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To all concerned I adhere rigidly to the rules I set out above. Imagine my distress when not only do I find the S*X word mentioned but also M*****b****n. I reiterate this type of self pollution is abhorrent to every true Englishman and those who practice it can be recognised by their sallow complexions, spotty faces and general poor vision.

If one should be tempted to "Relax in a Gentlemanly Manner" may I suggest a bracing walk in the countryside clad in nice thick tweeds and a sensible pair of brogues, this will take your mind off any impure thoughts.

Quite obviously our American cousins view this whole business with a levity that has no place in the bedroom. Nocturnal activities in the privacy of one's own home are no laughing matter.

Now where did I put that instant Tan and my acne cream, if only I could find my glasses.....

Methinks you need a large helping of LC! :wah:

Far Rider wrote: I was also deployed in the military for a good portion of it averageing 5 months per year away from home.

My wife had eclampsia for her first pregnancy and almost died, we we're married three years before my first one was born, then 2.5 years later my second and then almost a 4 year spread before our third. My honest asessment, God was just miriaculously blessing us to have just the right amount of kids for her body to be able to handle.


im not sure id have the courage to find out how many kids god would let me have if give a free reign!!

i admire what the pair of you have done tho

:)

TWEEDS eh? Nice little bit of friction build up over the course of a 'bracing walk', wouldn't you say?
Certainly not ! Because underneath are a pair of long johns and of course a vest, any arousal caused by friction can be swiftly dealt with by increasing your pace.

Bothwell wrote: Certainly not ! Because underneath are a pair of long johns and of course a vest, any arousal caused by friction can be swiftly dealt with by increasing your pace.you gonna wear all that shite at the beach honey? :-6 ....sharks LIKE tweed. :p ....fe fi fo fum, i smell the blood of an Englishman! LOL

It is my understanding that our American cousins indulge in the practice of sex for recreational purpose and indeed profess to enjoy such matters, I would hope for the sake of the British Empire that this sort of Behaviour does not make it's way across the Atlantic





What pigs those Americans are !