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carrot cake is good for you





well its got veg in it

:wah:

you don't need a high priced lawyer to win your case only a good lawyer.

Astrology is helpful indicator of character.

Watchin too much tv makes your eyes square

mominiowa wrote: I have 4 kids - and I am still a virgin


:wah: LOL :wah:

Being the youngest of 12 children does not make you the spoiled one!

abbey wrote: Lady Cop is tucked up in bed & resting!!! :-5Abbey is wearing a pink and orange sequined SPANDEX dress.

lady cop wrote: Abbey is wearing a pink and orange sequined SPANDEX dress.
:wah: :wah: Yep & she borrowed it of Lady Cop!!

abbey wrote: :wah: :wah: Yep & she borrowed it of Lady Cop!!i only wear it when i wear all those twigs and roadkill in my hair like the women at the royal wedding!

ladycop always takes her meds.



:sneaky:

anastrophe wrote: ladycop always takes her meds.





:sneaky:this is true. :yh_liar

Welcome back LC..and that is TRUE!



LC decided there just wasn't enough crime on the streets and is going to retire and become a nun....

mominiowa wrote: Welcome back LC..and that is TRUE!







LC decided there just wasn't enough crime on the streets and is going to retire and become a nun.... laughing this hard is going to make my heart hurt!! HAHAHAHAHAHA...yep, get me to a nunnery! OK...sex is evil. evil evil evil!

:wah: ^^ nice one girls.



There are actually 6 vowels in the English alphabet but the extra one is silent.

"I'll have your internet back up and running in no time".

(After nearly 12 hours of no internet yesterday because tech support couldn't figure out my router and settings. I think I actually developed the shakes after about 5 hours.) :yh_eyerol

The price of gas is going down!

Its the new style to have 2 inches of grown out roots in your hair.....

mominiowa wrote: Its the new style to have 2 inches of grown out roots in your hair.....your sig cracks me up! ..it's funny, females in prison have their roots grow out, half blonde, half brown. looks like hell. tough munchies girls. ha ha don't do the crime if you can't do the hair! LOL

Spammers are cool!

only men have the genes to change plugs :-5

Having a bladder infection- is like a walk in the park to smell the new roses! :yh_beatup

The bloke sat next to me at a meeting this evening farting for fun, was a true gent! :yh_sick

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk is not a WACKO............

Her will is living proof.

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

BTS wrote: PETA President Ingrid Newkirk is not a WACKO............

Her will is living proof.

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.htmlShe forgot about having one of her breasts removed, and placed on display in some prominent place, (i.e., Times Square on New year's Eve) so that everyone can remember what a huge BOOB she is... :-5

The foreign animal that they found in our water system never polluted our drinking water.... :-5

So are you a born again virgin? Cristobel

Hmm I guess so...LOL



My kids are so understanding and listen to everything I say! Oh yeah - and Skittles if you read this.....So are you!! :-6

I work retail - so I learn something untrue every single day I go to work, like the IQ of America is on the rise. Maybe this says something to the pay we give our teachers or the overwork 2 parents need to do to support a family these days. A new thread perhaps?