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valerie wrote: Uh, Abbey... how do I say this? Sounds awfully familiar?



Ooops.......sorry

Slipped up

Jives wrote: ROFL! I'll bet that's the first time anyone has posted in this thread as a first post!


Not hardly. Post #139 was a newbie's first. And it's happened a couple

other times.



How sad am I that I went back through to find it?



At least I got to hit the funny high points again!



:-6

AHA! I sense a trend! Somehow, newbies are attracted to butter! Now...why would that be?

I'm not a newbie, but just thought I'd bump this!



Sorry Abbey, LC and all the other butter haters!!



I caught the new Anchor Spreadable ad on telly tonight and it tickled me!! Very good. Or maybe I was just drunk .

Betty Boop wrote:

I caught the new Anchor Spreadable ad on telly tonight and it tickled me!! Very good. Or maybe I was just drunk .


does it matter.

Good old Alfred. If I ever need you I always know where to find you. :-6

Betty Boop wrote: I'm not a newbie, but just thought I'd bump this!



Sorry Abbey, LC and all the other butter haters!!



I caught the new Anchor Spreadable ad on telly tonight and it tickled me!! Very good. Or maybe I was just drunk .


:-3 - oh dont know..................... -where did it tickle?

Nomad wrote: Good old Alfred. If I ever need you I always know where to find you. :-6


just don't tell anyone.

there looking

Alfred wrote: just don't tell anyone.



there looking






Its creepy aint it ? Always looking or lurking or leap frogging....hate that !

Nomad wrote: Its creepy aint it ? Always looking or lurking or leap frogging....hate that !


dodging cameras, weaving in and out of alleys... they'll never find me.

ahh the life of a superhero.

Alfred wrote: dodging cameras, weaving in and out of alleys... they'll never find me.



ahh the life of a superhero.Alfred the Butter Blaster :wah:

abbey wrote: Alfred the Butter Blaster :wah:


watch out margerine man

Alfred wrote: watch out margerine man


Who let Margerine in?:mad:

don't worry let the butter do its work and clean this margerine up.

Hold your ground butter blaster...butter baby is on her way...best butter backup ever inbound

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Who let Margerine in?:mad:WHAT????

Nomad wrote: Hold your ground butter blaster...butter baby is on her way...best butter backup ever inbound
Who let the margerine into this thread?????........

Refigerate. Soften in advance when desired. Homemade right out of the churn on homemade buttermilk biscuits or homemade bread is heaven. Add a ladle of chipped beef and make a meal.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does this thread keep rearing it's head!!!!!!!!

I've created a MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please...can I be forgiven???LOL LOL LOL lOL

robinseggs wrote: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does this thread keep rearing it's head!!!!!!!!



I've created a MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please...can I be forgiven???LOL LOL LOL lOL
The shame of it burns, doesn't it? You know what's good for burns? :yh_bigsmi

Accountable wrote: The shame of it burns, doesn't it? You know what's good for burns? :yh_bigsmi


Nooooo Butter is not good if keeps burning, same with Margerine.

You better bone up on your butter-ology there laddy hehehehe

robinseggs wrote: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does this thread keep rearing it's head!!!!!!!!



I've created a MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please...can I be forgiven???LOL LOL LOL lOL
As God is my witness, they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never speak of that thing they call Butter again.

No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never speak of it again.

abbey wrote: As God is my witness, they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never speak of that thing they call Butter again.

No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never speak of it again.


You go, Katie Scarlett!!



:D

abbey wrote: As God is my witness, they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never speak of that thing they call Butter again.

No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never speak of it again.


please reconsider....

what if you mysteriously win a lifetimes supply of butter, wouldn't you wan't to brag about it.

valerie wrote: You go, Katie Scarlett!!



:DWell.....Tomorrow is another day.

Alfred wrote: please reconsider....



what if you mysteriously win a lifetimes supply of butter, wouldn't you wan't to brag about it.Nope, i'd donate it to the european butter mountain.

Hopefully i'd have a statue erected in my honour.

Alfred wrote: please reconsider....

what if you mysteriously win a lifetimes supply of butter, wouldn't you wan't to brag about it.


Sure - You'd have to spread the word

abbey wrote: As God is my witness, they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never speak of that thing they call Butter again.

No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never speak of it again.






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Your so naive Abbeynormal ! :wah:

abbey wrote: Nope, i'd donate it to the european butter mountain.

Hopefully i'd have a statue erected in my honour.


a big buttery statue.

mad question really always keep it in the fridge otherwise you'll get all nature of organisms invading it especially if you live in a hot climate!

I always refigerate apple butter before use. It's better on buttermilk biscuits when it's chilled. On the flip side, it's also righteous heated, and spooned over homemade vanilla ice cream. Just my thought.

ChiptBeef wrote: I always refigerate apple butter before use. It's better on buttermilk biscuits when it's chilled. On the flip side, it's also righteous heated, and spooned over homemade vanilla ice cream. Just my thought.




:sneaky: -butter believe it!

:-4 ...

ChiptBeef wrote: I always refigerate apple butter before use. It's better on buttermilk biscuits when it's chilled. On the flip side, it's also righteous heated, and spooned over homemade vanilla ice cream. Just my thought.


Oh, I never thought of that.....and that DOES sound scrumptious!!!!!!

Clancy wrote: ......I was making some toast for myself, just then, and when I placed it on the plate...I could swear I saw, on the toast,... the face of the virgin Mary :-3 ...and you know what else??...when I spread some butter on it ...it melted as if by magic....Wow Clancy, it must have been a sign!

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Clancy wrote: .....gave me quite a start, I can tell you, but I ate it just the same :p



BTW, ....where's the s*xy av's ....I miss them :-1As i had quit a lot of feedback from some cheeky monkeys such as your good self, i thought they were a little distracting,

so i thought i'd dampen your ardor.

lady cop wrote: from Land 'o Lakes....(i would never keep a dairy product at room temp. but i know lots of people who do. ) Storage
Always keep butter refrigerated. Store it in its original container in the coldest part of the refrigerator, not the warmer "butter keeper" on the door. Store it away from foods with a distinctive odor like cheese, onions, garlic, etc..

Refrigerate unused portions of opened butter in a covered dish.

LAND O LAKES® Butter has a shelf life of four months. For longer storage, freeze in carton.


When I worked for a railroad we had to make sure butter stayed at -10F if it was destined for government warehouse. they said that while butter will not actually freeze, it will get rancid if kept near the freezing point. Myself, I keep butter in the freezer and only thaw it for cooking. Otherwise I use smart balance margarine.

I like butter. It has many purposes.

Aggravating pussycat & Abbeynormal being at the top of the list.

Nomad wrote: I like butter. It has many purposes.

Aggravating pussycat & Abbeynormal being at the top of the list. :DAnd you love aggravating doncha Gonad eh? doncha doncha.:-5

Its my purpose.

I always have butter in the fridge

If your going to have anything in the fridge it should be butter. This is some solid news Timtom.

I hate soft butter sorry:-6

Its ok but doesnt spreading become an issue ? Unsightly holes in the bread ? How do you cope with that ? Do you have special techniques for alleviating this bread trauma ?

no it is just the way i like butter kept in the fridge does not taste the same to me when it is soft out of the fridge

If your happy Im happy !

yeah...fridge it is...i like stiff butter.