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Nomad wrote: no pp (:wah: )

that was about babygirl

she wants to get naked and put bunny ears on

I dont want to see a wolverines goods

who would want that ?
HEY!!

buttercup wrote: here's the boobies


Im aroused

Nomad wrote: Im aroused
we all masturbate and we're the "sickos"

but someone mentions mountain goats and you perk right up.

Wolverine wrote: we all masturbate and we're the "sickos"

but someone mentions mountain goats and you perk right up.


Ok you 2 stop muddy-ing up the threads geeeze

minks wrote: Ok you 2 stop muddy-ing up the threads geeeze
sorry.

i'll try to behave

Wolverines...... Hmph !

Nomad wrote: Wolverines...... Hmph !
yeah. it's all MY fault. I'm the bad influence.

sorry minks. i'll be good now.

Wolverine wrote: yeah. it's all MY fault. I'm the bad influence.

sorry minks. i'll be good now.


You 2 need to be watched closely ya know *tsk tsk tsk*

minks wrote: You 2 need to be watched closely ya know *tsk tsk tsk*
he started it!!

Im sensing the tides are turning Wolverine

Were not playing on the same field anymore

Someone switched the channel

Nomad wrote: Im sensing the tides are turning Wolverine

Were not playing on the same field anymore

Someone switched the channel
crap.

Iswear you guys crack me up, gonna wet myself from laughing and thats a whole other magazine!!!!!

Maybe fg could do a calender for charity and all the hunks and hot ladies who use this board can pose!!!:p

Wouldnt mind seeing a good bit of male flesh, only please nothing like the guy in lady cops thread of why women shouldnt have affairs:D

keep going guys you brighten my day:-6

I wont do it for charity but Ill do it for cold hard cash or Ill do it for a lady member at my service for a week. (Each and every female member)

That means when I say jump you say supercalifragilisticexpealidocious how high baby !









(just like that)





go ahead and try Ill see if youve got what it takes to be a merry maiden.

Nomad wrote: I wont do it for charity but Ill do it for cold hard cash or Ill do it for a lady member at my service for a week. (Each and every female member)

That means when I say jump you say supercalifragilisticexpealidocious how high baby !









(just like that)





go ahead and try Ill see if youve got what it takes to be a merry maiden.




Sorry?? What exactly are you going to do ???

Do ?









I have to do something ?











Never mind.

venus wrote: Iswear you guys crack me up, gonna wet myself from laughing and thats a whole other magazine!!!!!



Maybe fg could do a calender for charity and all the hunks and hot ladies who use this board can pose!!!



Wouldnt mind seeing a good bit of male flesh, only please nothing like the guy in lady cops thread of why women shouldnt have affairs

keep going guys you brighten my day The Men Of FG Calendar Search!! ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page )

Dont listen to her Venus she changed the text





This is what it really is



The Women Of FG Calendar Search!! ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page )

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Wolverine wrote: mountain goats


mountain goats?

whered that come from?!!

huh?!!

Hey pp (:wah: ) I noticed something.

buttercup wrote: here's the boobies



You're right. They are small.



Nomad, we need to get more creative on the sponsorship drive.

Nomad wrote: Hey pp (:wah: ) I noticed something.


wot is it you noticed now??

lady cop wrote: i was asked to pose in playboy when i was 19, but in those days it was considered a shameful thing, and my Dad would have killed me!! i was 6' tall, 40-26-38.


Well now, with credentials like those, (If still close to that) you know it's never too late!!! Farrah Facett posed in Playboy at fifty something, and British babe Joan Collins posed in Playboy at fifty something, just to name a few that quickly come to mind. And I know you're far on the low side from fifty!!! So. . . . . .? :yh_drool

Anyway, I always wanted to be a Race Car driver when I was growing up.

Somehow things just never seemed to work out for me to go in that direction!

The closest I ever got to that was, Drag Racing at the Drag strip. It was fun, but still not a "Race-Car- Driver"! Oh well. :rolleyes:

Cars i love you. and yes i still look the same.........but my Dad would still kill me!

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This may sound really crazy, but my life dream would be to simply drive around in an rv and meet all sorts of people in little towns and eat in all those greasy spoon restaurants in the middle of nowhere......I simply LOVE people! My mom says I've never met a stranger. For God's sakes, I've befriended all the local Walmart greeters!!!! LOL.....

Nomad wrote: Hey pp (:wah: ) I noticed something.


go on.......

lady cop wrote: Cars i love you. and yes i still look the same.........but my Dad would still kill me!




W O W ! !

cars you are a sweetheart!!! xoxoxoxo and Far you are one of the good guys! the arseholes that i have to search all say the same thing. they want me to touch them all over, so i make the big ugly guys search them. LOL

ugh, l bet that wipes the smile from their faces:wah:

robinseggs wrote: This may sound really crazy, but my life dream would be to simply drive around in an rv and meet all sorts of people in little towns and eat in all those greasy spoon restaurants in the middle of nowhere......I simply LOVE people! My mom says I've never met a stranger. For God's sakes, I've befriended all the local Walmart greeters!!!! LOL.....
LOL I know what you mean. The coolest part of my time in the military was not going to the touristy places and seeing the touristy things. It was going to the touristy places and watching the touristy people. Then going to the local places and meeting the local people. I was a good ambassador.



You have a great dream.

robinseggs wrote: This may sound really crazy, but my life dream would be to simply drive around in an rv and meet all sorts of people in little towns and eat in all those greasy spoon restaurants in the middle of nowhere......I simply LOVE people! My mom says I've never met a stranger. For God's sakes, I've befriended all the local Walmart greeters!!!! LOL.....


Funny, I had the same dream when I was still part of the working force. I kept saying all the time, I'm going to get an RV when I retire & tour the US of A. And visit all the places of interest that I could not do while working every day! My wife kept telling me why do we need an RV, it's slower, harder to park, it can't go everywhere so need car in tow, & is very costly to operate. (And that's when the price of gas was still under $1.35/gal)

She said she would prefer to travel in a comfortable car, & stay at a nice Hotel with a pool, & have dinner in a nice restaurant. After I thought about it, I decided that she was right. But just to be sure I "rented" an RV for a long week end and convinced us both (mainly me) that the CAR was the way to go! (We do, & we both are happy)

My dream was always to be an astronaut and go out into space.

In the Air Force, I traveled to near space (70,000 ft.) and saw the whole Earth below me, and the sky black and sparkling above. That was close enough for me.

Accountable wrote: You're right. They are small.



Nomad, we need to get more creative on the sponsorship drive.






Your right about that, times a wasting, there are breasts to uncover.

We need a good slogan something real catchy !

Something that will make the gals want to just rip their tops off.

Jives wrote: My dream was always to be an astronaut and go out into space.



In the Air Force, I traveled to near space (70,000 ft.) and saw the whole Earth below me, and the sky black and sparkling above. That was close enough for me.




That is very cool !



I envy you, its my dream as well.

Nomad wrote: Your right about that, times a wasting, there are breasts to uncover.

We need a good slogan something real catchy !

Something that will make the gals want to just rip their tops off.


Hey babe, bitchen bod, want to get some free beaded necklaces?

SHOW US "- - - - - - - -" !!!! (Ha Ha Ha, real catchy!) :wah:

cars wrote: Funny, I had the same dream when I was still part of the working force. I kept saying all the time, I'm going to get an RV when I retire & tour the US of A. And visit all the places of interest that I could not do while working every day! My wife kept telling me why do we need an RV, it's slower, harder to park, it can't go everywhere so need car in tow, & is very costly to operate. (And that's when the price of gas was still under $1.35/gal)

She said she would prefer to travel in a comfortable car, & stay at a nice Hotel with a pool, & have dinner in a nice restaurant. After I thought about it, I decided that she was right. But just to be sure I "rented" an RV for a long week end and convinced us both (mainly me) that the CAR was the way to go! (We do, & we both are happy)


Too funny!! LOL....You may have just saved me $100,000 someday!!! LOL...Your wife may have it right!

Far Rider wrote: Robin,

My daughter is the same way as you, in restraunts she talks with the 'neighbors' in the next booth, even the grumpiest people get an infectious smile and before I know it, shes got em engaged in conversation introducing her family... I make her sit in the bend of the booth just sos I can have a peaceful dinner!


My mom is the same way!!! If we go shopping together and she is in a hurry, she will tell me "Now don't look at anyone--I don't have time to hear anyone's life story right now!!!"

cars wrote: Hey babe, bitchen bod, want to get some free beaded necklaces?

SHOW US "- - - - - - - -" !!!! (Ha Ha Ha, real catchy!) :wah:




ok well













NO ! :wah:

as they are my breasts, i think i have the final decision :rolleyes:

LOL



Nonsense !













Silly buttercup

buttercup wrote: as they are my breasts, i think i have the final decision :rolleyes:
Look. We're talking about celebrity here. celebrities have handlers to make decisions for them. You just let Nomad & me handle your boobies. You'll be just fine. :-6

Handle the boobies:wah:

Great now l gotta wipe the coffee l sprayed all over my screen after reading that!

haha,'boobies"reminds me of "Friends".

My dreams will be to manage well at least two languages: Chinese and English:) ( so far i am good at Chinese, sure, Mother tongue;French will be the next one after English.:-5) I wish i counld handle contract drafts both in Chinese and English in the coming years.

Secondly, i want to be retired when i am 40 years old, have stored enough money to travel abroad, carry on my business worldwide.:-4

ANITA0101 wrote: haha,'boobies"reminds me of "Friends".

My dreams will be to manage well at least two languages: Chinese and English:) ( so far i am good at Chinese, sure, Mother tongue;French will be the next one after English.:-5) I wish i counld handle contract drafts both in Chinese and English in the coming years.

Secondly, i want to be retired when i am 40 years old, have stored enough money to travel abroad, carry on my business worldwide.:-4
I envy anyone that can master languages so different as Chinese and English. It's not the same as people that speak French, Italian, and Spanish because they all have the same base.

ANITA0101 wrote: haha,'boobies"reminds me of "Friends".

My dreams will be to manage well at least two languages: Chinese and English:) ( so far i am good at Chinese, sure, Mother tongue;French will be the next one after English.:-5) I wish i counld handle contract drafts both in Chinese and English in the coming years.

Secondly, i want to be retired when i am 40 years old, have stored enough money to travel abroad, carry on my business worldwide.:-4
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I commend you on your ambitions and wish you all the best









but what does this have to do with your breasts ? :sneaky:

They're her Friends, silly man! Any a friend of a friend .... :sneaky:

Any progress on a snazzy slogan or are you wasting the day away "job hunting"



Lets try to keep our priorities straight here accountable:wah:

Sorry, Sir! I kept thinking about boobs and talking to dicks. All in all a very sexual day. :wah: