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Pinky wrote: Yesman - at least I can repect honest people, even if I don't always want to hear what they have to say!



overly whingey or totally hypo?


overly whingey (gets on your T**s!)



Do gooder or someone who doesn't want to get involved?

Pinky wrote: Someone who won't get involved.



Cat poo or dog poo? (I'm so grown up, huh?:D )


Don't have much experience of either 'cos I can't keep pets where I live but from the experience of treading in it would have to go with Dog Poo because you don't find much Cat poo on the streets!



Kissing a man with a moustache or kissing a man with "blubbery" lips?!

chocoholic wrote: Don't have much experience of either 'cos I can't keep pets where I live but from the experience of treading in it would have to go with Dog Poo because you don't find much Cat poo on the streets!



Kissing a man with a moustache or kissing a man with "blubbery" lips?!


kissing a man with "blubbery" lips



Getting stuck in a traffic jam for 30 minutes or standing in line for 30 minutes.

Pinky wrote: Standing in line...I HATE queues!!!! I get too fidgety.



Being on the bus with people who smell or people who won't shut up?:D


With people who won't shut up



Having an arguement at work or having an arguement at home?

chocoholic wrote: With people who won't shut up



Having an arguement at work or having an arguement at home?


at work

having a lot of small arguements with someone or one really huge arguement

Carolyn wrote: at work



having a lot of small arguements with someone or one really huge arguement


having a lot of small arguements (wears you down)



Getting a parking ticket or getting a speeding ticket?:driving:

Pinky wrote: Probably being homeless.

realising that a bird has just pooed on your head or standing in doggy do?:D


bird poo on my head



Stumping your toe or bumping your head

Carolyn wrote: bird poo on my head





Stumping your toe or bumping your head


bumping my head



Tripping over the pavement or getting splashed by a car speeding through a puddle?

chocoholic wrote: bumping my head



Tripping over the pavement or getting splashed by a car speeding through a puddle?


Tripping over the pavement.

A punch on the nose or a poke in the eye?:wah:

woppy71 wrote: Tripping over the pavement.



A punch on the nose or a poke in the eye?:wah:


A punch on the nose (who wants to end up with a crooked nose!)



Being the last person to get the punchline or not getting the joke at all?

chocoholic wrote: A punch on the nose (who wants to end up with a crooked nose!)



Being the last person to get the punchline or not getting the joke at all?


Being the last person to get the punchline (who want's to look like the "slow" one?:wah:)

Soggy cornflakes or soggy toast?

onsekiz wrote: toast

boring movie or boring book


Boring book

Head ache or stomach acge

woppy71 wrote: Boring book



Head ache or stomach acge


Headache



Stale bread or mouldy cheese?

chocoholic wrote: Headache



Stale bread or mouldy cheese?


Mouldy cheeze ewwwww

Which is worse,

seeing your partner's has put up a profile in an online dating site,

or

stewing over how you approach him about it. (now that makes ya think hehehe)

minks wrote: Mouldy cheeze ewwwww

Which is worse,

seeing your partner's has put up a profile in an online dating site,

or

stewing over how you approach him about it. (now that makes ya think hehehe)


seeing your partner's has put up a profile in an online dating site

If he did that I'D stew HIM!!!

Which is worse:

puberty or menopause?

Rapunzel wrote: seeing your partner's has put up a profile in an online dating site



If he did that I'D stew HIM!!!



Which is worse:



puberty or menopause?


menopause (it's the hot flushes!:mad:



Which is worse a prominent spot or a bad hairstyle?

chocoholic wrote: menopause (it's the hot flushes!:mad:



Which is worse a prominent spot or a bad hairstyle?


Prominent spot. The bad hairstiyle can be fixed.

Which is worse: A broken leg or a broken promise?

Marie5656 wrote: Prominent spot. The bad hairstiyle can be fixed.



Which is worse: A broken leg or a broken promise?


Broken promise (legs heal but a broken promise festers away forever)



Which is worse: decluttering your house or decluttering your computer?

chocoholic wrote:

Which is worse: decluttering your house or decluttering your computer?


In my case, the house. Can't break away from computer.



W I W: Vegemite or marmite (sorry, could not resist)

Marie5656 wrote: In my case, the house. Can't break away from computer.







W I W: Vegemite or marmite (sorry, could not resist)


Vegemite sounds nice (haven't tried it) but Marmite - double ugh!!!



W I W Making a drunken fool of yourself or being shown up by the antics of a drunken OH?

chocoholic wrote: Vegemite sounds nice (haven't tried it) but Marmite - double ugh!!!



W I W Making a drunken fool of yourself or being shown up by the antics of a drunken OH?


I do not drink, so I will pick being shown up.



W I W: Slipping and falling on your arse on the ice, with no one watching...or in front of an audience of your peers.

Marie5656 wrote: I do not drink, so I will pick being shown up.

W I W: Slipping and falling on your arse on the ice, with no one watching...or in front of an audience of your peers.


It's always better to make an arse of yourself in front of an audience .... that way you never get to live it down - it can embarrass you FOREVER!!!

Which is worse:

having your skirt catch in a car door so that when the car drives away it takes your skirt with it

~ or ~

photocopying your butt on the office photocopier, at a drunken Christmas party, and everyone in your office building having a copy of your photocopied butt pinned to their office wall

:wah: :wah:

Rapunzel wrote: It's always better to make an arse of yourself in front of an audience .... that way you never get to live it down - it can embarrass you FOREVER!!!



Which is worse:



having your skirt catch in a car door so that when the car drives away it takes your skirt with it



~ or ~



photocopying your butt on the office photocopier, at a drunken Christmas party, and everyone in your office building having a copy of your photocopied butt pinned to their office wall



:wah: :wah:


The skirt caught in the car door .



W I W

Locking your keys inside your car or being locked out of your house?

chocoholic wrote: The skirt caught in the car door .



W I W

Locking your keys inside your car or being locked out of your house?


Oh definately being locked out of the house!!

W.I.W The refridgerator or the T.V breaking down? (both an absolute disaster for me!! :wah:)

woppy71 wrote: Oh definately being locked out of the house!!

W.I.W The refridgerator or the T.V breaking down? (both an absolute disaster for me!! :wah:)




refridgerator



a salesman at your door or a telemarketer on the phone

Carolyn wrote: refridgerator



a salesman at your door or a telemarketer on the phone


A salesman

Your partner farting or burping in bed!!:sneaky:

woppy71 wrote: A salesman



Your partner farting or burping in bed!!:sneaky:


Farting without question.



WiW



A friends dog humping your leg or your dog humping a friend's leg?

chocoholic wrote: Farting without question.



WiW



A friends dog humping your leg or your dog humping a friend's leg?


Friends dog - MIL's dog does that! Ewwwww!

WIW ~ having to kiss someone you loathe, in friendship ~ or ~

having to kiss someone as a friend when really you just want to rip their clothes off and tie them to your bed!?

Pinky wrote: Kissing someone you loathe! :yh_sick

Falling on your butt in front of your boss or your ex?


Kissing someone you loathe:-5



which is worse

sitting in a room full of crying babies or moaning old ladies

ice maiden wrote: Kissing someone you loathe:-5







which is worse



sitting in a room full of crying babies or moaning old ladies


The room full of moaning old ladies!!!!



wiw



Being invited out to your boss's house and having to eat something you loathe or inviting someone to yours and finding out too late that they are vegetarian?

chocoholic wrote:



wiw



Being invited out to your boss's house and having to eat something you loathe or inviting someone to yours and finding out too late that they are vegetarian?


Bosses house..I guess. I usually have **something** veggie in the house,



WIW...ringing cell phones in a quiet movie theater, or ringing cell phones in a restaurant??

Marie5656 wrote: Bosses house..I guess. I usually have **something** veggie in the house,







WIW...ringing cell phones in a quiet movie theater, or ringing cell phones in a restaurant??


Phones in a theatre - really BAD manners!



WIW

A Chatterbox or someone you can't pry a peep out of?

chocoholic wrote:

WIW

A Chatterbox or someone you can't pry a peep out of?


The chatterbox....makes one think they just like hearing themselves talk, without alot to say.



WIW:

A horribly rude boss or horribly rude co-worker

Marie5656 wrote: The chatterbox....makes one think they just like hearing themselves talk, without alot to say.





WIW:



A horribly rude boss or horribly rude co-worker


Oh rude boss for sure.



wiw



Someone singing out of tune or a piano that needs retuning?

chocoholic wrote: Oh rude boss for sure.



wiw



Someone singing out of tune or a piano that needs retuning?


That is hard. I think the piano..by a short margin.



WIW: Spoiled milk or spoiled meat in the fridge?

Marie5656 wrote: That is hard. I think the piano..by a short margin.



WIW: Spoiled milk or spoiled meat in the fridge?


Oh, spoiled milk for sure!!! :yh_sick

W.I.W: having your mother-in-law or boss round for dinner?

woppy71 wrote: Oh, spoiled milk for sure!!! :yh_sick

W.I.W: having your mother-in-law or boss round for dinner?


Hum, tough one they are both really cool, I will go with the mother in law as she does't bring me weed

WIW: A night out or a night in?

nihilisticmadman wrote: Hum, tough one they are both really cool, I will go with the mother in law as she does't bring me weed



WIW: A night out or a night in?


A night out (too many yobs about thesedays)



WIW



Brussel Sprouts or Broccoli ?

Pinky wrote: Sprouts! Eugh! Bogey balls!

Accidently getting a huge lump of garlic in your mouth, or a whole load of pepper up your nose?


Pepper up my nose!!:wah:

Stubbing your toe or trapping a finger in a door?:(