Monkey got caught by RIAA
Downloaded music, didn't pay
Stealing tunes
Put him in ruins
Now he's having a very bad day
Monkey
Monkey
Samantha has broke her computer
I don't think it was working to suit 'er
Now she's offline
An' losing her mind
Her analyst may have to reboot 'er
I don't think it was working to suit 'er
Now she's offline
An' losing her mind
Her analyst may have to reboot 'er
Monkey
MEANWHILE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Monkey's still chasin' the ladies
He will till he's in his eighties
His outlook is sunny
And that's kinda funny
Since his methods are often quite shady
Monkey's still chasin' the ladies
He will till he's in his eighties
His outlook is sunny
And that's kinda funny
Since his methods are often quite shady
Monkey
4rum wrote: Samantha has broke her computer
I don't think it was working to suit 'er
Now she's offline
An' losing her mind
Her analyst may have to reboot 'er
Samantha is finally back,
The day with no 4rum was black,
My server did quit,
And I had a fit,
Now let's get this thread back on track.
:driving:
I don't think it was working to suit 'er
Now she's offline
An' losing her mind
Her analyst may have to reboot 'er
Samantha is finally back,
The day with no 4rum was black,
My server did quit,
And I had a fit,
Now let's get this thread back on track.
:driving:
Monkey
4rum wrote: Well I might at that if it's slow
But you didn't mention limbo
I'd drop the bar
To see how far
You'd really be willing to go
I don't think I'm up for a limbo,
A waltz would be rather nice though,
Don't step on my toes,
Or I'll bite your nose,
I'm a blonde but I'm sure not a bimbo!
:rolleyes:
But you didn't mention limbo
I'd drop the bar
To see how far
You'd really be willing to go
I don't think I'm up for a limbo,
A waltz would be rather nice though,
Don't step on my toes,
Or I'll bite your nose,
I'm a blonde but I'm sure not a bimbo!
:rolleyes:
Monkey
4rum wrote: MEANWHILE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Monkey's still chasin' the ladies
He will till he's in his eighties
His outlook is sunny
And that's kinda funny
Since his methods are often quite shady
A "lady" rang Monkey's door bell,
He thought she had something to sell,
He told her "Come in,"
Then to his chagrin,
She cast upon him a spell.
Monkey's still chasin' the ladies
He will till he's in his eighties
His outlook is sunny
And that's kinda funny
Since his methods are often quite shady
A "lady" rang Monkey's door bell,
He thought she had something to sell,
He told her "Come in,"
Then to his chagrin,
She cast upon him a spell.
Monkey
Well monkey wasn't much at spellin'
Wasn't long 'fore the witch was yellin'
She waved her wand
But monkey was gone
Where? Sorry I'm not tellin'
Wasn't long 'fore the witch was yellin'
She waved her wand
But monkey was gone
Where? Sorry I'm not tellin'
Monkey
It seems Monkey did disappear,
But I will NOT shed a tear,
I'm sure it's a trick,
That Monkey is slick,
He probably drowned in his beer.
:wah:
But I will NOT shed a tear,
I'm sure it's a trick,
That Monkey is slick,
He probably drowned in his beer.
:wah:
Monkey
Monkey's gifts are widely ranging
He's more than stinky and mangy
Could be anywhere
A spider in your hair
He's my vicarious little changling
He's more than stinky and mangy
Could be anywhere
A spider in your hair
He's my vicarious little changling
Monkey
Oh wheeeerrrrrrrrreee oh wheeeere did the MONkey go?
Oh Wheeeeeeereeeee oh where can he beeeeeeeeeee?
With his weeeeeeeeeenie short
And his tail so looooooooong
Oh where oh where can he beeeeeeeeeeeee??
:sneaky:
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Oh Wheeeeeeereeeee oh where can he beeeeeeeeeee?
With his weeeeeeeeeenie short
And his tail so looooooooong
Oh where oh where can he beeeeeeeeeeeee??
:sneaky:
Attached files
Monkey
.........Uh....... might wanna stick to your day job.
Monkey
Monkey leaped out from seclusion
Took advantage of all the confusion
Stole a kiss
Fom a miss
Who never suspected the intrusion
Took advantage of all the confusion
Stole a kiss
Fom a miss
Who never suspected the intrusion
Monkey
I wish that Monkey stayed gone.
He should be quartered and drawn.
He's evil and wicked,
When he is nekked,
I hear he's called "demon spawn!"
He should be quartered and drawn.
He's evil and wicked,
When he is nekked,
I hear he's called "demon spawn!"
Monkey
Samantha wrote: I wish that Monkey stayed gone.
He should be quartered and drawn.
He's evil and wicked,
When he is nekked,
I hear he's called "demon spawn!"
A monkey thead without a host
Would be pointless, well almost
There's already one for flowers
Why, you could talk daisies for hours
But I for one, would miss his post
He should be quartered and drawn.
He's evil and wicked,
When he is nekked,
I hear he's called "demon spawn!"
A monkey thead without a host
Would be pointless, well almost
There's already one for flowers
Why, you could talk daisies for hours
But I for one, would miss his post
Monkey
I think I know what you mean,
Your Monkey likes to be seen!! (OMG--get the connotations to THAT)
He likes all the yanking,
Especially the spanking,
He's witty and wildly obscene.
Your Monkey likes to be seen!! (OMG--get the connotations to THAT)
He likes all the yanking,
Especially the spanking,
He's witty and wildly obscene.
Monkey
Miss Monkey has been on vacation.
She found a deserted location,
She needed to find,
Some piece of mind,
After her lover's castration!!
She found a deserted location,
She needed to find,
Some piece of mind,
After her lover's castration!!
Monkey
Pinky wrote: Poor monkey is useless at best
But he's still got hair on his chest
He said 'whaddya know
I'll give it a go
As a tranny monkey I'm blessed!'
Her present lover wasn't monkey
She's a one night stand junky
The one in question
Learned his lesson
Now he's a befuddled flunky
But he's still got hair on his chest
He said 'whaddya know
I'll give it a go
As a tranny monkey I'm blessed!'
Her present lover wasn't monkey
She's a one night stand junky
The one in question
Learned his lesson
Now he's a befuddled flunky
Monkey
Monkey's still off on his rants
Got plenty o' punch in his pants
Ballocks of steel
Why they even feel
Big as an ele-phants
Got plenty o' punch in his pants
Ballocks of steel
Why they even feel
Big as an ele-phants
Monkey
Folks monkey is a work of fiction
He lives in naughty depiction
Kill or maim
WHATEVER your aim
He's recouperative beyond description:yh_monkey
He lives in naughty depiction
Kill or maim
WHATEVER your aim
He's recouperative beyond description:yh_monkey
Monkey
Monkey likes booze an' hooters
Rawhidin' root an' tooters
He's all in fun
He worries none
Of attempted malicious neuters
Rawhidin' root an' tooters
He's all in fun
He worries none
Of attempted malicious neuters
Monkey
Sigh...monkey was chasing a blond
When a redhead wrangled his wand
A brunette or two
Attempted to woo
Of monkey, all of 'em's fond woo...hoo!
When a redhead wrangled his wand
A brunette or two
Attempted to woo
Of monkey, all of 'em's fond woo...hoo!
Monkey
All frilly, frocked and flirty
A miss got down an' dirty
In monkey's pad
He's the best she's had
So she left him a dollar thirty BAAAAAH, rumbum
A miss got down an' dirty
In monkey's pad
He's the best she's had
So she left him a dollar thirty BAAAAAH, rumbum
Monkey
In nights when you're all alone
Left lonley and 'holding your own'
Monkey's around
Partying down
But you can try him on the phone.............1-800-eatmyshorts
Left lonley and 'holding your own'
Monkey's around
Partying down
But you can try him on the phone.............1-800-eatmyshorts
Monkey
Yep, monkey just loves a party,
Especially when he's all farty,
He'll bend right o're
And give you four,
Aroma is really hearty!
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Especially when he's all farty,
He'll bend right o're
And give you four,
Aroma is really hearty!
Attached files
Monkey
Ain't nothin' wrong with fartin'
Don't know why you're so disheartened
I suspect that you
Do it too
With never a "beg your pardon"
Don't know why you're so disheartened
I suspect that you
Do it too
With never a "beg your pardon"
Monkey
As for fartin' beware,
Mine will give you a scare,
I'll just blame the cat,
What say you to that?
In fartin' wars all is fair
Mine will give you a scare,
I'll just blame the cat,
What say you to that?
In fartin' wars all is fair
Monkey
This year has been such a blast,
It flew by incredibly fast,
I gave you a bow,
So you would know,
I think what we have will last!
:-4
It flew by incredibly fast,
I gave you a bow,
So you would know,
I think what we have will last!
:-4
Monkey
Miss Monkey is back on the prowl,
She's not one to throw in the towel,
She'll go strut her stuff,
And if that's not enuff,
She'll come up with something most foul.
Attached files
She's not one to throw in the towel,
She'll go strut her stuff,
And if that's not enuff,
She'll come up with something most foul.
Attached files
Monkey
Samantha wrote: Miss Monkey is back on the prowl,
She's not one to throw in the towel,
She'll go strut her stuff,
And if that's not enuff,
She'll come up with something most foul.
Now I think this might bear reapeatin'
Bribin' with beer isn't cheatin'
Throw in some boobs
To add to the mood
An' the pot is really sweetened:yh_drool
She's not one to throw in the towel,
She'll go strut her stuff,
And if that's not enuff,
She'll come up with something most foul.
Now I think this might bear reapeatin'
Bribin' with beer isn't cheatin'
Throw in some boobs
To add to the mood
An' the pot is really sweetened:yh_drool
Monkey
Samantha wrote: Miss Monkey is back on the prowl,
She's not one to throw in the towel,
She'll go strut her stuff,
And if that's not enuff,
She'll come up with something most foul.
If she took her hands away
I wonder, would the beer still stay
An' ain't it a pity
Those beer holder ti**ies
Are tempting her tongue that way :yh_tong2
She's not one to throw in the towel,
She'll go strut her stuff,
And if that's not enuff,
She'll come up with something most foul.
If she took her hands away
I wonder, would the beer still stay
An' ain't it a pity
Those beer holder ti**ies
Are tempting her tongue that way :yh_tong2
Monkey
Samantha wrote: This year has been such a blast,
It flew by incredibly fast,
I gave you a bow,
So you would know,
I think what we have will last!
:-4
Let's talk about that bow
And why it torques me so
It's that I suspected
Without it you're nekkid
An' that makes my juices flow
It flew by incredibly fast,
I gave you a bow,
So you would know,
I think what we have will last!
:-4
Let's talk about that bow
And why it torques me so
It's that I suspected
Without it you're nekkid
An' that makes my juices flow
Monkey
Now ol' monkey is scratchin' his head
How'd he ever get trapped in this thread
Will he ever get out
He's beginning to doubt
But he's still glad to have his 'tale red' :yh_monkey
How'd he ever get trapped in this thread
Will he ever get out
He's beginning to doubt
But he's still glad to have his 'tale red' :yh_monkey
Monkey
Samantha wrote: This year has been such a blast,
It flew by incredibly fast,
I gave you a bow,
So you would know,
I think what we have will last!
:-4
Yes it's our first anniversary
And it may be time for a nursery
Not for tots
It's us that's got
A penchant for juvenile versery
It flew by incredibly fast,
I gave you a bow,
So you would know,
I think what we have will last!
:-4
Yes it's our first anniversary
And it may be time for a nursery
Not for tots
It's us that's got
A penchant for juvenile versery
Monkey
No........... the lady and I are not wed.........sigh
We met on this world wide web ................ hi!
One year ago
Our status quo
Into this chaos fled ....oh my :-4
We met on this world wide web ................ hi!
One year ago
Our status quo
Into this chaos fled ....oh my :-4
Monkey
4rum wrote: Let's talk about that bow
And why it torques me so
It's that I suspected
Without it you're nekkid
An' that makes my juices flow
You may need to put up a dam,
Those juices will cause a jam,
As for the bow,
It's just for show,
I'm really a ham, I am!
And why it torques me so
It's that I suspected
Without it you're nekkid
An' that makes my juices flow
You may need to put up a dam,
Those juices will cause a jam,
As for the bow,
It's just for show,
I'm really a ham, I am!
Monkey
4rum wrote: Now ol' monkey is scratchin' his head
How'd he ever get trapped in this thread
Will he ever get out
He's beginning to doubt
But he's still glad to have his 'tale red' :yh_monkey
Now monkey is scratchin' his butt,
In this thread he is shut,
We won't let him out,
There's narry a doubt,
That monkey is really a nut.
How'd he ever get trapped in this thread
Will he ever get out
He's beginning to doubt
But he's still glad to have his 'tale red' :yh_monkey
Now monkey is scratchin' his butt,
In this thread he is shut,
We won't let him out,
There's narry a doubt,
That monkey is really a nut.
Monkey
4rum wrote: Yes it's our first anniversary
And it may be time for a nursery
Not for tots
It's us that's got
A penchant for juvenile versery
Our limericks are certainly trite,
A bawdy, and rowdy delight,
We banter and tease,
With giggles we please,
Of monkeys and mayhem we write!
And it may be time for a nursery
Not for tots
It's us that's got
A penchant for juvenile versery
Our limericks are certainly trite,
A bawdy, and rowdy delight,
We banter and tease,
With giggles we please,
Of monkeys and mayhem we write!
Monkey
Samantha wrote: You may need to put up a dam,
Those juices will cause a jam,
As for the bow,
It's just for show,
I'm really a ham, I am!
Well if you've got it... show it
That's my wish, an' you know it
The shapely thighed
Shouldn't hide
But I don't mind if you bow it
Those juices will cause a jam,
As for the bow,
It's just for show,
I'm really a ham, I am!
Well if you've got it... show it
That's my wish, an' you know it
The shapely thighed
Shouldn't hide
But I don't mind if you bow it
Monkey
The bows have started a fad,
Our Monkey could wake up mad,
The gals at the club,
Tied one 'round his stub,
A black one, now isn't that sad?
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Our Monkey could wake up mad,
The gals at the club,
Tied one 'round his stub,
A black one, now isn't that sad?
Attached files
Monkey
Samantha wrote: The bows have started a fad,
Our Monkey could wake up mad,
The gals at the club,
Tied one 'round his stub,
A black one, now isn't that sad?
If you're suggesting that it R.I.P
Seems premature to me
He's hale and hard'y
Ready to party
Use it or lose it's his key
Our Monkey could wake up mad,
The gals at the club,
Tied one 'round his stub,
A black one, now isn't that sad?
If you're suggesting that it R.I.P
Seems premature to me
He's hale and hard'y
Ready to party
Use it or lose it's his key
Monkey
That Monkey is really a case,
You think he deserved first place?
If I had a blue bow,
To 4rum it'd go,
He'd certain win MY race.
You think he deserved first place?
If I had a blue bow,
To 4rum it'd go,
He'd certain win MY race.
Monkey
Samantha wrote: That Monkey is really a case,
You think he deserved first place?
If I had a blue bow,
To 4rum it'd go,
He'd certain win MY race.
In blue, red or purest white
That lovely bow would rest just right
On naked thigh
T'would bring a sigh
As we race off into the night :yh_drool
You think he deserved first place?
If I had a blue bow,
To 4rum it'd go,
He'd certain win MY race.
In blue, red or purest white
That lovely bow would rest just right
On naked thigh
T'would bring a sigh
As we race off into the night :yh_drool
Monkey
Before our dear readers get ill,
I think our passions should chill, (just for a few verses)
Lets check on those chimps,
And catch us a glimpse,
Of apes in search of a thrill!!
I think our passions should chill, (just for a few verses)
Lets check on those chimps,
And catch us a glimpse,
Of apes in search of a thrill!!
Monkey
Samantha wrote: Before our dear readers get ill,
I think our passions should chill, (just for a few verses)
Lets check on those chimps,
And catch us a glimpse,
Of apes in search of a thrill!!
I was just responding to your tease
If you'd rather chase monkey's through the trees
Put your britches on
Then tenners don
And sprint to your simean sprees:rolleyes:
I think our passions should chill, (just for a few verses)
Lets check on those chimps,
And catch us a glimpse,
Of apes in search of a thrill!!
I was just responding to your tease
If you'd rather chase monkey's through the trees
Put your britches on
Then tenners don
And sprint to your simean sprees:rolleyes:
Monkey
Seems Monkey is feeling neglected,
Things just aren't what he expected,
So he's takin' a trip,
Up in a space ship,
To a planet called Cumininspectit.
Things just aren't what he expected,
So he's takin' a trip,
Up in a space ship,
To a planet called Cumininspectit.
Monkey
Just what we need, monkey in space
Deciding the fate of the whole human race
No stargazer
He's got a laser!
And an evil grin on his face
Deciding the fate of the whole human race
No stargazer
He's got a laser!
And an evil grin on his face
Monkey
It seems he made a safe landing,
The locals aren't understanding,
They looked at his willie,
Then laughed themselves sillie,
But HE thought it was commanding!!
The locals aren't understanding,
They looked at his willie,
Then laughed themselves sillie,
But HE thought it was commanding!!
Monkey
Once upon a time in Monkeyville
A silly little monkey forgot her pill
Tummy swole up
Boobs 'D' cup
Should'a been runnin' when she laid still
A silly little monkey forgot her pill
Tummy swole up
Boobs 'D' cup
Should'a been runnin' when she laid still
