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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:00 am
by Clint
Accountable wrote: do you grow roses competitively? Don't you think the rules of judgment pay far too much attention to symmetry and not enough to coloration/variation?
I just do it for my own enjoyment. Those with symmetry and vivid color really catch my eye.

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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:38 am
by Accountable
If everyone on earth suddenly ran west, would time pass faster?

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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:22 am
by Clint
Accountable wrote: If everyone on earth suddenly ran west, would time pass faster?
I'm sure of it. I just hope it never happens. People get so fanatical when they do things like that that I’m afraid they would run too fast and over speed the earth’s rotation. If they do that, the sun will be like a strobe light and make us all sick.:yh_sick :D

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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:42 am
by Accountable
:yh_worshp

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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:50 am
by Bez
Clint wrote:

I like to grow a garden with the basics; spuds, carrots, corn, squash and green beans. I also like to grow roses.


Clint...what is your favourite Rose...mine is 'Gertrude Jekyll' ....it has a lovely perfume.






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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:38 pm
by Clint
I like some of the hybrid teas in vivid reds.

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:45 am
by chrisb84uk
Do you ever get annoyed with all the bees and wasps that come near u when u are gardening??

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:14 am
by Accountable
Clint wrote: I like some of the hybrid teas in vivid reds.
Do hybrids last longer and use less fertilizer?

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:57 am
by Bez
In the UK, we have the Royal Horticultural Society.

Do you have the equivalent in the US.....if you do, what's it called and do they hold large shows the same as our Chelsea Show and Hampton court show ?

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:30 am
by Clint
chrisb84uk wrote: Do you ever get annoyed with all the bees and wasps that come near u when u are gardening??
I only get annoyed when they think I don't belong there. As long as we are doing our part in the garden together, they can buzz me all they want.

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:31 am
by Accountable
I don't like to mow, yet I want a nice lawn. Is there a low-growing plant that likes full sun to part-shade you can recommend?

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:33 am
by Accountable
I have Japanese boxwoods I want to grow into a 3-foot-tall hedge. At what height should I start pruning?

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:35 am
by Clint
Accountable wrote: Do hybrids last longer and use less fertilizer?
I give them all the same amount of fertilizer and just enjoy them while they are living. I don't remember any roses that died while in my garden. When they get old I may move them to a less visible place but for some reason it bothers me to destroy one that is still living.

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:51 am
by Clint
Accountable wrote: I have Japanese boxwoods I want to grow into a 3-foot-tall hedge. At what height should I start pruning?
I wouldn't recommend you try pruning a 3' hedge unless you are at least 4' tall.

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am
by Clint
Accountable wrote: I don't like to mow, yet I want a nice lawn. Is there a low-growing plant that likes full sun to part-shade you can recommend?
Baltic Ivy – Hedera Helix Baltica, This is a delightful evergreen Ivy that has smaller leaves then the English Ivy but still a deep green color with interesting white veins.

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:15 am
by Accountable
Clint wrote: I wouldn't recommend you try pruning a 3' hedge unless you are at least 4' tall.
I'm good to go then. Thanks. :wah:

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:31 am
by Bez
Clint wrote: I give them all the same amount of fertilizer and just enjoy them while they are living. I don't remember any roses that died while in my garden. When they get old I may move them to a less visible place but for some reason it bothers me to destroy one that is still living.


I'm like this with my 'poorly' plants. I put them in 'intensive care' until they perk up. Being out of the 'limelight' normally works.

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:46 pm
by minks
Is this thread all about gardening??

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:49 pm
by Bez
minks wrote: Is this thread all about gardening??




Mmmm...didn't start off that way...

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:54 pm
by Clint
Bez wrote: Mmmm...didn't start off that way...
The "ask me" threads were all being done by female gardeners (Forum Gardeners) so in a moment of poor judgement I said, "Ask a male gardener". Now I keep having to come up with answers about gardening which I hope no one really uses in their garden. :confused:

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:57 pm
by minks
Clint wrote: The "ask me" threads were all being done by female gardeners (Forum Gardeners) so in a moment of poor judgement I said, "Ask a male gardener". Now I keep having to come up with answers about gardening which I hope no one really uses in their garden. :confused:


hehehe oh good let me break away from that then and....

Do you prefer white bread or brown bread?

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:57 pm
by theia
How do we know the difference between plants and weeds? Is it merely favouritism?

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:22 pm
by Accountable
theia wrote: How do we know the difference between plants and weeds? Is it merely favouritism?
Yeh, I like that one! Answer that.

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:02 pm
by Clint
minks wrote: hehehe oh good let me break away from that then and....

Do you prefer white bread or brown bread?
If you mean by "brown bread", whole wheat, then the answer is "yes".:wah:

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:07 pm
by Clint
theia wrote: How do we know the difference between plants and weeds? Is it merely favouritism?
If I didn’t plant it… it doesn’t live.:yh_mean

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:09 pm
by Clint
Accountable wrote: Yeh, I like that one! Answer that.
If I didn't plant it...it dies.:D (personalized answer)

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:12 pm
by Jives
1. Does the "Big Bang" imply a cyclic nature of the Universe. In other words, since the Universe is expanding, do you think it will some day shrink back down to a point? (Assuming of course the amount of Dark Matter is great enough). If so, do you believe this is the first cycle, or possibly the 1000th?



2. How did Adam and Eve, and their children populate the planet without having incest?

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:32 pm
by Clint
Jives wrote: 1. Does the "Big Bang" imply a cyclic nature of the Universe. In other words, since the Universe is expanding, do you think it will some day shrink back down to a point? (Assuming of course the amount of Dark Matter is great enough). If so, do you believe this is the first cycle, or possibly the 1000th?



2. How did Adam and Eve, and their children populate the planet without having incest?


1. Assuming the theory of the "Big Bang" is more than a theory I would say it's the 57th cycle. I expect that's as good a guess as any.

2. I think that Adam and Eve, being created in the image of God, weren’t subject to the flaws in genetics that have plagued us since sin entered the picture. They may have practiced “incest” in innocence and without detrimental consequences. When you are good enough to be able create human life, I expect that procreation, beginning with one man and one woman, was a pretty simple thing to figure out.

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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:28 am
by Accountable
Clint, it's been a long time since you've been around, and I'm hoping you still get emails when your threads get a hit.



How've you been?



Are you mayor yet?



What kind of girlie things do you do to pamper yourself?

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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:55 am
by Bez
I miss Clint....he's a 'top' guy

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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:57 am
by theia
Bez wrote: I miss Clint....he's a 'top' guy




I miss him too. Strangely enough I was only thinking of him the other day.

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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:30 am
by Accountable
Clint, remember this thread?

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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:51 am
by theia
SnoozeControl;465409 wrote: I love when people resurrect old threads, I think it's fun... sort of like traveling in time.

Unfortunately I usually get in trouble when I do it. :thinking:


I always prefer what I posted then to what I'm posting now (so, in six months time, I'll like what I wrote here...hopefully)

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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:29 pm
by Clint
Accountable;465397 wrote: Clint, remember this thread?


Yes. After I did it I wondered what posessed me to do it. The title couldn't have been more goofy.

It is fun to see an old thread revived. How about "Ask Accountable"? That one's probably still alive.:wah:

I haven't been here much. I just finished a 14 hour day at work. A short day is 10 hours these days.

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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:22 am
by Accountable
What's the lion's share of your time at work: employee issues, process issues, boss issues, or customer issues?

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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:41 pm
by Clint
Accountable;466307 wrote: What's the lion's share of your time at work: employee issues, process issues, boss issues, or customer issues?


Sorry I'm so slow responding.

Most of my time is spent on employee issues that are combined with customer issues. Lately, boss issues are cutting into the time I should be spending on employee/customer service issues. A good part of the boss issues are because the boss wants me to put more time on process.