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ahhhh, Friday evening at 5:15 p.m.

cocktail hour will begin soon:)

Uncle Kram wrote: Here's one for Nomad



http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
Conclusion



The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

Well, I'm glad we got that squared away. :yh_glasse

I'M Spartacus !

abbey wrote: : p= :p


: + D =

Oh, those chocolates look yummy!:)

Uncle Kram wrote: I'M Spartacus !They make a salve for that.

Clancy wrote: I read an article about a bloke whose particular fetish was having a bin-liner (trash-bag) over his head with a budgie flying about inside.



.......amazing what you find online, innit'




Ive never really considered this a fetish myself.

chika boom chika boom chika boom boom

*sigh* I can take a hint

I've got a painful eye infection. My right eye (ie: the one on the left when you look at me) is very swollen and puffed up. Earlier I kept turning my head and looking in the mirror doing Rocky before and after poses.

Well....you know what they say about simple things.



Yeah.......very pleasing to Jim Kerr & Co.

Puff Krammy xxx

That doesnt sound good unc, Ive never had that but you should see the doc. If you can see him that is.

Nomad wrote: That doesnt sound good unc, Ive never had that but you should see the doc. If you can see him that is.


Well I've heard he's in town tomorrow so I'll keep an eye open for him

Uncle Kram wrote: Well I've heard he's in town tomorrow so I'll keep an eye open for him




Dont bat an eye just get in there unc

Nomad and Uncle Kram, I'm so glad you're seeing eye to eye on this one:rolleyes:

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

nihilisticmadman wrote: : + D = ; ) =;)

It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

I got a little to much sun yesterday, my shoulders are red as lobsters this morning. :-2

ArnoldLayne wrote: I could give you a swift left uppercut to the lower ribs on the right side. It'll hurt but you wont lean to one side so much


:D

Nomad wrote: If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.


You see this is why you're a genius Nomad :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: Sounds like we all have some physical ailment today... I must've sneezed wrong, and now my ribs on the left hurt like a mofo. Second time that's happened this year. :rolleyes:


The last time I slipped my disc, it was due to sneezing. My Physiotherapist told me it's a very common occurence

Anyway....bless you Snooze

SnoozeControl wrote: Sounds like we all have some physical ailment today... I must've sneezed wrong, and now my ribs on the left hurt like a mofo. Second time that's happened this year. :rolleyes:


Sounds to me like you need to quit sneezing. Try going cold turkey. It's better than patches

Work on a sunday BLOWS

Sheryl wrote: I got a little to much sun yesterday, my shoulders are red as lobsters this morning. :-2


Try putting some Noxzema cold cream on it. It'll take the burn out if you can stand to rub it on. They do still make that, don't they? If they don't, don't tell me, it'll make me feel old.

:yh_sigh

devist8me wrote: Work on a sunday BLOWS


Obviously, you're doing about as much work as I am. Worse than working on Sunday is working on a holiday, which is tomorrow and I have to work.



:-5

SnoozeControl wrote: Sounds like we all have some physical ailment today... I must've sneezed wrong, and now my ribs on the left hurt like a mofo. Second time that's happened this year. :rolleyes:I guess I'll have to stop the campaign to change your name to SneezeControl. :yh_sigh

Sundays rule!

Tomorrow is school...................

hotsauce wrote: Nothing will take the cool out of you quicker than answering your home phone like you answer your office phone.


I have done this several times... :-5

My friends always see the funny side of it!!!

shelleybelle73

shelleybelle73 wrote: I have done this several times... :-5

My friends always see the funny side of it!!!

shelleybelle73


That's what you think Shelley

Uncle Kram wrote: That's what you think Shelley


shut it you.... :wah:

shelleybelle73 wrote: shut it you.... :wah:


Was that in your Office voice? :-3

I hate working on Sundays.

It's supposed to be a nice, lazy day.

This is what happens when you work with/for your husband!:sneaky:

cherandbuster wrote: I hate working on Sundays.

It's supposed to be a nice, lazy day.

This is what happens when you work with/for your husband!:sneaky:


I'd hate to work for my husband

Uncle Kram wrote: I'd hate to work for my husband


Uncle Kram, you don't want people to start spreading rumors about you . . .

cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram, you don't want people to start spreading rumors about you . . .


That's what you think

Well, did you hear the one about Uncle Kram and the 3 headed dragon?

I didn't believe it either!

chonsigirl wrote: Well, did you hear the one about Uncle Kram and the 3 headed dragon?

I didn't believe it either!


The cheque's in the post Chonsi............:yh_sweat

A friend of mine once told me he would be seeing 2 girls in a hotel on the night. He reckoned they were definately up for a "Chaise Longe"

Mind you, this was coming from a guy who when refreshed by a cool glass of water declares " Man, I love a glass of CO2"

I heard Unc's husband is a hyena. :-3

O. K. guys, somebody has to give me a *quick* update on the couples on this site.

Is Uncle Kram married to Snooze Control?

Baby Rider is now married to Bullet?

Is anyone else here married to another member?

Is anyone else here fooling around with another member?!

Oh ain't love grand?:-4