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Hey Hammy..

Why did my boss find it funny when he showed me the new broom he bought and said "got you a new ride!!" ??

whatcha dowin :sneaky:



its torture but its worth it :guitarist :guitarist

Hamster...what's the BEST thing about the time you're preggers? The worst? And do you get that dark line down your belly? Just below the "outie?"

Pinky;530416 wrote: Oh bless! You guys are so lovely!

I can't believe you were worried! I don't normally turn up until now...I do usually turn up around now don't I?:-3


Well, kinda, I have to pop out now as well, our timing is bad, and it was getting interesting as well!

why do you like torturing jimbo, why dont you resurrect pinky's thread and torture her , why is immy getting away so lightly . i'm going to bed and dream of ways to defeat you



whats thats coming over the hill its a pink hamster a pink hamster :wah: :wah:

Hamster;530369 wrote: Yeah um I hope so!!! Pinkster...............where are you??? Your fans are waiting and I can't keep the crowd warmed up much longer!
Wow I didnt know FG had its very own fluffer.

Hamster;530441 wrote: Um yeah....that's me!! I think...........................

















what's a fluffer?
A fluffer is girl in the porn industry that keeps the um guys warmed up for action. :wah:

"being sick (again)....."

OH! NOOOOOO! You're supposed to be DONE with all that! What do your girls want to name the new baby?

What do YOU want to name the new baby?

how come everytime i put my glass of tea down all the tea disappears?

Dear Hammy, am I just a slag, or is there more to me than that.









And don't worry I am not getting started again, I've had enough for one night, what a blast! :wah: :wah: :wah:

have you ever tried yorkshire tea its the best .. i only bought it to see what you norvaneers drank its lovely hammy .. its my fav and i only bought it coz i loved torturing you ... i've done nearly 3000 posts now how many people do you think i've pi55ed off :wah: :wah:

do you mean i may of done 3000 posts or annoyed 3000 people... surely with my talents and there being thousands more watching world wide thats a pretty poor return for all my hard work ... maybe i should join the group morons for justice and tie myself to a motor way bridge or the gates of Buckingham palace or something i mean look at the bigger picture here :-3



any way i have to go to Portsmouth to pick up my son how long do you think it will take me if i don't get lost and don't stop for a wee on the way

ha ha i knew it your resolve is weakening by now you realise what you have done i will never ever give up :wah: :wah:

Hamster;531145 wrote: Nope!! Strong as an ox! Only problem I have is...my list of questions for you is only 1000 long..can I get more on there before leaving here tomorrow?


dammit i saw your lack of using those smiley facey things as a sign that you could not be bothered any more .... :-5 :-5



back to the drawing board ......why am i so thick hammy :wah: was i dropped on my head as a baby ...and then trampled

i see the pink monster is not using the smiley things also .... it wont make you as interesting as spot you know :wah: :wah:

Wendybird;531164 wrote: *snigger*


hi bendy wendy its really not such a good idea for me to upset all you women with the meet up only hours away is it





sorry guys just a bit of harmless fun no need for grudges here