permission, permission please!
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:56 am
G-man;1256319 wrote: I will agree, but I have a few conditions that I need to add to my contract, first. *ahem*
1) My name is copyrighted and all I ask is that the copyright symbol come after my name... okay, that's a bit much... I'll let that one go. Compromise. :wah:
2) I can do hero, romantic lead or villain, but I prefer to be noble in my endeavors, even if I'm murdering, raping, plotting, fighting thieving and pillaging.
3) I can do full-frontal, gratuitous nudity, I have no problem with that.
4) I prefer to do romantic and sex scenes with attractive women, but will do scenes with women who aren't so attractive on the condition that I get to be with a hot chick at some point. :p
5) I will even do a kiss scene with a male (no French kissing), but only if it's STATED VERY CLEARLY in the credits that I am not, nor have I ever been gay irl. :wah:
6) I have to be costumed in really cool clothes.
7) I do my own stunts.
8) I want a massage after every break.
9) If you get paid for that at any point or use this idea for a novel, I want my fair share. :wah:
That's about it... for now. Yeah, I'm a bit of a diva, but that's to be expected with a professional character who has my qualifications. :p
Bet you want flowers and chocolates in your dressing room everyday too! :yh_rotfl Is that g-man or should we call you mariah?
I cant see Michaelangelo caving in to such demands! :yh_rotfl
1) My name is copyrighted and all I ask is that the copyright symbol come after my name... okay, that's a bit much... I'll let that one go. Compromise. :wah:
2) I can do hero, romantic lead or villain, but I prefer to be noble in my endeavors, even if I'm murdering, raping, plotting, fighting thieving and pillaging.
3) I can do full-frontal, gratuitous nudity, I have no problem with that.
4) I prefer to do romantic and sex scenes with attractive women, but will do scenes with women who aren't so attractive on the condition that I get to be with a hot chick at some point. :p
5) I will even do a kiss scene with a male (no French kissing), but only if it's STATED VERY CLEARLY in the credits that I am not, nor have I ever been gay irl. :wah:
6) I have to be costumed in really cool clothes.
7) I do my own stunts.
8) I want a massage after every break.
9) If you get paid for that at any point or use this idea for a novel, I want my fair share. :wah:
That's about it... for now. Yeah, I'm a bit of a diva, but that's to be expected with a professional character who has my qualifications. :p
Bet you want flowers and chocolates in your dressing room everyday too! :yh_rotfl Is that g-man or should we call you mariah?
I cant see Michaelangelo caving in to such demands! :yh_rotfl
