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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:26 pm
THE REAL SANTA!
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:03 pm
Fa-la-la.........................
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:07 pm
may the fleas from the reindeer barn infest your hutch :p :wah:
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:12 pm
Hey, I have to clean out that barn you know............................
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:14 pm
ELF;475933 wrote: Hey, I have to clean out that barn you know............................
MY FAVORITE ELF!!! have some peppermint schnapps and you won't even notice the flea bites! :sneaky:
MY FAVORITE ELF!!! have some peppermint schnapps and you won't even notice the flea bites! :sneaky:
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:16 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:25 pm
here you are little Elf...after you drink that alllllll up, you'll let the nice scrooge into santa's workshop right?:)
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:27 pm
*reaching for the bottle*
Uh, I don't know if Santa would like that..............................
Uh, I don't know if Santa would like that..............................
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:09 pm
well i received my annual heartfelt and touching Christmas gift from the landlord today. *sigh*....a REALLY tacky stuffed animal of unknown species, and tucked inside was the annual rent increase notice. i am so ....choke....moved :-1 . humbug.
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:10 pm
:-1 That was not nice......................
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:14 pm
Chonsi, am i misguided to think that the dreaded rent increase notice should be mailed out separate from a Christmas gift? 
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:25 pm
It's pretty tacky-to give a Christmas gift with a rent increase.
Give him a stocking full of coal, tell him he provides cheap heat............................
Oh, I said that on the hum bug thread!
Give him a stocking full of coal, tell him he provides cheap heat............................
Oh, I said that on the hum bug thread!
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:26 pm
Pinky,you're not in the pub luv! :wah:
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:05 pm
Christmas Shoppers and why they are a plague...
Ala Mr. Smith... they produce nothing and swarm around consuming everything in sight, reproducing every year and expanding in number with no effort to maintain a balance within their own eco-system. Have you seen Macy's on christmas eve???
I applaud all the online shoppers who don't contribute to the Deck the Halls N'Sync mixathon and who don't support companies that make their employees work till midnight on Humbug Eve.
Not that Humbug Eve should be celebrated with friends or family or anything. It's just the principle.
-Humbug I say Bah!
Ala Mr. Smith... they produce nothing and swarm around consuming everything in sight, reproducing every year and expanding in number with no effort to maintain a balance within their own eco-system. Have you seen Macy's on christmas eve???
I applaud all the online shoppers who don't contribute to the Deck the Halls N'Sync mixathon and who don't support companies that make their employees work till midnight on Humbug Eve.
Not that Humbug Eve should be celebrated with friends or family or anything. It's just the principle.
-Humbug I say Bah!
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:35 pm
Tra-La-La-La-La-La La..........
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:08 pm
La-la-la.....................
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:41 pm
chonsigirl;478608 wrote: La-la-la.....................
la loobeee dooo
is that wrong?
la loobeee dooo
is that wrong?
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:44 pm
here you go guys! (you need speakers) ....http://badaboo.free.fr/merryxmas.swf
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:53 pm
i hope nobody minds if i post it again for anyone who missed it..........http://badaboo.free.fr/merryxmas.swf 
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:14 am
Awww....that's fun! I love their lips!
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:40 pm
Giggle!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:59 am
You can't escape Christmas unless you hibernate for a few weeks, but you can make a difference to people less fortunate...
http://www.channel4.com/money/feature.jsp?id=503
:-4
http://www.channel4.com/money/feature.jsp?id=503
:-4
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:20 am
Have a Lucky Christmas.
Christmas is a wonderful time for everyone. Especially the superstitious.
Don’t take the decorations down till twelfth night. We all know that, but do we know that if you have holly and ivy the two must be separated and the holly burnt. If you don’t do this a death will occur in the house in the next year, or the year after that, or¦¦¦That is unless you live in South West Montgomeryshire, in which case neither of the evergreens must be burnt on any account. So we know we must be careful in disposing of the holly and the ivy. A small point but one easily overlooked is that it must not be brought into the house before Christmas Eve. If you do someone in the house will¦etc¦.etc¦
Good job old Scrooge wasn’t born on Christmas Day. People born on that day can never see a ghost. I’d call that pretty lucky actually.
Do not stir the Yule Log on Christmas Eve. We may translate this into do not alter the thermostat or turn down the gas fire, even if you are sweating cob nuts.
The lucky stirring of the Christmas pudding cannot be done in a casual way, bad luck will ensue if it not done properly. The bottom of the basin must be seen during the stirring. This is another good reason for buying a Mrs Peek’s.
Don’t worry about any of these superstitions. The dire effects of breaking them can be warded off by carrying in your pocket a few simple items. A piece of coal, the ankle bone of a sheep (which must never be allowed to touch the ground) a cork, a piece of amber, ditto coral, a hairy caterpillar in a bag, and a black beetle in a separate bag, that’ll do for now. We don’t want you to look silly.
Peter :wah:
Christmas is a wonderful time for everyone. Especially the superstitious.
Don’t take the decorations down till twelfth night. We all know that, but do we know that if you have holly and ivy the two must be separated and the holly burnt. If you don’t do this a death will occur in the house in the next year, or the year after that, or¦¦¦That is unless you live in South West Montgomeryshire, in which case neither of the evergreens must be burnt on any account. So we know we must be careful in disposing of the holly and the ivy. A small point but one easily overlooked is that it must not be brought into the house before Christmas Eve. If you do someone in the house will¦etc¦.etc¦
Good job old Scrooge wasn’t born on Christmas Day. People born on that day can never see a ghost. I’d call that pretty lucky actually.
Do not stir the Yule Log on Christmas Eve. We may translate this into do not alter the thermostat or turn down the gas fire, even if you are sweating cob nuts.
The lucky stirring of the Christmas pudding cannot be done in a casual way, bad luck will ensue if it not done properly. The bottom of the basin must be seen during the stirring. This is another good reason for buying a Mrs Peek’s.
Don’t worry about any of these superstitions. The dire effects of breaking them can be warded off by carrying in your pocket a few simple items. A piece of coal, the ankle bone of a sheep (which must never be allowed to touch the ground) a cork, a piece of amber, ditto coral, a hairy caterpillar in a bag, and a black beetle in a separate bag, that’ll do for now. We don’t want you to look silly.
Peter :wah:
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:58 am
And then there's the ancient Roman festival of Saturnalia - which is like one long office Christmas party.
Saturnalia just happens to be an anagram of Australian.
Personally, I'm a Twelfth Night fan. Topsy turvy time, where for a short time the Master becomes the servant and the scullery maid becomes Queen.
Saturnalia just happens to be an anagram of Australian.
Personally, I'm a Twelfth Night fan. Topsy turvy time, where for a short time the Master becomes the servant and the scullery maid becomes Queen.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:03 pm
Let's create a NEW holiday, A'P! On THIRTEENTH night, anyone named PAM is given accolades, gifts and lots of kisses!
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:05 pm
I like that one very much Lulu.
What shall we call Thirteenth Night???
The Feast of Pams.
Pamurnalia
????
What shall we call Thirteenth Night???
The Feast of Pams.
Pamurnalia
????
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:07 pm
Pamelaluna? :wah:
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:10 pm
Perhaps we can make it a lunar festival. The first full moon after Twelfth Night.???
The Feast of Misrule di Pamelaluna Ooohlala
The Feast of Misrule di Pamelaluna Ooohlala
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:38 pm
AussiePam;493176 wrote: Perhaps we can make it a lunar festival. The first full moon after Twelfth Night.???
The Feast of Misrule di Pamelaluna Ooohlala
Pamelaluna, now that does have a certain ring to it you know!!
The Feast of Misrule di Pamelaluna Ooohlala
Pamelaluna, now that does have a certain ring to it you know!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:39 pm
Fa-la-la............................
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:47 pm
A bit of politeness and um, awe, Chonsi and Chris - you are in the presence of Goddesses!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:51 pm
AussiePam;493215 wrote: A bit of politeness and um, awe, Chonsi and Chris - you are in the presence of Goddesses!!!
Now don't go getting carried away, you are not the boss of me! Well actually I wouldn't want to be the end of a Pammy beating. *runs away*
Now don't go getting carried away, you are not the boss of me! Well actually I wouldn't want to be the end of a Pammy beating. *runs away*
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:52 pm
Priestess Pamelae.....?
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:55 pm
*putting on shades*
Hey, that is better!:-6
Hey, that is better!:-6
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:57 pm
Ahhh..Chonsi....is the glow of the two PAMELALUNAE too bright for you? :wah:
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:36 pm
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