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About MeI hope that if anything comes out of this, it's a stalker. Every time I read about someone in the forums that mention 'stalker' I read dilligently through all of the responses with the hopes of learning how exactly one becomes stalk worthy, or stalkable, if you will.

Are the guys that I meet just too lazy to hang around in my bushes all hours of the night, just to get an opportunity to see me fumble with my keys at my front door?

Why do "I" always have to do the stalking? Doesn't anyone believe in 50/50 anymore?

It's always me wasting MY gas, and racking up MY cel bill..Do you realize how much it costs to call you 77 times in an evening just to have you yell f*ck off in the phone? Do you have any idea what a pain in the ass it is to drive to a phone booth at 4 am because you've blocked yet another of my numbers?

I have a hundred different email accounts. I've exhausted all of the names that I could think of and I'm*going*to*kill*you*if*i*see*you*with*another*girl@hotmail.com is already taken.

I just want you to know this. If I do decide to meet you (if you don't have stalking chics as a listed interest in your profile it WON'T happen) and you make ME do all the stalking, I'll end it. RIght on the spot.

And then I'll hang around in your bushes to make sure that you are suffering.

Have a good day, and just a note..Most of us do NOT appreciate motion sensing lights. Or big dogs.

Or being shot at.

Thanks for reading.

First DateLooking for the opportunity to break into your house, hide in the closet and repeatedly (and quietly) punch myself in the face while I watch you f*ucking a normal girl. oh..That is my first date with YOU. I have no idea how one might be reciprocated. Use your imagination..I'll appreciate it.

LOL Now to explain to the other half and kids why I was on a dating site. :wah:

another bunny-boiler. :rolleyes:

Peg wrote: About MeI hope that if anything comes out of this, it's a stalker. Every time I read about someone in the forums that mention 'stalker' I read dilligently through all of the responses with the hopes of learning how exactly one becomes stalk worthy, or stalkable, if you will.



Are the guys that I meet just too lazy to hang around in my bushes all hours of the night, just to get an opportunity to see me fumble with my keys at my front door?



Why do "I" always have to do the stalking? Doesn't anyone believe in 50/50 anymore?

It's always me wasting MY gas, and racking up MY cel bill..Do you realize how much it costs to call you 77 times in an evening just to have you yell f*ck off in the phone? Do you have any idea what a pain in the ass it is to drive to a phone booth at 4 am because you've blocked yet another of my numbers?



I have a hundred different email accounts. I've exhausted all of the names that I could think of and I'm*going*to*kill*you*if*i*see*you*with*another*girl@hotmail.com is already taken.

I just want you to know this. If I do decide to meet you (if you don't have stalking chics as a listed interest in your profile it WON'T happen) and you make ME do all the stalking, I'll end it. RIght on the spot.

And then I'll hang around in your bushes to make sure that you are suffering.

Have a good day, and just a note..Most of us do NOT appreciate motion sensing lights. Or big dogs.

Or being shot at.

Thanks for reading.

First DateLooking for the opportunity to break into your house, hide in the closet and repeatedly (and quietly) punch myself in the face while I watch you f*ucking a normal girl. oh..That is my first date with YOU. I have no idea how one might be reciprocated. Use your imagination..I'll appreciate it.
pcl2psomething

Paranoid Crazy Lunatic too Phsycotic, Seldom Only Meets Equally Thick Headed Individuals.......Not Good.

So now that everyone has read her profile, some of you might get her humour, and some might not. It is all about personal taste, me I find her hilarious, who the hell wants to spend thier life with dead wood. As soon as she clues me in to the true meaning of her name I will be sure to pass the info on to everyone here.

I'm just glad this is happening in the garden, not in my house. :yh_alien2

Ureka pcl2psomehting postal code l2p something something somewthing.

Anyone want to win a expensive trip for two to Tahitywiti, four thousand dollar value, yours for six thousand five hundred! Call this number 1-800-HOWS-MY-DRIVING listen to a short message, then wait for operator to registar you for trip. We have given away over 8ooo trips in nine years - yes, that's right, 8 followed by four 'ohs'. My ID number is RUARUBE it will only take about eighty minutes of your time.

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Dodo wrote: Anyone want to win a free trip for two to Tahity, four thousand dollar value. Call this number 1-888-588-3898 listen to a short message, then wait for operator to registar you for trip. We have given away over 8ooo trips in nine years. My ID number is 1827669 it will only take about eight minutes of your time.
VERY GOOD! :yh_clap



Excellent execution of advance sales techniques. Win confidence and trust by discussing an unrelated subject; showing vulnerability makes you look more human and approachable. Then make the pitch. More likely to gain acceptance.



Stellar!

Accountable wrote: More likely to gain acceptance.
Unless your audience has more than 9 functioning brain cells, collectively. :-5

I'm so disillusioned.



NOT!!!!

BabyRider wrote: Unless your audience has more than 9 functioning brain cells, collectively. :-5

I'm so disillusioned.



NOT!!!!
But you have to admit, it's a far better approach than the ham-handed posts we usually see.

Accountable wrote: But you have to admit, it's a far better approach than the ham-handed posts we usually see.
You really think so? To me, it's insulting...people give others no more credit than they give themselves. Not to mention, it's a waste of my time. I thought someone was truly interested in becoming part of our little "community" here, and to find out all they wanted was to make a sales pitch really pisses me off.

BabyRider wrote: You really think so? To me, it's insulting...people give others no more credit than they give themselves. Not to mention, it's a waste of my time. I thought someone was truly interested in becoming part of our little "community" here, and to find out all they wanted was to make a sales pitch really pisses me off.
Sorry BR, I have a disjointed tongue. It stays in my cheek most of the time. I use sarcasm so I don't get banned for cussin'.

Accountable wrote: Sorry BR, I have a disjointed tongue. It stays in my cheek most of the time. I use sarcasm so I don't get banned for cussin'.
There's ways to get 'round the cussin and still make your point! I should have caught on to your sarcastic wit, I'm the most sarcastic person I know!!!

Far Rider wrote: Somebody slap him on the back I think he's choking!Somebody slap him in the face I think he's Spamming!

Well did Dodo figure out the puzzle or was he just pulling all our legs? I haven't been on here for a couple days so was wondering what happened. Tried to read the posts but only got more confused.

Bridget wrote: Well did Dodo figure out the puzzle or was he just pulling all our legs? I haven't been on here for a couple days so was wondering what happened. Tried to read the posts but only got more confused.
We been had. Hoodwinked! Hornswaggled!:mad:



Dodo diddled dozens den disregarded proper puzzle presentation!

Accountable, you're quick! I love that ability to play on words like you did. Funny stuff!!!

Accountable wrote: We been had. Hoodwinked! Hornswaggled!:mad:



Dodo diddled dozens den disregarded proper puzzle presentation!.......

abbey wrote: .......
Lost me on the second half of that but I'm pretty sure it's good. :-3

Accountable wrote: Lost me on the second half of that but I'm pretty sure it's good. :-3
ROTFLOLAPMP = Rolling On The Floor, Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants!

Dodo's watching!!;)

Accountable wrote: We been had. Hoodwinked! Hornswaggled!:mad:



Dodo diddled dozens den disregarded proper puzzle presentation!
Dodo Did Do Dat Dastardly Despicable Deed!

Personal puzzles probably prompted previous people to peruse promotions ... possible?

Fairly Funny, Far! :-6

Some Words of wisdom to Wanabee Wordsmiths

We Will Whack Without Warning, Whenever We Wanna.

abbey wrote: Some Words of wisdom to Wanabee Wordsmiths

We Will Whack Without Warning, Whenever We Wanna.




Abbey always asseses accurately.

Bravo being brave bonking this bozo!

BabyRider wrote: Abbey always asseses accurately.

Bravo being brave bonking this bozo!
Forum Folk Find this Forum Fantastic, Freaks Find it Fun also.

Fortunately For us a Few get F*****.

Maybe my musings made monsters of my mates! :yh_alien2