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Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:13 pm**

A sword would certainly do the trick

But she better grab it quick

Careful ma'am

The blade'll jam

An' all you'll get is a nasty prick

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:57 am**

4rum wrote: A sword would certainly do the trick

But she better grab it quick

Careful ma'am

The blade'll jam

An' all you'll get is a nasty prick

Yeooooooowza!! :yh_ooooo :yh_ooooo :yh_ooooo

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:02 am**

And so her sheath was sorely smitten

Like vaunted glove or furry mitten

Yet by luck

It never stuck

Just snugly to the hilt it's fittin'

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:57 pm**

It sounds like your sword needs a mitten,

I guess I better start knittin'

For if it gets cold,

It won't look so bold,

So when will you come for a fittin'?

:sneaky:

Posted: **Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:22 am**

Hmmmm... not a knit I need

Leather's more my speed

With laces and latches

Adjustable catches

So entry they won't impede

Posted: **Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:01 am**

4rum wrote: Hmmmm... not a knit I need

Leather's more my speed

With laces and latches

Adjustable catches

So entry they won't impede

YOU are the shining star,

You out pervert me by far,

You're always so witty,

And often quite gritty,

But mostly just downright bizaar!!

:-5

Posted: **Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:44 am**

Agreed but at least I'm consistant

Consistant and consistantly persistant

Not Monday hot

Come Tuesday not

ALWAYS the same never distant

Posted: **Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:20 am**

I'm persistenly inconsistent

Frustratingly also resistent

At times I comply

Then I deny

I'm lucky I'm still in existence!!

:-4

Posted: **Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:51 am**

I guess that's a womans prerogative

Didn't mean it to sound derrogative

But then again

No slack cut for men

But at least you're lucent and cognitive

Posted: **Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:52 pm**

Down at the lake, monkey's in swimmin'

Got a keg of beer an' some bowlegged wimmin'

Gettin' excited

You're all invited

To a pik-a-nik lunch with all the trimmin'

Posted: **Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:05 am**

4rum wrote: I guess that's a womans prerogative

Didn't mean it to sound derrogative

But then again

No slack cut for men

But at least you're lucent and cognitive

What kind of slack is desired?

I'll give you all that's required.

A nice piece of rope,

Round neck of one dope,

A wee leap until all is expired!!

how's that for lucent and cognitive??

heh heh

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Posted: **Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:47 am**

I've loaded a basket with chicken

His fingers he'll surely be lickin'

Next to his beer

He holds chicken dear

'Dem bones he'll soon be pickin'

Posted: **Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:32 pm**

Now the beer is starting to flow fast

As 'round frosty mugs are passed

But some of the flowing

Is from everyone 'going'

They're sure killing a lot of grass! :yh_monkey

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:24 pm**

Some monkeys be killing the grass,

While others be passing some gas.

One for all,

And so they fall,

the beer put 'em all on their ass!

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:19 pm**

Though 'round the kegs they're millin'

The monkey's have started a'grillin'

A bar-b-que

Will now ensue

And welcome to all that's willin'

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:00 am**

This chicken is really the best,

I can hardly wait for the rest,

Dessert on the grill,

Smores fit the bill,

Grilled Alaska will be the test.

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:31 am**

Drunken little monkies are choosing

Mates to join in their boozing

Giggles and smiles

Can be heard for miles

Soon undies they'll all be losing

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:32 pm**

There's undies all strewn on the ground,

Their owners behinds must be found,

But here's a new game,

Try matching the dame,

To which panties she should be bound.

Posted: **Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:32 pm**

And now off they go to the bushes

With 'hurry along' little pushes

With waggeling winkies

An' tingeling tinkies

And monkey bump sweet little tushes

Posted: **Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:38 am**

The game with the panties is done,

But there is left over just one,

They're silky and black,

Who'll take them back?

Will monkey take them for fun?

Posted: **Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:06 am**

Samantha will go take a shower,

The nozzle has ooOOOoo lots of power,

She'll sit in the tub,

And hope for a rub,

For someone to come and to Wow her!!

:-6

Posted: **Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:49 pm**

Now the monkies are off on a tear

Making monkey shines everywhere

They piddle in troups

Diddle in groups

Running free without a care

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:18 am**

Who's sitting there in the buff?

Who's life is getting tuff?

Where oh where

Is one to dare,

When too much isn't enuff?

:-4

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:56 am**

Monkies indulge to excess

When it's smoke or drink I confess

But even they know

When not to show

Sometimes more is less

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:22 am**

4rum wrote: Monkies indulge to excess

When it's smoke or drink I confess

But even they know

When not to show

Sometimes more is less

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Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:13 pm**

Miss Monkey came out of the bushes,

She's laughing at all the bare tushes,

They're round and they jiggle,

They give her a giggle,

The tushes in bushes for wushes!

:-5

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:09 am**

Where could that Monkey be now?

Is he out of commision some how?

Things are too dull,

When Monkey is null,

Come out and give us a wow!

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:40 am**

Monkeys 'n monkeys n' monkeys galore

Some in the bed, more on the floor

It's not what you think

Too much to drink

They're passed out, so QUIETLY CLOSE THE DOOR!!!:eek:

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:18 am**

There's moaning and groaning and sighs

The Monkeys are full of sad cries,

There's aches in their heads,

And messed monkey beds,

Cavorting -- no one denies.

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:51 am**

The monkies have a new scheme,

They're starting a basketball team,

Miss monkey will cheer,

The rest will drink beer,

It's a drinking and dribbling regime!

Come Play!

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Posted: **Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:13 am**

Some games takes lots of balls

Some... hardly any at all

In order to play

The rules need to say

Who makes the ball breaking calls

Posted: **Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:11 am**

Oh please let ME make the calls!!

I'll be happy to check out the balls,

I'll carefully peek,

And give 'em a tweek,

Got any as big as baseballs?

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Posted: **Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:53 am**

Once when Ol' Monkey went drinking

He drank way too much without thinking

Next morning his head

Was too big for his bed

With no 'hair of the dog' for it's shrinking

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:19 am**

Monkeys should NOT have computers

Computers are porno polluters

Monkeys viewing online

Click all the porn they find

They LOVE all those cyber sized hooters! :yh_monkey

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:27 pm**

Miss Monkey has got a web cam,

She set the thing up just for Sam,

The view from the top,

Will make those eyes pop,

All hooter and tooters -- no spam!

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:07 pm**

PORNO twenty four seven

Monkey's in hooter heaven

Tooters an' juggs

Toys an' plugs

Sure has his motor revvin' :yh_monkey

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:21 am**

Miss Monkey is seeing a shrink,

He don't know what he should think,

She's really a case,

Wears feathers and lace,

She just asked him out for a drink.

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:39 pm**

The Doc says she is just fine,

He admires her knowledge of wine,

He says of her mind,

"You need to unwind,"

"What say you, your place or mine?"

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:10 am**

Miss Monkey thwopped Doc on the head,

She said, "I thought you were wed,"

He said "No I'm not,

I'm just hot to trot,"

So let's go to dinner instead!"

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:31 pm**

Ol' Monkey was eatin' some 'nanners

(Ya know... monkeys ain't got good manners)

While copping a feeling

He was dropping his peelings

Failed when he tried to enchant'er

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:53 pm**

Miss Monkey was suddenly shy,

The Doc could not figure why,

He was handsome and rich,

So what's with this witch,

Her kind he could certainly buy.

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:04 am**

Ol' Monkey said with a grin

Hold your breath, while I stick this in

Wriggle your butt

Suck in your gut

Your pants might stay up with this pin :yh_monkey

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:31 am**

That Monkey has me in stitches,

Thinking of pins in his britches,

His tummy I'll rub,

I'll pet his wee nub,

Got anything else that itches??

:rolleyes:

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Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:25 am**

Miss Monkey will just not be bought,

No matter what anyone thought,

The Doc's quite a find,

But he must be kind,

If Miss Monkey is to be caught!!

:p

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:27 am**

That Monkey was hid in the bushes,

Spying on cute little tushes,

Miss Monkey went by,

She unzipped his fly,

That ape loves the buttons she pushes!!

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Posted: **Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:08 am**

Sammie would love some ice cream,

With peanuts and hot fudge supreme,

Give me a cherry,

So I will be merry,

Add sprinkles, it will be a dream.

:-6

Posted: **Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:44 am**

My monkey was put on viagra

His phallus resembled Niagra

But now the ol' geezer

No longer needs tweezers

He's frisky and ready to shag'ya :yh_monkey

Posted: **Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:50 am**

Yipee 4rum is back at it again!!

There's someone who'd gladly be shagged,

And also probably bagged,

I don't know her name,

It's all in the game,

To Niagra she'd gladly be dragged.

:-6

Posted: **Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:56 pm**

The Doc sent Miss Monkey a bill,

Miss Monkey is ready to kill,

Don't charge for a date,

You'll just seal your fate,

The Doc should set up his will.

Posted: **Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:00 pm**

Samantha just put on her nighty,

She's certainly quit a sighty,

All dressed in teal,

She'll make you a deal,

She'll wait in the garden. . . alrighty?