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Geranius wrote: flung slimy green



(there's actually a song by frank zappa called I'm the slime - check it out on napster!!!! it's really funny!!!! )


wellingtons a world record distance, and besides she could also....

chocoholic wrote: wellingtons a world record distance, and besides she could also....


dance the tango with a rose clenched between her dentures while checking out Frank Zappa in napster and writing a sequel to Hamlet. BUT - it just wasn't her day, and ....

AussiePam wrote: dance the tango with a rose clenched between her dentures while checking out Frank Zappa in napster and writing a sequel to Hamlet. BUT - it just wasn't her day, and ....


the prince,taking one look at the dentures grinning away at him decided to......

chocoholic wrote: the prince,taking one look at the dentures grinning away at him decided to......
take her home for a night of......

Aisling wrote: take her home for a night of......


passionate dental makeover, so he called in the Fab Five who minced right over and in no time ....

AussiePam wrote: passionate dental makeover, so he called in the Fab Five who minced right over and in no time ....
she was beautiful, and just as he was about to deliver his little rehearsed speech........

Aisling wrote: she was beautiful, and just as he was about to deliver his little rehearsed speech........


he had an attack of the hiccups and swallowed his dentures. Luckily, he'd eaten breakfast earlier.

however, it was heavily laced with garlic

and every vampire in the room expired immediately. Superman ripped off his tights and wiped his steaming brow. Alas poor Yorick, he cried but then just as the clock struck thirteen......

he realized his state of indecent exposure

and demanded to be arrested. But Mr Plod the Policeman had his hands full with students skinny dipping in the fountain and ...

AussiePam wrote: and demanded to be arrested. But Mr Plod the Policeman had his hands full with students skinny dipping in the fountain and ...


so had to ask Superman to hold his truncheon. Superman promptly......

...tried to conceal the fact that he was blushing and perspiring profusely

but in the end succumbed and they went off into the sunset hand in hand, um truncheon in hand.... meanwhile back at the ranch Cinderella was busy squeezing zits when suddenly...

AussiePam wrote: but in the end succumbed and they went off into the sunset hand in hand, um truncheon in hand.... meanwhile back at the ranch Cinderella was busy squeezing zits when suddenly...


Zits said, "Ow!!, that hurts!" Cinderella squeezed harder, at which point.....

prince charming walked in

and said, "Quit with the Zit, or . . .

jbbarker1947 wrote: and said, "Quit with the Zit, or . . .


I'll marry one of the ugly sisters. Cinderella thought about it and..........

chocoholic wrote: I'll marry one of the ugly sisters. Cinderella thought about it and..........


wondered if chocolate was really her thing after all. No, I'm going to remain chased all my life, she raised her eyes towards Willy's Wonker and blushing fiery red, strode off to take the veil.. BUT, little did she know................

what lay waiting, just outside the door

ice maiden wrote: what lay waiting, just outside the door


stood the charming Lance Lamour who said, "I didn't even cinderize you Reconella".

Obviously Lance's tang was tonguled around his eyetooth and he couldn't see what he was saying. Or perhaps he was just three sheets to the wind on...

.. board the good ship Lollipop. And that's how the Pirates came to be in this story with many an Aaaarghhhh - and Pieces of Eight all over the place. For the Pirate King had gazed upon the dashing Lance Lamour and .....

AussiePam wrote: .. board the good ship Lollipop. And that's how the Pirates came to be in this story with many an Aaaarghhhh - and Pieces of Eight all over the place. For the Pirate King had gazed upon the dashing Lance Lamour and .....
and ransomed him for 40 pieces 8, or is that 8 pieces of 40 .... oh who cares .... anyway, where was I ...... oh yeah ...... Pirate King Terry then used his new found wealth to dazzle the fair Australian maiden Pam and from then became know as Shane Warne to bowl the Maiden Over.

But little did King Terry know that Shane Warne had taken up with an English um maiden called Miss Twit (really!!) and they were off in Tahiti teaching football. Meanwhile Lance Lamour, flexed his well ransomed pecs and decided that soft words butter no parsnips. Grabbing the moonshine jug, he ...

AussiePam wrote: But little did King Terry know that Shane Warne had taken up with an English um maiden called Miss Twit (really!!) and they were off in Tahiti teaching football. Meanwhile Lance Lamour, flexed his well ransomed pecs and decided that soft words butter no parsnips. Grabbing the moonshine jug, he ...


decided that he was really Gay and ran off to Tahiti to learn about how Shane was juggling his balls in the air so well, whilst still .....

.. gazing soulfully towards Brokeback Mountain. Meanwhile deeeeep beneath the sea, King Neptune suddenly sneezed and ..

AussiePam wrote: .. gazing soulfully towards Brokeback Mountain. Meanwhile deeeeep beneath the sea, King Neptune suddenly sneezed and ..




this caused a tsunami which was heading towards..........

chocoholic;348175 wrote: this caused a tsunami which was heading towards..........


the shores of good old ................

SOJOURNER;471119 wrote: the shores of good old ................


Gitcheegoomie. Still. . .

Zapata;471168 wrote: Gitcheegoomie. Still. . .


as the water lay now, it is only a matter of time before................

The bubbles surfaced...............

Shweet tatersalad;471582 wrote: The bubbles surfaced...............


and beneath the bubbles lay lurking.....

Jaques Costeau with his..........

whale gaffer...

. . .and prisoner, Lance Lamour, who had fallen asleep for ever so long, after pricking his thumbs with the sticky, prickly-pear jam that . . .

attracted i'll mannered sea- bass that whisked young Lance away to..........

a safe and happy place where they..............

hugged and kissed him and told him that he really is a ...........

. . .supercalafragalistic sort of guy. Right then and there he . . .

removed his shirt revealing what had not been seen for many many years,it was the sign of...........

. . .the ancient Druids. Well, this caused much . . .

lust and temptation for his girlfriend as she was. . .

. . . actually descended from the Druids on her nanny Sally O'Malley's side.

after her secret liasion with Angus McSporran of the Highland McSporrans who's caber tossing is as legendary as his ..........

. . . penchant for balancing on a tightrope in snakeskin tights, but . . .

Zapata;1197049 wrote: . . . penchant for balancing on a tightrope in snakeskin tights, but . . . she slipped tearing off one of her........

chins! she was rushed to emergency for an immediate facial reconstruction only to find when shown a mirror that the surgeon had........

come to the theatre wearing flipflops........

which were of the loveliest chartreuse color . . .