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Where are you Gallbladder?

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Your down the pub again arn't you? Or has your mum locked you in your shed with your test tubes?

oscar;1182901 wrote: Where are you Gallbladder?

You have not responded to your thread.

Your down the pub again arn't you? Or has your mum locked you in your shed with your test tubes?


Theres a weeks worth of white coats that need to be laundered before the new week. Think of all the ink stains caused by having those pens in the top pocket. How can a mad scientist possibly overthrow the world government in a dirty white coat. It cant be done.

Even in world domination there must be standards

Snowfire;1183021 wrote: Theres a weeks worth of white coats that need to be laundered before the new week. Think of all the ink stains caused by having those pens in the top pocket. How can a mad scientist possibly overthrow the world government in a dirty white coat. It cant be done.

Even in world domination there must be standards
Still no sign........ his mums definately locked him in the shed.

dear Galbally, you being a rock god and all. I have a problem.

I am in real danger of being pegged back as the No1 Wii Guitar Hero by Mrs Snowfire. Her rendition of Ozzy Osbournes Crazy Train has dented my confidence in ever achieving rockstar status and she is now looking for roadies for her upcoming tour.

I think only "Crossroads/Vai/Cooder" style face off could save the day

Is this the way forward or should I stick to Ten Pin Bowling ?

oscar;1182901 wrote: Where are you Gallbladder?

You have not responded to your thread.

Your down the pub again arn't you? Or has your mum locked you in your shed with your test tubes?


Yes, she is a bad woman, which is why I have turned out the way I did.

Snowfire;1183021 wrote: Theres a weeks worth of white coats that need to be laundered before the new week. Think of all the ink stains caused by having those pens in the top pocket. How can a mad scientist possibly overthrow the world government in a dirty white coat. It cant be done.

Even in world domination there must be standards


This is true, standards have dropped considerably. Its not good enough.

Snowfire;1186046 wrote: dear Galbally, you being a rock god and all. I have a problem.

I am in real danger of being pegged back as the No1 Wii Guitar Hero by Mrs Snowfire. Her rendition of Ozzy Osbournes Crazy Train has dented my confidence in ever achieving rockstar status and she is now looking for roadies for her upcoming tour.

I think only "Crossroads/Vai/Cooder" style face off could save the day

Is this the way forward or should I stick to Ten Pin Bowling ?




What about Crown Green Bowls instead? Thats a compromise than even Ozzie could live with.

Galbally;1186112 wrote: What about Crown Green Bowls instead? Thats a compromise than even Ozzie could live with.


Virtual Crown Green Bowls I could handle. The Wii version. Not sure about all that end to end stuff our grandparents play.

To be honest, Mrs Snowfire's gonna look a right burke, on tour with a plastic guitar with different coloured buttons on it. Its not really Rock and Roll is it ?

Snowfire;1186046 wrote: dear Galbally, you being a rock god and all. I have a problem.

I am in real danger of being pegged back as the No1 Wii Guitar Hero by Mrs Snowfire. Her rendition of Ozzy Osbournes Crazy Train has dented my confidence in ever achieving rockstar status and she is now looking for roadies for her upcoming tour.

I think only "Crossroads/Vai/Cooder" style face off could save the day

Is this the way forward or should I stick to Ten Pin Bowling ? I can play 'Peaches', the intro to 'Toiler on the sea' and 'Nice n Sleazy' by The Stranglers on bass guitar :p:p Goes down a storm on vets night at the Legion.

oscar;1186228 wrote: I can play 'Peaches', the intro to 'Toiler on the sea' and 'Nice n Sleazy' by The Stranglers on bass guitar :p:p Goes down a storm on vets night at the Legion.


Old Bert, who sits in the corner, was rather hoping you would learn some Van Halen riffs, although Mrs Miggins pogo-ing is apparantly coming on a treat and has invested in a new sports bra to stop the chaffing

Snowfire;1186231 wrote: Old Bert, who sits in the corner, was rather hoping you would learn some Van Halen riffs, although Mrs Miggins pogo-ing is apparantly coming on a treat and has invested in a new sports bra to stop the chaffing


Tell Mrs Miggins to buy a pair of elasticated bloomers. Not saying she's lost her youthful pertness, just that she might find it easier to tuck one down each leg. :p

Rapunzel;1186264 wrote: Tell Mrs Miggins to buy a pair of elasticated bloomers. Not saying she's lost her youthful pertness, just that she might find it easier to tuck one down each leg. :p
gmc has to tuck his scrotum in his socks. :(

Rapunzel;1186264 wrote: Tell Mrs Miggins to buy a pair of elasticated bloomers. Not saying she's lost her youthful pertness, just that she might find it easier to tuck one down each leg. :p


Mrs miggins said she could use her old paisley reinforced airtex bloomers but couldnt see them lasting too long in the mosh pit. She gets quite a rhythm going and can still hold on to her bottle of milk stout through an entire Motorhead session

oscar;1186285 wrote: gmc has to tuck his scrotum in his socks. :(


Well since the banning of seal skin.......

Snowfire;1186289 wrote: Well since the banning of seal skin.......
Exactly..... he's sporronless.

A mathematician, a physicist, and a biologist see two people walk into an empty building. A while later they see three people walk back out. The biologist says "they must have multiplied". The physicist says "no, our initial count was likely off". The mathematician nods sagely and says "actually, if one more person walks into the building then it will be empty again".

Which camp are you in Dr ? Mathematician, Biologist or Physicist ?

Snowfire;1187072 wrote: A mathematician, a physicist, and a biologist see two people walk into an empty building. A while later they see three people walk back out. The biologist says "they must have multiplied". The physicist says "no, our initial count was likely off". The mathematician nods sagely and says "actually, if one more person walks into the building then it will be empty again".

Which camp are you in Dr ? Mathematician, Biologist or Physicist ?


I am a chemist actually. :rolleyes: