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The whole party was on me........beer spirits,quiche, twiglets, pineapple and cheese on sticks,my record player and LP collection.............cous cous and sushi for the nouveau riche wannabbes

I know how to boogie oogie ooghie baby.

I treated all my guests with equanimity but some felt they were more equal than others,they felt they were more entitled to my VP Ruby Red than the people from across the railway track. I think it might have been when they got the ackee and saltfish patties out.......all the complaints about the smell started about that time........and the fact my neighbour couldn't limbo.



I can't enlarge anymore I heard JJ's looking for some good material for a new book.

Bruv;1456468 wrote: The whole party was on me........beer spirits,quiche, twiglets, pineapple and cheese on sticks,my record player and LP collection.............cous cous and sushi for the nouveau riche wannabbes

I know how to boogie oogie ooghie baby.

I treated all my guests with equanimity but some felt they were more equal than others,they felt they were more entitled to my VP Ruby Red than the people from across the railway track. I think it might have been when they got the ackee and saltfish patties out.......all the complaints about the smell started about that time........and the fact my neighbour couldn't limbo.



I can't enlarge anymore I heard JJ's looking for some good material for a new book. By now the Latvians are fighting with the Turkish over who got there first They want the party back the way It used to be.

The Zulu Warriors have lodged a formal complaint of not catering for their needs when they find no Zebra among the nibbles.

The religious guests have elected their own Mayor and Councilor and are now attempting to stop the Indigenous from bringing their dogs to the party.

Fighting continue's and the police arrive. Squatters have set up camp In your bathroom but police refuse to act for fear of causing racial tension.

You are then arrested for holding an Illegal gathering and noise nuisance.

Oscar Namechange;1456471 wrote: ... The Zulu Warriors have lodged a formal complaint ...


Not all Zulus are warriors, you know. Some of them are actually dashing about barefoot, pulling rickshaws for the "non-Bantu" in Durban.