Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:12 am

carrot cake is good for you

well its got veg in it

:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:11 am

you don't need a high priced lawyer to win your case only a good lawyer.

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:31 am

Astrology is helpful indicator of character.

smithy87 · Post by **smithy87** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:37 am

Watchin too much tv makes your eyes square

LadyBug · Post by **LadyBug** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:08 am

mominiowa wrote: I have 4 kids - and I am still a virgin

:wah: LOL :wah:

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:46 pm

Being the youngest of 12 children does not make you the spoiled one!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:28 pm

abbey wrote: Lady Cop is tucked up in bed & resting!!! :-5Abbey is wearing a pink and orange sequined SPANDEX dress.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:32 pm

lady cop wrote: Abbey is wearing a pink and orange sequined SPANDEX dress.

:wah: :wah: Yep & she borrowed it of Lady Cop!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:34 pm

abbey wrote: :wah: :wah: Yep & she borrowed it of Lady Cop!!i only wear it when i wear all those twigs and roadkill in my hair like the women at the royal wedding!

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:26 pm

ladycop always takes her meds.

:sneaky:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:36 pm

anastrophe wrote: ladycop always takes her meds.

:sneaky:this is true.

:yh_liar

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:36 pm

Welcome back LC..and that is TRUE!

LC decided there just wasn't enough crime on the streets and is going to retire and become a nun....

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:40 pm

mominiowa wrote: Welcome back LC..and that is TRUE!

LC decided there just wasn't enough crime on the streets and is going to retire and become a nun.... laughing this hard is going to make my heart hurt!! HAHAHAHAHAHA...yep, get me to a nunnery! OK...sex is evil. evil evil evil!

Jika · Post by **Jika** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:06 pm

:wah: ^^ nice one girls.

There are actually 6 vowels in the English alphabet but the extra one is silent.

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:39 am

"I'll have your internet back up and running in no time".

(After nearly 12 hours of no internet yesterday because tech support couldn't figure out my router and settings. I think I actually developed the shakes after about 5 hours.) :yh_eyerol

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:54 am

The price of gas is going down!

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:02 am

Its the new style to have 2 inches of grown out roots in your hair.....

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:13 am

mominiowa wrote: Its the new style to have 2 inches of grown out roots in your hair.....your sig cracks me up! ..it's funny, females in prison have their roots grow out, half blonde, half brown. looks like hell. tough munchies girls. ha ha don't do the crime if you can't do the hair! LOL

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:09 am

Spammers are cool!

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:11 am

only men have the genes to change plugs :-5

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:07 pm

Having a bladder infection- is like a walk in the park to smell the new roses! :yh_beatup

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:50 pm

The bloke sat next to me at a meeting this evening farting for fun, was a true gent! :yh_sick

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:03 pm

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk is not a WACKO............

Her will is living proof.

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:33 pm

BTS wrote: PETA President Ingrid Newkirk is not a WACKO............

Her will is living proof.

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.htmlShe forgot about having one of her breasts removed, and placed on display in some prominent place, (i.e., Times Square on New year's Eve) so that everyone can remember what a huge BOOB she is... :-5

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:38 pm

The foreign animal that they found in our water system never polluted our drinking water.... :-5

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Sat May 07, 2005 8:28 pm

So are you a born again virgin? Cristobel

Hmm I guess so...LOL

My kids are so understanding and listen to everything I say! Oh yeah - and Skittles if you read this.....So are you!! :-6

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat May 07, 2005 10:51 pm

I work retail - so I learn something untrue every single day I go to work, like the IQ of America is on the rise. Maybe this says something to the pay we give our teachers or the overwork 2 parents need to do to support a family these days. A new thread perhaps?