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Jazzy;1280319 wrote: People who are either talking/texting on their cell phones while driving. I darn near got hit yesterday by a woman who was so busy talking on her cell phone that she was drifting over to my lane :-5


thank god you were okay.

kids running wild and screaming in a waiting room of a doctors office.:rolleyes::-5

Odie;1280387 wrote: kids running wild and screaming in a waiting room of a doctors office.:rolleyes::-5


Beats the hell out of them running wild and screaming in your living room.

Worse yet, theyre yours

Odie;1280387 wrote: kids running wild and screaming in a waiting room of a doctors office.:rolleyes::-5


Or in the restaurant where your trying to enjoy a nice meal.

Chucky Cheese is one thing, but Ruth's Chris?

Nomad;1280598 wrote: Beats the hell out of them running wild and screaming in your living room.

Worse yet, theyre yours


I don't allow that in my home.

LarsMac;1281384 wrote: Or in the restaurant where your trying to enjoy a nice meal.

Chucky Cheese is one thing, but Ruth's Chris?




I hate that when I'm trying to eat and just relax.:rolleyes:

that's what McDonald's is for!

take your darn screaming misbehaving kids there!:mad:

After vacuuming my car some kind of fuzz or unknown particulate flys in the window and lands somewhere I cant reach to dispose of while Im driving. That drives me insane. Its very upsetting.

Nomad;1281476 wrote: After vacuuming my car some kind of fuzz or unknown particulate flys in the window and lands somewhere I cant reach to dispose of while Im driving. That drives me insane. Its very upsetting.


it was probably fuzzywuzzy!:wah:

Odie;1281477 wrote: it was probably fuzzywuzzy!:wah:


Its an unbearable situation to have this foreign object just out of reach. Its as if its mocking me.

I have a sticker on my car. "I wonder if you would drive any better with that phone up your butt?"

I have another as well. " I'm not speeding , I'm the official pace car."

Nomad!!!

:yh_dance:yh_wave :yh_tong2:yh_tong2:yh_tong2

People who don't return shopping carts to the cart return area. They leave them in a parking space or better yet when it's windy, the carts roll and smash into your car :-5

Generally speaking people.

If it werent for other people everything would be fine.

Nomad;1281853 wrote: Generally speaking people.

If it werent for other people everything would be fine.
I agree Foamie. Take France for example. Lovely place but It's full of French People and I can't be having any of that.

oscar;1281854 wrote: I agree Foamie. Take France for example. Lovely place but It's full of French People and I can't be having any of that.


Im going to invent a freeze gun. Bewitched used to wiggle her nose and freeze people. I tried that but it just makes my nose itch. The moment someone starts annoying me Ill freeze them in the moment and give myself a chance to haul ass.

Theres going to be a wake of statues in my tracks.

Nomad;1281855 wrote: Im going to invent a freeze gun. Bewitched used to wiggle her nose and freeze people. I tried that but it just makes my nose itch. The moment someone starts annoying me Ill freeze them in the moment and give myself a chance to haul ass.

Theres going to be a wake of statues in my tracks.
Great Idea Foamie. My late sister named her son after the husband in Bewitched.. Darren only his school pals called him 'Wingnut' on account of his very large ears. He's 40 now and still called Wingnut however, he has come In use at the local airport for radar detection and detecting the flight paths of local bats. I'm sure my sister never knew the genious that she gave birth to.

oscar;1281884 wrote: Great Idea Foamie. My late sister named her son after the husband in Bewitched.. Darren only his school pals called him 'Wingnut' on account of his very large ears. He's 40 now and still called Wingnut however, he has come In use at the local airport for radar detection and detecting the flight paths of local bats. I'm sure my sister never knew the genious that she gave birth to.


Clearly genius runs in the family.

Wingnut is a remarkable man.

Nomad;1281890 wrote: Clearly genius runs in the family.

Wingnut is a remarkable man. He Is Foamie.. He Is.. He's married to a witch known locally as 'Happy Helen' on account of her being so Miserable. She is no good whatsoever at detecting the flight paths of local bats but her voice has come in Useful in the past when the foghorns and local Lighthouses have broken down. Many a shipping crew owe their lives to her keeping them off the rocks.

oscar;1281892 wrote: He Is Foamie.. He Is.. He's married to a witch known locally as 'Happy Helen' on account of her being so Miserable. She is no good whatsoever at detecting the flight paths of local bats but her voice has come in Useful in the past when the foghorns and local Lighthouses have broken down. Many a shipping crew owe their lives to her keeping them off the rocks.


Miserable or not she sounds like an essential assett to the bat and foghorn industry.

Im sure the shipping lanes are a much safer place now because of her.

I have "special skills" of my own. Thus far Ive found np practical use for them and no one has benefited from them but if anyone ever needs an impression of a blow fish to get them out of a jam Im here to help.

Nomad;1281896 wrote: Miserable or not she sounds like an essential assett to the bat and foghorn industry.

Im sure the shipping lanes are a much safer place now because of her.

I have "special skills" of my own. Thus far Ive found np practical use for them and no one has benefited from them but if anyone ever needs an impression of a blow fish to get them out of a jam Im here to help. When England becomes Infested with Blowfish Foamie, I shall call upon you to carry out your Impression to lure the female blowfish away from the males thus twarting their mating Pattern. I also have a brother known locally as 'Bunny'. He has an extrodinary talent of being able to eat a sandwich through a letter box and local council have called on him for help before when they have run out of railings. I have a truely gifted family.

oscar;1281905 wrote: I have a truely gifted family.


Its a fine line between recognizing your strengths and a full blown egotistic unquenchable thirst for power, glory and ultimately human sacrifice in order to eliminate your obstacles.

You seem dangerously close to the latter.

Could get ugly.

Nomad;1281910 wrote: Its a fine line between recognizing your strengths and a full blown egotistic unquenchable thirst for power, glory and ultimately human sacrifice in order to eliminate your obstacles.

You seem dangerously close to the latter.

Could get ugly. I do have a niece who was hit by the ugly stick. She comes in Handy when local schools need to scare kids into doing their home-work.

oscar;1281913 wrote: I do have a niece who was hit by the ugly stick.


Bless her little pea picking heart.

oscar;1281913 wrote: I do have a niece who was hit by the ugly stick. She comes in Handy when local schools need to scare kids into doing their home-work.


Are you sure she hasn't entered my country & is currently the principal in my children's school...she is Sr. butt ugly:wah:

Nomad;1281918 wrote: Bless her little pea picking heart. Bless her Indeed but let's be factual here. She has never picked peas In her life and she is not little. In fact she is quite large and has come In useful In the past when the circus came to town forgetting to bring their big tent and used one of her dresses as a replacemnt.