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Nomad wrote: The part where the house didnt burn down.









Uh really its been a lot of painting and taking light fixtures down and new ones up. Its all satisfying and were getting near the "feel" we want which is warm and "artful"

I would say I was most surprised when the plasma tv didnt fall off the wall. Ill put pics up when were happy with it ok?You don't ask me stuff in this thread, I ask you. okay?

SnoozeControl wrote: The date went great and you're driving home ... but that damn gnat's still crawling around in your sinus cavities and you just can't stand it anymore. It's making you crazy and you thrust your finger up your nose to make the bug stop laying eggs in your head. You stop at a red light with your index finger wedged firmly up your shnauz, and happen to notice two cops pull up right next to you and man, are they staring at you! What do you do?You're in your car, typing one-handed on a blackberry with your finger up your nose, aren't you. :-2

SnoozeControl wrote: The date went great and you're driving home ... but that damn gnat's still crawling around in your sinus cavities and you just can't stand it anymore. It's making you crazy and you thrust your finger up your nose to make the bug stop laying eggs in your head. You stop at a red light with your index finger wedged firmly up your shnauz, and happen to notice two cops pull up right next to you and man, are they staring at you! What do you do?




Just to give them something to to talk about

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if you travel forward or backward in time, where would ya go and why?

Sheryl wrote: if you travel forward or backward in time, where would ya go and why?




Forward I would go to beyond my own death. I want to know the secrets of the universe, I want to understand all there is to understand, I want to see the heavens from the inside out, I want to feel, know, touch and become my higher place. I really want to "be" occupied by all that is and will ever be. I want to be fluid like water and light like sun. I want to meet my maker and know what it is to be elevated beyond sublime.





Then I would go back to today and live the remainder of life with my knowledge and be a teacher.

That is a really cool thought, Nomad.

chonsigirl wrote: That is a really cool thought, Nomad.




Im certain you have similar thoughts ? Death doesnt scare me. At least not now, not today.

Nomad wrote: Forward I would go to beyond my own death. I want to know the secrets of the universe, I want to understand all there is to understand, I want to see the heavens from the inside out, I want to feel, know, touch and become my higher place. I really want to "be" occupied by all that is and will ever be. I want to be fluid like water and light like sun. I want to meet my maker and know what it is to be elevated beyond sublime.





Then I would go back to today and live the remainder of life with my knowledge and be a teacher.


So why go forward, couldn't you learn the same by going back to the very beginning of everything?

SnoozeControl wrote: Thanks Sheryl, you're making me look dumb with my gnat in the nose questions.:rolleyes:


aww sorry snooze. Here I'll make up for it..



Ok Nomad, if I were to suddenly have Aunt Flo arrive in a public place, and public bathroom candy dispenser was out of products, would it be considered rude to ask a stranger for a tampon?



:o

Nomad wrote: Im certain you have similar thoughts ? Death doesnt scare me. At least not now, not today.
I do think things like that, I am not afraid of my death. Why are we fearless when it is our own? But I am really not afraid or think of it much at all.

I am afraid my husband will die, not that I do not know where he will go. But that I love him so, and do not want him to. I do look death in the face everyday, and know God helps me to defeat it. But it is a down period right now for him, and I am just waiting for it to stop and for him to perk up again. So, I do think of death at times lately, he really is not doing well these last few months.

I am sorry if I rambled on your thread, my dear.

Sheryl wrote: aww sorry snooze. Here I'll make up for it..







Ok Nomad, if I were to suddenly have Aunt Flo arrive in a public place, and public bathroom candy dispenser was out of products, would it be considered rude to ask a stranger for a tampon?





:o




Im getting a sense of who Sheryl really is here. Im intrigued yet terrified all rolled into confusion. I personally have never asked a guy for anything in a public restroom, and Im fairly certain Ive never even talked to another guy in the restroom. Its just not done. Its "the code" I think in Sheryl world this would be acceptable though. I hope this helps.

chonsigirl wrote: I do think things like that, I am not afraid of my death. Why are we fearless when it is our own? But I am really not afraid or think of it much at all.



I am afraid my husband will die, not that I do not know where he will go. But that I love him so, and do not want him to. I do look death in the face everyday, and know God helps me to defeat it. But it is a down period right now for him, and I am just waiting for it to stop and for him to perk up again. So, I do think of death at times lately, he really is not doing well these last few months.



I am sorry if I rambled on your thread, my dear.




Never. Your genuine thoughts and feelings are always welcome and inspiring. Your a teacher in every sense.

He doesn't speak when he is in a public restroom so tampons are out..:wah:

[QUOTE]So you're saying you wouldn't ask a strange guy in a public restroom for a tampon?[/QUOTE]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

what would Nomad do with a tampon? And would he survive if he asked a strange man for tampon?

Can you urinate in a crowded public restroom?

Have you stood on your roof yet? It's cool to stand proudly on your roof and imagine you're king of all you survey.

What was your favorite subject in school?

Pinky likes to juggle carp, so I put this pic in my sig. Do you practice such cruelty to animals?

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy

behind your horse, would it really make you

mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a

magazine?



(Apologies to you-know-who, Sweet Pea!)



:D

Have you christened all the rooms yet?

What are your chores around the house?

valerie wrote: If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy

behind your horse, would it really make you

mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a

magazine?



(Apologies to you-know-who, Sweet Pea!)



:D




That would really really **** me off.

Accountable wrote: Have you stood on your roof yet? It's cool to stand proudly on your roof and imagine you're king of all you survey.




I am king of the bathroom.

Nomad wrote: I am king of the bathroom. :oThat stinks.



Ever thought of entering politics? I think it would be cool for you to rearrange voting districts into recognizable shapes ... like bunnies, for instance.

If you ever suddenly became Indiana Jones, would you prefer swinging across a 12-foot chasm on a 9-foot bullwhip, or teaching anthropology?

SnoozeControl wrote: Did you eat BR's peanut brittle?


excellent one, Snooze!!:)

Accountable wrote: That stinks.



Ever thought of entering politics? I think it would be cool for you to rearrange voting districts into recognizable shapes ... like bunnies, for instance.


Dont even get me started on this. Those ****ing pigs ! Those low down ****ing criminals. Incumbency is the most important thing on their plates. This makes me vomitous and numbs my ****ing mind. Politicians as a whole, in general, specifically, individually are ****ing **** bags. The lowest form of vile known to man.

chonsigirl wrote: What was your favorite subject in school?




History.

Accountable wrote: Pinky likes to juggle carp, so I put this pic in my sig. Do you practice such cruelty to animals?




Never. Cmon carp are people too.

chonsigirl wrote: What are your chores around the house?




No set chores. If I see something that needs to be done I do it. Actually I usually vacuum. And then I get miffed if someone walks on the lines.

Accountable wrote: If you ever suddenly became Indiana Jones, would you prefer swinging across a 12-foot chasm on a 9-foot bullwhip, or teaching anthropology?


Chasm. I come from a long line of chasm swingers. We really have that down pat.

SnoozeControl wrote: Did you eat BR's peanut brittle?




Your very touchy tonight. I dont know why but its not like you.

Sooo did you ever get your stuff organized?

SnoozeControl wrote: I wrote that at 6:30 this morning, ten long hours before I got an annoying PM chastising me for inappropriate behavior.



It was funny then.




I didnt chastise you. It was a curiousity question. Take it out on someone else if your in a mood. I didnt do nuthin.

What is front end estimation, and why are they teaching it to fifth graders?

(the title of the thread was "ask anything." I am curious.)

Raymond

Why does Swiss Cheese make me think of the moon? The moon doesn't make me think of cheese.. thats weird.

Raymond

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?

Raymond

Captain Ray wrote: What is front end estimation, and why are they teaching it to fifth graders?



(the title of the thread was "ask anything." I am curious.)



Raymond




Yes of course Ray. Outstanding question. This reminds me of the time I was in Nairobe during the great sandstorm of 73. I wandered that damned desert for 3 long years with only my mule and my harmonica to keep me company. I hope this helps.

Captain Ray wrote: Why does Swiss Cheese make me think of the moon? The moon doesn't make me think of cheese.. thats weird.



Raymond


Which moon Ray ? Pluto's moon ? Jupiter ? The moon of Jabberwocky ? I need more info.

Captain Ray wrote: How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?



Raymond




7 cords.

I watch on t.v. the talking heads talking about "international law." I don't think there is such a thing.. there is no internatianal law that I know of.. do you know different?

Raymond