake of handing an Irishman a bottle of whiskey one time ,, and I had to wrestler him to get it back and them darn Irish take that wrestling serious when they trying to keep a grip on a bottle that keeps splashing all over us..

Hope6;1126807 wrote: Sorry but I'm a lover not a fighter! :-4
oh, man, that makes two of our side that will be easyly distracted,,, you and Jester. he stated the very same thing in an earlier post,,,:-5:-5:-5

ok, i'm just gonna work my elbow and think about this a while.







and watch you two have your discussion.

chonsigirl;1126809 wrote: Lots of snow outside, we could have a grand snowball fight..................


now a snowball fight i can handle! it sounds like fun! :yh_rotfl

scholle-kid;1126847 wrote: oh, man, that makes two of our side that will be easyly distracted,,, you and Jester. he stated the very same thing in an earlier post,,,:-5:-5:-5


great minds think alike! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

scholle-kid;1126863 wrote:



ok, i'm just gonna work my elbow and think about this a while.







and watch you two have your discussion.


swear to god, i've been sitting here trying to figure out why you would want to walk on your elbows...:yh_rotfl



I gotta get new glasses... just have too...

aww rats, all that talk of POW and slow boats to china and even the drunk Irish guy that changed direction in mid stream and all for a snow ball fight. Maybe walking on my elbows ain't such a bad idea. A few more swallows from my after bottle and I bet I could find the floor with my face I mean lean against the floor and walk on my elbows no

that's not right,, oh well shoot ,I know I'm not as think as you guys all drunk I am..:-2:-2

Jester;1126985 wrote: SNOWBALL FIGHT!?????



*Jester disassembles his sniper rig, while muttering under his breath about unfairness, injustice and folks always ruining a good war*


TURNING UP ON TIME WOULD BE A BONUS

:yh_whistl:yh_whistl:yh_whistl:yh_whistl:yh_whistl