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What the heck is a jello shot ???? hic...
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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Nar.. gimme a martooni any time. Or a glass of champers of course.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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In the compact steel elevator, crisply painted yellow anew, Eggo waited as he rose to floor 18 at usual speed. He held his hands together in front of him quietly watching the doors’ skewed reflection. There was something very unusual about this hotel, but his casual musings on the lack of Sunday morning music were interrupted by a clumsy THUD overhead¦then a screeeeeeach¦followed by a frightening jolt that flung him to the corner of the tiny metal cage.
Rushed scraping, bustling, and heavy breathing above him prompted him to unbutton the cuffs of his shirt, with an eye to the ceiling in preparation of conflict¦he smiled glumly.
A shining shard broke the surface of relative safety ¦the vent shot open and a dark stranger tumbled down,. and groaned as they made contact with the floor.
“Errrmmmph..
“¦Gyger?
“aaa, not so loud¦! He rubbed the back of his head.
Eggo casually buttoned his cuffs up again¦I don’t know about you, but I find doors very useful. Elevator shafts are for criminals and psychopaths, which begs the question¦
“Shhhh, they’ll hear you!
¦
“Which begs the question-
*whispering* “They wouldn’t let me go. I had to trick them into a game of naked blind man’s bluff and escape through the air vents using only a nail file and these nifty bottles of complimentary lotion.
“Lotion, huh?¦ Are there still naked blindfolded women stumbling around your room?
“ If we’re lucky they are. I‘m hoping the strong floral smell has masked my natural masculine odor so they can‘t track me.
“So that’s what’s giving me a headache.“
“yes, but feel my hands¦they’re so soft.
“You know, they do have lotions for men that don't stink. I could recommend a few brands if you’re interested. Women love a man that takes good care of his skin¦that’s what gully told me.
Rushed scraping, bustling, and heavy breathing above him prompted him to unbutton the cuffs of his shirt, with an eye to the ceiling in preparation of conflict¦he smiled glumly.
A shining shard broke the surface of relative safety ¦the vent shot open and a dark stranger tumbled down,. and groaned as they made contact with the floor.
“Errrmmmph..
“¦Gyger?
“aaa, not so loud¦! He rubbed the back of his head.
Eggo casually buttoned his cuffs up again¦I don’t know about you, but I find doors very useful. Elevator shafts are for criminals and psychopaths, which begs the question¦
“Shhhh, they’ll hear you!
¦
“Which begs the question-
*whispering* “They wouldn’t let me go. I had to trick them into a game of naked blind man’s bluff and escape through the air vents using only a nail file and these nifty bottles of complimentary lotion.
“Lotion, huh?¦ Are there still naked blindfolded women stumbling around your room?
“ If we’re lucky they are. I‘m hoping the strong floral smell has masked my natural masculine odor so they can‘t track me.
“So that’s what’s giving me a headache.“
“yes, but feel my hands¦they’re so soft.
“You know, they do have lotions for men that don't stink. I could recommend a few brands if you’re interested. Women love a man that takes good care of his skin¦that’s what gully told me.
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* goes for power shower *
Sniff
* comes back for drink * :sneaky:
Sniff
* comes back for drink * :sneaky:
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Gygz wrote: * goes for power shower *
Sniff
* comes back for drink * :sneaky:
*soffft snuggles*
:sneaky:
Sniff
* comes back for drink * :sneaky:
*soffft snuggles*
:sneaky:
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ARgi wrote: *soffft snuggles*
:sneaky:
You might get very wet doing that :sneaky:
* turns on shower *
:sneaky:
You might get very wet doing that :sneaky:
* turns on shower *
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Gygz wrote: You might get very wet doing that :sneaky:
* turns on shower *
watch where you're spraying :rolleyes:
* turns on shower *
watch where you're spraying :rolleyes:
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ARgi wrote: watch where you're spraying :rolleyes:
I was watching where you were splaying
,..sorry
I was watching where you were splaying
,..sorryThe Bothwell Hotel..
Gygz wrote: I was watching where you were splaying ,..sorry
it's a shame about that lisp X
,..sorryit's a shame about that lisp X
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“So I have uncovered a plot so devious as to baffle the minds of nefarious master criminals, Gyger said.
“ The U.S ‘s energy policy? I said.
“ No ! Those people on the eight floor are combining the Mass murderers with the Sexual deviants.
“ You mean woman that¦.. I said
“Yes Eggo, to death, Gyger said.
“ That’s different. They usually marry you and stop doing it altogether and then take all you money and leave you in a pit with vipers who¦
“ EGGO!
“ Sorry, continue, I said.
“ I almost had the name of their leader from them when I had to leave, so now I have to go back in, Gyger said.
“ O.K. then, have fun.
“ Eggo! I need your help. I’m going to tie this rope around my waist and I need you to yank me out of the room if they are getting close to killing me.
“ I’m not so sure Gyger, I said.
“ Why not.
“ I heard pulling out isn’t the best method.
“ Damn, I wish Seagull was here so we could torture him!
The elevator dinged on the eighth floor.
“ The U.S ‘s energy policy? I said.
“ No ! Those people on the eight floor are combining the Mass murderers with the Sexual deviants.
“ You mean woman that¦.. I said
“Yes Eggo, to death, Gyger said.
“ That’s different. They usually marry you and stop doing it altogether and then take all you money and leave you in a pit with vipers who¦
“ EGGO!
“ Sorry, continue, I said.
“ I almost had the name of their leader from them when I had to leave, so now I have to go back in, Gyger said.
“ O.K. then, have fun.
“ Eggo! I need your help. I’m going to tie this rope around my waist and I need you to yank me out of the room if they are getting close to killing me.
“ I’m not so sure Gyger, I said.
“ Why not.
“ I heard pulling out isn’t the best method.
“ Damn, I wish Seagull was here so we could torture him!
The elevator dinged on the eighth floor.
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Seeing a dalliance of fine perfection wrought upon the drifts of raven text which rolled from every eloquent tongue so to land so insidiously at my feet. I resolved to write in language undeterred by sniping ineptitude and float in some deep magic of my own.
( I may not, as is my custom be these days, be accustomed to writin’ as once I did but lost it as yet,.. I have not..)
Argi sat in her usual aloofly inquisitive repose across the far flung reaches of a bed draped in silk of the darkest taupe.. It’s four posts towered above the polished splendour of the ‘Zen suite..’
I caught up with Eggo in the lift on my way here Argi I said popping a bottle of dom Perrier 55..
“What did he say ? ...
“He said he misses the cosy charm and the cut and thrust of us all posting in the same thread,.. in a rather round about way..
“ I’m sure you told him you miss it too..
“Perhaps I do,..but the world was never so cosy as the past we remember .. and the future never so cosy as what we might have hoped for.
~ A most SP moment ~
( I may not, as is my custom be these days, be accustomed to writin’ as once I did but lost it as yet,.. I have not..)
Argi sat in her usual aloofly inquisitive repose across the far flung reaches of a bed draped in silk of the darkest taupe.. It’s four posts towered above the polished splendour of the ‘Zen suite..’
I caught up with Eggo in the lift on my way here Argi I said popping a bottle of dom Perrier 55..
“What did he say ? ...
“He said he misses the cosy charm and the cut and thrust of us all posting in the same thread,.. in a rather round about way..
“ I’m sure you told him you miss it too..
“Perhaps I do,..but the world was never so cosy as the past we remember .. and the future never so cosy as what we might have hoped for.
~ A most SP moment ~
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I was scratching my head in the hallway holding the rope. Gyger had said something about being cozy and the future of the past or was it the past of the future and tea cozies.
I wasn’t quite sure.
I decided to take the other end of the rope into the room so he could hold it himself.
“ Hey honey, said a blonde who was sitting in a chair next to the window.
“ Hi., I said, “ I was looking for Gyger.
“ Oh, I think he’s in the next room .
“ I’ll find it thanks. By the way, are you a sex fiend or a murderer?
“ Actually I am here for the dental hygienist convention. This is the only place that had an open room.
As I turned to leave the room a very large butcher knife flew across the room and stuck in the doorframe.
“ Hygienists, I said shaking my head as I left the room.
I wonder if Argi made it here yet.
I wasn’t quite sure.
I decided to take the other end of the rope into the room so he could hold it himself.
“ Hey honey, said a blonde who was sitting in a chair next to the window.
“ Hi., I said, “ I was looking for Gyger.
“ Oh, I think he’s in the next room .
“ I’ll find it thanks. By the way, are you a sex fiend or a murderer?
“ Actually I am here for the dental hygienist convention. This is the only place that had an open room.
As I turned to leave the room a very large butcher knife flew across the room and stuck in the doorframe.
“ Hygienists, I said shaking my head as I left the room.
I wonder if Argi made it here yet.
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He was scratching his head in the hallway as I scratched my butt in the room,
There was a rustling coming from Argi who sat so quite still in the gloom.
But all this time in the wardrobe, Hamster read from a porn magazine.
She sighed a sigh so load in there and made sound that was quite obscene.:-3 :-3 :-3
There was a rustling coming from Argi who sat so quite still in the gloom.
But all this time in the wardrobe, Hamster read from a porn magazine.
She sighed a sigh so load in there and made sound that was quite obscene.:-3 :-3 :-3
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midnight...
i was quite sure i would get something written today, but the prospects were as dim as the lamp-light. it's hard to write in a gloomy corner with strange noises coming from above and below. There was a short knock at the door. i threw down my pencil and my incomprehensible sonnets and told gyger to open it while i stole his place in bed.
it had better be room service with an extra cheesy pizza.
i was quite sure i would get something written today, but the prospects were as dim as the lamp-light. it's hard to write in a gloomy corner with strange noises coming from above and below. There was a short knock at the door. i threw down my pencil and my incomprehensible sonnets and told gyger to open it while i stole his place in bed.
it had better be room service with an extra cheesy pizza.
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*knock knock*Pizza anyone??.... extra cheese!
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I was watching from down the hall, while Trixie Bell got ready to deliver her pizza. She put a gun in her coat pocket, a long knife in her front pocket and a chainsaw up her sleeve.
I wasn’t sure what kind of tip she was after, but I was certain she’d get it.
She knocked on Argi’s door, “Pizza!
Argi opened the door and with her usual smiling face said , “ Great.
As Argi fumbled around in her huge purse capable of carrying anything, Trixie Bell pulled out he gun, knife and chainsaw.
“ How did you do that? Argi asked.
“ What? Trix said.
“Pull out a knife ,gun and a chainsaw? You only have two hands.
“ Oh. I think it’s because this is written.
“ Hmm¦could be, Argi said.
It was then I decided to move into action. Flying down the hallway, I jumped into the nearest elevator and headed for the bar.
I wasn’t sure what kind of tip she was after, but I was certain she’d get it.
She knocked on Argi’s door, “Pizza!
Argi opened the door and with her usual smiling face said , “ Great.
As Argi fumbled around in her huge purse capable of carrying anything, Trixie Bell pulled out he gun, knife and chainsaw.
“ How did you do that? Argi asked.
“ What? Trix said.
“Pull out a knife ,gun and a chainsaw? You only have two hands.
“ Oh. I think it’s because this is written.
“ Hmm¦could be, Argi said.
It was then I decided to move into action. Flying down the hallway, I jumped into the nearest elevator and headed for the bar.
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To what?
Not this dribble
Not this dribble
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lol, i seriously doubt children r listening, but uh, im reading, then again im 13, so im not technically a child, well, um, maybe i am, but maybe im not, idk, im confuuuuuuuuuuuuzed!!!:rolleyes: