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morning everyone,

I did not see what happened but i get this gist from reading your posts.

That is horrible :-1 and i hope everyone is ok now.

Where is everyone, Its 3.20am here....got no idea what the time is over there but I am here all by my lonesome:-1 Anyhow I am off back to bed :driving:

HI all:D I have been out for a lovely lunch with my daughter and her boyfriends mam. had a realy good afternoon:D

Chris!! nice to see you here, and yes i do feel for you having to put up with mrs mighty mouth posh:wah:

Chezzie dunno what has been goin on with you but like Carol says,, dont let em get to ya:-4

Hope everyones havin a good day.Hugs all round :th_hugs Kaz.

Quick Hi as Ive popped into Chris's but we are out soon for a couple of hours. Erm Kaz................grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:-5:rolleyes:Can you believe what she said about me..........as if!!!:rolleyes:Hi Pamxx Hi ChezxxHi Lemonyxx and to all me mates herexxxHope to be back later me little darlinsxxxxx Missin you already!!!!!:wah::wah::wah:

G'day Carol, Chris, Kay, Chezzie, kaz, l&m. I just went and read the doggie thread. What a twit!!

Spoke to my daughter last night. Her new channel is launched. France now has its own hip hop channel on MTV!! She is exhausted and intends to sleep the whole weekend. Go Romy!!!

Kay - yes, I'll be back in Sydney probably on Boxing Day or the day after and then here for most of January. In Australia - for you Brit lot - we've just finished the schoool year which follows the calendar year here. Summer hols are upon us.

I do appreciate that Carol is Queen of Posh, so I won't mention that my balcony here is a front row seat for the Sydney New Year's Eve fireworks. They shut down all the streets round midday, and the only way in is on foot, via loads of security. I made the mistake of going for a run last year and of course I don't run carrying passports, drivers license, ID cards, or letters with my address on... I had to threaten the guard with a karate kick in a tender region if he didn't let me home. That actually worked. Eventually. But I digress...

Overcast here today and mega humid. Wish I could head straight for the sea, but Small Person has a cough. We might go and see the Bee Movie!

Hi Pam:D Wow you must have a great view then,, how lucky! Hope littleuns not too bad, and congrats to your daughter Romy! bet she is having the time of her life really:D

Morning all:-6

Bit of a rough night here last night.

Dust storms ,very gusty windy night,black outs,thunder & lightning.

It was all happening,then the rain arrived & some of the humidity has gone.

Hope you all have a great day/night

Stay well & happy:-6:-6

mrsK;744116 wrote: Morning all:-6

Bit of a rough night here last night.

Dust storms ,very gusty windy night,black outs,thunder & lightning.

It was all happening,then the rain arrived & some of the humidity has gone.

Hope you all have a great day/night

Stay well & happy:-6:-6


Oh dear sounds like you had a bit of a night there:-2 Hope alls ok now:D I love weather though really. maybe cos its mostly just dull and greay here :wah:

kazalala;744119 wrote: Oh dear sounds like you had a bit of a night there:-2 Hope alls ok now:D I love weather though really. maybe cos its mostly just dull and greay here :wah:




I love the weather as well,I usually get out & take pics but last night was a bit over the top.:-6

Well im off now , probs get on here sometime tomorrow then im out to a christmas party on the night:D Take care :-4

Hello Everyone:-4,

Hope all are great. Chris, good to see you posting again. We've missed you.:-6

Well, boys and girls....I am simply delighted tonight ...finally home and have a week off from work...I plan to post a bit and then be very decadant....will sleep until I wake tomorrow and lay in bed all day doing nothing but drinking lots and lots of coffee, and then it's on to pizza and beer while reading tons of newspapers and books. Oh, and add chocolate to that too.:-4

I'll pop in tomorrow between beer runs.

Lots of love to you all,

Kathy Ellen

That sounds like quite a storm, MrsK - very glad that you got some rain out of it, anyway.

Hi, Itsme! What a pity your sister broke her arm here!! Not a good thing to do while you're away from home, trying to have a holiday. I hope, at least, it goes with a good story she can dine out on, on a cold wintry evening by the fire inside some great English pub:


I was climbing the Harbour Bridge when a feral fruitbat from the nearby Botanic Gardens divebombed me - I fought it off - they have a fifteen foot wingspan - and valiently saved my colleagues and friends, but alas, I fell onto the Opera House and banged my arm on one of the sails.

I was in the outback digging for opals when....

I was swimming at Bondi when I noticed this black fin thing and...




Anyway, seriously, I hope it won't spoil her memories of my country.

Kaz - the little one is bouncing - the whole school got some coughing bug in the last week, and he's almost clear of it now. But not swimming for a few more days.

Thankyou for your very sweet words.

Kathy Ellen - my dear friend - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vive la decadence!!!!!!! Have a well earned rest, and we'll all catch up tomorrow. I'm heading back to Canberra then, just for Christmas, then back to the Big Smoke.

Kathy Ellen - my dear friend - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vive la decadence!!!!!!! Have a well earned rest, and we'll all catch up tomorrow. I'm heading back to Canberra then, just for Christmas, then back to the Big Smoke.


Hello ((((Pam)))

Great to see you...say hello to the young laddie for me:-4

I'm heading off for pizza and beers later, Smithwicks of course....

Hang on, I'm coming!!!!!!



Dieter's chasing me round the apartment with a pack of happy family cards we are now going to have to play snap with...

First a very special Hello and Welcome to Itsme.We are an open house here love and you are very very welcome, hope you become one of our FOCers and look forward to seeing you again;)

Hi again MrsK ....good to see youxxAhhh Pam love reading yer messages mate and feel I know you so well girlxxxKaz hope all is well and hope to chat tom night before I go away SundayxxxAhhhh Kathy fanks for yer pm babe and I will try to send some of the tracks from my CD in seperate emails....hope hotmail can take it as lately Im finding it crap and have started to use other email addys.Still we can only try mate.Let me know if you actually recieve them....I will try sending some laterxxxDunno where old mother hubbard is:wah:prob out doing her yearly mummy xmas act:wah:.Kay.....................oh nofing:wah:;)Anyway loads of love to Everyone xxxxxxxx;)

B & Q JOB APPLICATION

This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q in Tunbridge Wells.

They hired him because he was so funny.....

NAME:

Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)

SEX:

Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will co-operate)

DESIRED POSITION:

Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I

wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I?

DESIRED SALARY:

£150,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we

can haggle.

EDUCATION:

Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD:

Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY:

A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:

My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:

It was a crap job.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:

Any.

PREFERRED HOURS:

1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:

Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:

If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM

LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:

Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:

I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do you have a car that runs?'

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:

I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?:

On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:

Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with big tits and who thinks I'm the

greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE?:

7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF

YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:

Oh yes, absolutely.

Carolly;744249 wrote: First a very special Hello and Welcome to Itsme.We are an open house here love and you are very very welcome, hope you become one of our FOCers and look forward to seeing you again;)

Hi again MrsK ....good to see youxxAhhh Pam love reading yer messages mate and feel I know you so well girlKaz hope all is well and hope to chat tom night before I go away SundayAhhhh Kathy fanks for yer pm babe and I will try to send some of the tracks from my CD in seperate emails....hope hotmail can take it as lately Im finding it crap and have started to use other email addys.Still we can only try mate.Let me know if you actually recieve them....I will try sending some laterxxxDunno where old mother hubbard is:wah:prob out doing her yearly mummy xmas act:wah:.Kay.....................oh nofing:Anyway loads of love to Everyone xxxxxxxx;)


THANKS A LOT FOR THAT VERY WARM GREETING SILLY OLD POSH BAT:p:-4

kayleneaussie;744275 wrote: THANKS A LOT FOR THAT VERY WARM GREETING SILLY OLD POSH BAT
I swear....................IM GONNA KILL ER!!!!!!!!:-5:mad:.....on second thoughtsna......I will just wind her up some more the little oz spitfire:wah::wah:;)

WATCH IT YA LITTLE POMMIE SINGER WHO CANT SING CAUSE SHE HAS A SAW THROAT AND WONT GO TO THE DOCTORS......OR YOUR CHRISSIE PRESSIE IS GOING IN THE BIN :p:p:p SO BE NICE TO ME:yh_peace

kayleneaussie;744290 wrote: WATCH IT YA LITTLE POMMIE SINGER WHO CANT SING CAUSE SHE HAS A SAW THROAT AND WONT GO TO THE DOCTORS......OR YOUR CHRISSIE PRESSIE IS GOING IN THE BIN :p:p:p SO BE NICE TO ME:yh_peace


YAWN I MEANT SORE NOT SAW :yh_rotfl

I'm glad that old bloke got the job!!!!!

And I think, if we were to meet, Carol - or should I say, when we do get to meet - we might possibly get along quite well. :sneaky: Or if we didn't, we'd tear each other's hair out with style and class, while yodelling in artistic harmony.

ED/// Stone the crows..wait till the grammar mafia gets to look at the above mismatch sequence of tenses...

Would that I should now hie me unto the Seinfeld movie, unsung and unspotted, whileth my cup still runneth over.

kayleneaussie;744290 wrote: WATCH IT YA LITTLE POMMIE SINGER WHO CANT SING CAUSE SHE HAS A SAW THROAT AND WONT GO TO THE DOCTORS......OR YOUR CHRISSIE PRESSIE IS GOING IN THE BIN SO BE NICE TO ME:yh_peace
Chrissie Pressie.............................ye right..................the only fing youd give to me Aligator features is an out of date bleedin pack of 3!!!!Opps sorry forgot Im a lady:rolleyes::wah:;)

AussiePam;744293 wrote: I'm glad that old bloke got the job!!!!!

And I think, if we were to meet, Carol - or should I say, when we do get to meet - we might possibly get along quite well. :sneaky: Or if we didn't, we'd tear each other's hair out with style and class, while yodelling in artistic harmony.

ED/// Stone the crows..wait till the grammar mafia gets to look at the above mismatch sequence of tenses...

Would that I should now hie me unto the Seinfeld movie, unsung and unspotted, whileth my cup still runneth over.
When you over in England again Pam??????ffs though dont bring "pain" with you.....I know her she will try to make out shes yer daughter to get a cheap flight..............gawd the mind boggles.....Kay in a uniform......mind you ....ive heard,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,na better not tell!!!!!!:wah::wah:;)

Hi AP :-6



Thanks for the welcome again.

I am going to get my newest grandson & spend some time with him.

He lives 4 doors up.:-4

mrsK;744319 wrote: Hi AP :-6



Thanks for the welcome again.

I am going to get my newest grandson & spend some time with him.

He lives 4 doors up.:-4
Hiya!!Ahhh thats nice.Ive got no kids only 9 dogs..........and oh yes millions of bleedin dolls lol!!!!!Hope yer keeping ok lovexxx

Ive just put a new thread up and yer all in it!!!:wah::wah::wah:;)

Hello everybody, sorry I've not been on before, but I've been sooooooooo busy !

Hope you're all OK, and it's lovely to so Itsme back again - you'll have to make it a habit now you're back in circulation Mrs!

The picture is of Nottingham city centre, with the council house dominating the re-vamped 'slab square'. Gawd knows what time of night this was taken, or what day of the week because, as far as I am informed, this square is always busy with people at any time of day or night ! Nottingham is my home town by the way.





I tell you these 'sat.navs' are sometimes unreliable !:wah:





This photo is of the Council House and the 'slab square' before the square was re-vamped.





Night night and sleep well, to all my friends xxx

Carolly;744304 wrote: When you over in England again Pam??????ffs though dont bring "pain" with you.....I know her she will try to make out shes yer daughter to get a cheap flight..............gawd the mind boggles.....Kay in a uniform......mind you ....ive heard,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,na better not tell!!!!!!:wah::wah:;)


SHUT UP UGLY SISTER

Carolly;744320 wrote: Hiya!!Ahhh thats nice.Ive got no kids only 9 dogs..........and oh yes millions of bleedin dolls lol!!!!!Hope yer keeping ok lovexxx


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT THOSE UGLY DOLLS AGAIN:yh_rotfl

Carolly;744320 wrote: Hiya!!Ahhh thats nice.Ive got no kids only 9 dogs..........and oh yes millions of bleedin dolls lol!!!!!Hope yer keeping ok lovexxx


I have2 kids,3 grandchildren,2 dogs,1bird & a partridge in a pear tree.:wah:

I had fun with my little man he is teething but still had some smiles for me:-4

I am keeping well thanks for asking & are you looking after yourself yet?:-6

MY DARLING BABY SON WHO IS 20 IS GOING TO QLD(which is another state to u poms) HE IS FLYING OUT XMAS EVE AND WILL BE THE FIRST TIME HE HASNT BEEN WITH US FOR XMAS :-1 ANYHOW WE EXCHANGED GIFTS TODAY. HE BOUGHT ME TOP OF THE RANGE MP3 PLAYER SO NOW I CAN GO WALKING AND LISTEN TO MY MUSIC :yh_dance

kayleneaussie;744485 wrote: MY DARLING BABY SON WHO IS 20 IS GOING TO QLD(which is another state to u poms) HE IS FLYING OUT XMAS EVE AND WILL BE THE FIRST TIME HE HASNT BEEN WITH US FOR XMAS :-1 ANYHOW WE EXCHANGED GIFTS TODAY. HE BOUGHT ME TOP OF THE RANGE MP3 PLAYER SO NOW I CAN GO WALKING AND LISTEN TO MY MUSIC :yh_dance


Hugs to you Mum :yh_hugs:yh_hugs

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Thank You :-4

Hello everybody - Kay and MrsK !

MrsK looks like you're going to have a busy Christmas ! :wah:

Kay, you'll miss your son I know, but what a lovely pressy from him ! Aaw he loves his owd mum





Hey, Kay, your new MP3 has got to be an improvement on your old gear Mrs :yh_rotfl

Everybody have a good day

kayleneaussie;744485 wrote: MY DARLING BABY SON WHO IS 20 IS GOING TO QLD(which is another state to u poms) HE IS FLYING OUT XMAS EVE AND WILL BE THE FIRST TIME HE HASNT BEEN WITH US FOR XMAS :-1 ANYHOW WE EXCHANGED GIFTS TODAY. HE BOUGHT ME TOP OF THE RANGE MP3 PLAYER SO NOW I CAN GO WALKING AND LISTEN TO MY MUSIC :yh_dance


Aaaaww sweetie - big hugs :yh_hugs:yh_hugs

Ok all its beddy bye time for me. Have had lots of fun on the computer tonight....Think I need to get a life

Love to you all and take care :-4

G#Gill;744504 wrote: Hello everybody - Kay and MrsK !

MrsK looks like you're going to have a busy Christmas !

Kay, you'll miss your son I know, but what a lovely pressy from him ! Aaw he loves his owd mum



Hey, Kay, your new MP3 has got to be an improvement on your old gear Mrs

Everybody have a good day


:wah::wah:Gill babe, that was class.........Omg I nearly had a tena moment:wah:

Chezzie;744562 wrote: :wah::wah:Gill babe, that was class.........Omg I nearly had a tena moment:wah:


Chezzie !!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hello everyone,

Apologies for not making an appearance for the past week or so, we have been busy finalising our Christmas Holiday in Canada. We are taking a skiing holiday in Banff for a week then spending the New Year with some friends in Washington so after today i won't be around untill the New Year, not unless i can find a pc somewhere, i do know they have them in Banff so who knows.

So i will say to everyone now, just in case i don't manage to get back on.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous and Healthy New Year, see you all soon.

Love Donna xxxxxxxxxx:yh_shamrk

HI all:D been getting rid of all me ironing etc. in preperation for Christmas. Im going out tonight with family for a christmas meal etc, so wont be on later ( Sorry Carol maybe we will chat before then i hope:() If not have an absolutely fabulous tme at costa del butlins sweetie:wah:

Tomorrow will be a quick spring clean of the house, then Christmas eve i have about 12 of us for tea, a buffet spread and drinks, then christmas morning my daughter and her boyfriend have invited themselves for breakfast, seeing as they are going to his mams for lunch, and then i will have 9 of us for Christmas lunch. Good job i dont mind cooking:wah:

Hugs for everyone! :yh_hugs Kaz.

WATCHA..................Sorry I cant stop as Im at our party and that lot need sorting out.....ere PC i see you were there.....blimey youve sobered up quick!!See you all at the party......but hurry up as Gills drinking as if it was her last day on earth and if she dont bleedin behave it will be!!!!!!:-5:-5:rolleyes::wah:

Donna02;744626 wrote: Hello everyone,

Apologies for not making an appearance for the past week or so, we have been busy finalising our Christmas Holiday in Canada. We are taking a skiing holiday in Banff for a week then spending the New Year with some friends in Washington so after today i won't be around untill the New Year, not unless i can find a pc somewhere, i do know they have them in Banff so who knows.

So i will say to everyone now, just in case i don't manage to get back on.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous and Healthy New Year, see you all soon.

Love Donna xxxxxxxxxx:yh_shamrkDonna I wish you and Neil a very Happy Holiday babes and hope to see you real soon..........you take carexxxxxx

Last post before we go.

Loads love to all and have a very Happy Christmas

Toodlepip loadsa love

Donna xxxxxxxxx

Good morning everyone:-6

I am supposed to be cleaning this office but I had to sit for a while & say hello.

Have fun Donna.

Busy day today,doing nothing.

Hope you all have a great day:-6

;)Quiet here as everyones at the party:wah::wah:

Ok on a more serious note i have to say something.Im off now for a few days but I wish everyone of you a VERY MERRY XMAS.You have no idea how much I think of you guys and even though some of you are so far away I feel I know you so well and regard you all as such very special people.We joke here so much and even insult each other lol but believe me if anybody got nasty with you for real Id bleedin kill em!!!!!:-5Guys have a good holiday and if some of you have not got a family or friends around you.well remember you have here ok;)Ok Im away..........Love You Loads............. I really do......God Bless me little darlinsxxxxxxxGill an Kaz will text you guys when Im awayxxxxxxx

Carol my little petal I am going to miss ya heaps, have a very Happy christmas my friend and luvs ya heaps xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx What about my text :-1

I foud this when i typed in "friends of carol"

This one under kaylene

Hi all xxxxxxxxxx Had a pretty good night last night. The meal was quite good, and the entertainment was some lovley dancing ladies (feathers and all) which had the mens eyes out on stalks:wah: then a male singer who started off with songs way too many years ago for me to remember,( Carol you probably would know them). But as the night went on he sang some good song and there was much dancing, singing and waving of arms:D I hadnt intended to stya late but it was 1 am when i got home, nevertheless i have been up aand cleaning like a mad woman all day!! Im knackered now and having a rest. We may go out for Sunday lunch later on today:sneaky:

Carol I hope you have a brilliant time mate, and the best Christmas ever:-4

and to all me mates on here merry merry christmas!