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Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:13 pm
by Galbally
Lon;1144315 wrote: With my retirement assets down about 22% I may have to scale back a bit and consider crewing on a sailboat to get back to the U.S. I guess I can forget ever getting the money back that I loaned to Bernie Madoff.:wah:
We can send a few boys, "professionals" of course, round to have a "chat" with "naughty boy" Madoff. They can get your money for you, or if not then payment in kind, of whatever "kind" you want.
All we need is a van, some shovels, a pick axe, a bit of duck tape, and a thermometer. I will tell Seamus, he is back over from England for the week, no bother at all.
We have a bit of a backlog at the moment though, the recriminagency is working flat out I have to be honest. Whoever thought that recessions and fraud would bring on so much desire for serious biblical retribution?

Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:47 pm
by Odie
oh yes, and after sex, or did someone mention that?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:13 am
by sunny104
only here could a cig thread turn into a masturbating thread! :wah:
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:29 am
by Oscar Namechange
ElishaA;1144653 wrote: haha you lot are really funny.
I'm new to this forum soo hii!!
I agree with some of you when I say.. I like a Fag after or accompanied by...
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Never tell a Tory you like a fag........ your likely to be arrested! :wah:
Taken from Wikki
Fagging was a ritual form of hazing and initiation in English public schools, whereby younger pupils acted as servants to the older boys. Originally an emulation of domestic household task distribution and paternal authority, fagging formerly included harsh discipline and corporal punishment. Bullying and even sexual abuse were also sometimes associated with it. Facing public scrutiny, the practice of personal fagging faded away during the 1970s and 1980s, but in most schools it has been replaced by a system where junior boys are required to do tasks for the benefit of the general school community
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:33 am
by Oscar Namechange
I myself prefer sex after i've had a cigg :wah:
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:34 am
by qsducks
Galbally;1144380 wrote: We can send a few boys, "professionals" of course, round to have a "chat" with "naughty boy" Madoff. They can get your money for you, or if not then payment in kind, of whatever "kind" you want.
All we need is a van, some shovels, a pick axe, a bit of duck tape, and a thermometer. I will tell Seamus, he is back over from England for the week, no bother at all.
We have a bit of a backlog at the moment though, the recriminagency is working flat out I have to be honest. Whoever thought that recessions and fraud would bring on so much desire for serious biblical retribution?
Don't forget the concrete boots when you throw him off the boat.:wah:
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:37 am
by Odie
ElishaA;1144653 wrote: haha you lot are really funny.
I'm new to this forum soo hii!!
I agree with some of you when I say.. I like a Fag after or accompanied by...
Sex - after
Coffee - with
Food - after
Alcohol - During
and lastly when I'm nervous or upset I enjoy one too.
Hi again!
you'll fit right in here!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:01 am
by Galbally
qsducks;1144875 wrote: Don't forget the concrete boots when you throw him off the boat.:wah:
Yeah, the "boat". Of course, of course.
You didn't hear nuthin, right?

Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:02 am
by qsducks
Galbally;1144915 wrote: Yeah, the "boat". Of course, of course.
You didn't hear nuthin, right?
Mum's the word:wah:. Don't forget to send him a dead fish in the mail.
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:39 am
by Odie
being on here!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:56 am
by qsducks
Odie;1144424 wrote: oh yes, and after sex, or did someone mention that?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I think I did way back:wah:
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:17 am
by Odie
qsducks;1170037 wrote: I think I did way back:wah:
there's always room for duplicates!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:18 am
by chonsigirl
Well, it certainly isn't dishes! I seem to see those objects one after another, too many times in a day. :wah:
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:18 am
by qsducks
Odie;1170053 wrote: there's always room for duplicates!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
When I get up in the morning...ya know to get things moving:yh_rotfl
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:19 am
by Odie
chonsigirl;1170056 wrote: Well, it certainly isn't dishes! I seem to see those objects one after another, too many times in a day. :wah:
my list sounds like yours!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:21 am
by qsducks
Odie;1170060 wrote: my list sounds like yours!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
During my soap operas...a total must.
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:33 pm
by Odie
sitting outside in the summer!:guitarist
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:14 pm
by Odie
after the landscaper calls with the estimate!:-5:-5
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:03 am
by Odie
your X phones!:-5:-5
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:30 am
by Swimming maggie
Odie;1173955 wrote: after the landscaper calls with the estimate!:-5:-5
surely that should be a stiff drink:wah:
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:02 am
by hoppy
Oatmeal.
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 6:16 am
by Accountable
chemo
Cigarettes -things you must have one after.
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:12 am
by Odie
Swimming maggie;1192623 wrote: surely that should be a stiff drink:wah:
actually is wasn't all that bad, but still needed a stiff drink!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl