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Just moved house and your all invited to the house warming....champers and nibbles round the fire!!:yh_party

For two days now I have been listening to the obnoxious, irritating, nerve grating sounds of Bullet playing the video game "Destroy all Humans!" I am about to submit myself to the looney bin.

Aisling wrote: Just moved house and your all invited to the house warming....champers and nibbles round the fire!!:yh_party :guitarist

Hope you have lots of good luck and happiness in your new house,

Why is Wednesday called hump day??????

Sheryl wrote: Why is Wednesday called hump day??????






That is so not random

ADMIN !!!

Eating carrots make your bum more pink...

nihilisticmadman wrote: Eating carrots make your bum more pink...




sing the bum bum song.....go on you can do it

Nomad wrote: sing the bum bum song.....go on you can do it


My bum is on the rail

Bum is on the rail

Look at Me

My bum is on the rail

My bum is on a man

Bum is on a man

It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man

My bum is on a step

Bum is on a step

Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!

(Insane Laughter)

And thats not very fun

If you fall down and hurt your bum

I like to put my bum on things

It's fun for everyone

My bum is on the cheese

Bum is on the cheese

If I get lucky I'll get a disease!

My bum is on the Swedish

Swedish, Swedish, Swedish

My bum is on the gum

My bum is on the gum

I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship

The battleship

I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum

I'd shoot POO all over the place

POO POO!!

Cause that isn't very fun

When they shoot a cannon in your bum

I like to put my bum on things

it's fun for everyone

My bum is on the dog

My bum is on the cat

My bum is on the phone

My bum is all alone......

The rail is all alone

The man is all alone

The Swedish is all alone

My bum...is all alone....

(Loo in the background)

1,2,3,4

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

Get the poo off my bum!

I need the POO off my BUM!!

I've go to get the poopoo off my bum

I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)

No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)

NO NO NO, no, not the loon!

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!

(Cannon Explodes)

Yea! The cannon!

Now get the poo off my bum coo coo

I want the poo-poo off my bum bum...

(Whining)Can I hear the loon again, too.

Nomad wrote: That is so not random

ADMIN !!!




shhhh or I'm gonna tattle to Laser :wah:

Sheryl wrote: Why is Wednesday called hump day??????
Wednesday is the middle of the work week so you are "over the hump" then

Yesterday was my first anniversary at my job.

This is my 180th post here.

Sheryl wrote: Why is Wednesday called hump day??????Don't be a hater. It's the one day we honor our poor hunchbacked brethren. Just try not to stare at it. :-3

BabyRider wrote: For two days now I have been listening to the obnoxious, irritating, nerve grating sounds of Bullet playing the video game "Destroy all Humans!" I am about to submit myself to the looney bin.


Try Doom III. Since SOMEBODY was an idiot and got it for him last

Christmas!

valerie wrote: Try Doom III. Since SOMEBODY was an idiot and got it for him last

Christmas!












anastrophe plays VIDEO GAMES???? Are you SERIOUS??? C'mon Val, you have to be joking....

My image of him is totally blown.... :yh_rotfl



My son loves that game. Beat it in one sitting. Of course it was an 11 hour sitting, but still....

chocoholic wrote: :guitarist

Hope you have lots of good luck and happiness in your new house,
Thanks Choco,it is a new beginning and now i can unpack my life which has been "in storage" for a while now!!

When I close my eyes I can not see

*eating ju ju bees*

Ha-ha-they good old days! We used to take chips and bean dip to the movies...............

*blowing noises on Good 'N Plenty box*

I do like blowing whistles-my teacher whistle is an NBA whistle, 4 chamber-it almost shatters the little ears......................

nihilisticmadman wrote: When I close my eyes I can not see


If you can't see you'll have to feel and you'll probably have lot's more fun anyway!:sneaky:

nihilisticmadman wrote: When I close my eyes I can not see


A word from Poe about that;

A Dream

by Edgar Allan Poe

In visions of the dark night

I have dreamed of joy departed-

But a waking dream of life and light

Hath left me broken-hearted.

Ah! what is not a dream by day

To him whose eyes are cast

On things around him with a ray

Turned back upon the past?

That holy dream- that holy dream,

While all the world were chiding,

Hath cheered me as a lovely beam

A lonely spirit guiding.

What though that light, thro' storm and night,

So trembled from afar-

What could there be more purely bright

In Truth's day-star?

I'm so cheap, I eat a Cheerios knock-off.

I used to love Malt-O-Meal!:)

Man you guys are in trouble when I get some time !

Nomad wrote: Man you guys are in trouble when I get some time !


:yh_nailbi :yh_nailbi :yh_worry Uh Oh..we are in trouble, now.

Some musings from Stephen Wright:

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

OK, what is the speed of dark??

When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Monday is an awfull way to spend 1/7th of your life

When I am bored, I drive downtown, get a great parking space, and then sit around counting how many people ask me if I am leaving soon.:driving:

Ya know, I kinda like Mondays! The day of the moon, according to the Latins. ... moon.. luna... lunatics... okay, I take your point.

On the subject of random... there's some good roadsigns in Florence. One translates as look out for random trees!! They're referring to the sort of higgledy piggeldy growth into the narrow roads that you might bump into on your vespa, but random trees!!!

My last day in Italy. Gotta go back to London tomorrow... I can take a lot of Tuscan sunshine!!!

When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?

Uncle Kram wrote: When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?
:yh_rotfl :yh_youkid

You cheered me up - Thanks!

Are cheap eye surgeons cutting corneas?

Uncle Kram wrote: When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds? No silly, it goes tick tock.:rolleyes:

Random weather report of the day. The temperature here hit 92 degrees F. A record for these parts, for this time of year. Tomorrow will be just as hot.

It is only at this time of year I regret, a bit, my decision to get Trixie as a pet. Thier coats are so thick that these hot days are brutal for her. Guess we keep the A/C on for her tomorrow while we are at work.:-6

A sleeping dog on your lap is pure bliss.

: + ) =

It's a conscious choice to see the glass half-full.

Here's one for Nomad

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

nihilisticmadman wrote: : + ) = : p= :p

Poutine!

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