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Oh my, just when we thought it was safe to take the butter out of the fridge

flopstock wrote: Yes, I hate to think that all of the recent newbies may not have had the opportunity yet to see us at our most brilliant...:rolleyes:



:wah:


Wait, I thought we were always at our most brilliant??

lady cop wrote: from Land 'o Lakes....(i would never keep a dairy product at room temp. but i know lots of people who do. ) Storage
Always keep butter refrigerated. Store it in its original container in the coldest part of the refrigerator, not the warmer "butter keeper" on the door. Store it away from foods with a distinctive odor like cheese, onions, garlic, etc..

Refrigerate unused portions of opened butter in a covered dish.

LAND O LAKES® Butter has a shelf life of four months. For longer storage, freeze in carton.
Wow!! Good to know! Thanks for that. . . I always thought you could just leave it out! But I it is a dairy product. . .

I was wondering how long it would be for this thread to re-appear!!:wah::wah:

I keep it in the fridge. It gets so hot here I think it would be a big mess if I left it out!

Also store extra in the freezer. A pound of butter lasts me a while.

NO SAY IT ISN'T SO, IT IS BACK...RUN AS FAST AND YOU CAN.. :wah: :wah:

This is very useful information, I know alot of people who keep their butter out.

I am glad the thread got ressurected!

In fact, I think someone should post in it once a week.

:wah: Oh, you can tell it's the weekend, the butter thread is out!

CheshireCat wrote: I keep it in the fridge. It gets so hot here I think it would be a big mess if I left it out!

Also store extra in the freezer. A pound of butter lasts me a while.
My best friends younger brother use to grad a quarter pound stick of butter and eat it like a candy bar.

Is he still alive..

[QUOTE]My best friends younger brother use to grad a quarter pound stick of butter and eat it like a candy bar.[/QUOTE]

My sister and I used to snack on butter, but we'd cut off of the "candy bar"

Ew, I still don't know how we did it. And, *looks around, pinches herself* I am alive! And, I am not overweight!

WOPPY "I was wondering how long it would be for this thread to re-appear!!"



Is this the BAD PENNY of FG threads? :wah:

Lulu2 wrote: WOPPY "I was wondering how long it would be for this thread to re-appear!!"





Is this the BAD PENNY of FG threads? :wah:No! Of course not. What could a butter thread be but light and fluffy? :p

Just READING the last posts made my arteries SLAM SHUT!:wah:

Lulu2 wrote: Just READING the last posts made my arteries SLAM SHUT!:wah:
Can you say Stint? Heeeee. Hey I see now they are starting to use stints in nasal passages instead of an operation.

mrsK wrote: I love this butter thread:-4

I had toast,BUTTER & vegemite for breakfast this morning:-6
I had some vegamite once. Not too shabby.

Damn STINTS can be used any where almost as good ad DUCT TAPE..:wah:

[QUOTE]Can you say Stint? Heeeee. Hey I see now they are starting to use stints in nasal passages instead of an operation.[/QUOTE]

Vegemite is a noxious substance which should be dropped on Osama bin Laden, once he's located!

:wah: :wah: I'm with you on this LULU2 our British friends and Auzzies may not like us any more but VEGEMITE is the worst tasting stuff.....

[QUOTE]Vegemite is a noxious substance which should be dropped on Osama bin Laden, once he's located! [/QUOTE]

OK, that's enough Lulu and Carla !!!! Them's fightin words and only some stylish bloodshed will appease my patriotic anger! I mean - do I laugh because you lot choose to mix peanut butter and jam er jelly?? ... Do I roll around the floor because you eat grits?? Do I crap myself with glee when you drink coca cola with your breakfast??? Nar, well okay, yes, but I laugh only in a really classy way. And of course the English get hilariously silly over that tannin drink. ...

I've lost me train of thought. Oh yeah.. I was gonna clobber you for takin the mickey out of that noble Australian institution, that amazing black gold, that veritable elixir of life... VEGEMITE. I wrote some immoral high poetry in honour of our national treasure once.. did I ever post that? Not that you deserve to be enlightened, elevated and inspired by my lofty insights.



Vegemite

When life's a royal pain in the a$$

And innards seethe with nasty gas

Kiss it better, make it right

Smear yer toast with vegemite

When folk around give you the sh$ts

And work is really mega pits

Bite the bullet, see the light

Hang in there with vegemite

This black brew puts hair on yer pex

And guarantees exotic s$x

It makes ya smile, it cures the blues

Goes really great with aussie booze

And if the world goes down the toilet

You'll still be smiling - no grot will spoilet

You know that in the darkest night

There's always pots of vegemite

Add it to your life - and bliss

Will come with every salty kiss.

Come on AuzziePam elevate me on the wonders of VEGEMITE mate I would rather eat dirt that Vegemite..:wah:

I added it to my previous post, Carla. Now how's about you step outside with me and I learn you some manners.. giggle. You wanna eat dirt.. biting the dust can be arranged. :sneaky:

AussiePam wrote: OK, that's enough Lulu and Carla !!!! Them's fightin words and only some stylish bloodshed will appease my patriotic anger! I mean - do I laugh because you lot choose to mix peanut butter and jam er jelly?? ... Do I roll around the floor because you eat grits?? Do I crap myself with glee when you drink coca cola with your breakfast??? Nar, well okay, yes, but I laugh only in a really classy way. And of course the English get hilariously silly over that tannin drink. ...

I've lost me train of thought. Oh yeah.. I was gonna clobber you for takin the mickey out of that noble Australian institution, that amazing black gold, that veritable elixir of life... VEGEMITE. I wrote some immoral high poetry in honour of our national treasure once.. did I ever post that? Not that you deserve to be enlightened, elevated and inspired by my lofty insights.



Vegemite

When life's a royal pain in the a$$

And innards seethe with nasty gas

Kiss it better, make it right

Smear yer toast with vegemite

When folk around give you the sh$ts

And work is really mega pits

Bite the bullet, see the light

Hang in there with vegemite

This black brew puts hair on yer pex

And guarantees exotic s$x

It makes ya smile, it cures the blues

Goes really great with aussie booze

And if the world goes down the toilet

You'll still be smiling - no grot will spoilet

You know that in the darkest night

There's always pots of vegemite

Add it to your life - and bliss

Will come with every salty kiss.


Now THATS what I'm talking about.

OH MY GOD! It has a SONG? VEGEMITE HAS A SONG?

You Aussies're an interesting lot! :wah: Perhaps it's something you need to experience IN UTERO? :wah:

Anyway, in the interest of "stylish bloodshed," (anything for a pal,) I've opened a vein and stopped the bleeding with a dab of......

(you've already guessed it.....) something to cauterize, sanitize and BURN MY FLESH!

(walks away mumbling....."I canNOT believe that noxious substance has its own song, fer criminey's sake!)

GUFFAW !!!! Well, Okie, if nobody else wants it, there'll just be more for me. Every cloud has a silver lining....

It's cold, windy, sleety and generally yuck here this Saturday arvo. I gotta hit the road again tomorrow early, so should be packing, I guess... I hate packing. Maybe a spoonful of vegemite will enable me to cruise through that painlessly - rather like Popeye getting his spinach ?????

i absolutely love vegemite. just as mrsk describes it, freshly toasted bread with butter and vegemite. heavenly!

mrsK wrote: 'Vegemite Song'..

We're happy little Vegemites

As bright as bright can be.

We all enjoy our Vegemite

For breakfast, lunch, and tea.

Our mother says we're growing

stronger every single week.

Because we love our Vegemite.

We all adore our Vegemite.

It puts a rose in every cheek!

:-6 :-6


Yes MrsK - that's the one!!! Grin. And it's good to know that Anastrophe has a rose in every cheek too.... giggle.

For Carla and Pinky :wah: :p

:wah: i knewwhen I returned from the yardwork this thread would be bumped.....

Cute Marie you will pay for this. Pinky and I will come up with something to torture(sp) with..:-5

[QUOTE]For Carla and Pinky [/QUOTE]

CARLA wrote: Cute Marie you will pay for this. Pinky and I will come up with something to torture(sp) with..:-5


Oh, o. I am shaking in my boots. :yh_worry :yh_nailbi

I think I have no worries...Cher's Buster and my trixie will protect me. So there.:rolleyes:

Marie5656 wrote: Oh, o. I am shaking in my boots. :yh_worry :yh_nailbi

I think I have no worries...Cher's Buster and my trixie will protect me. So there.:rolleyes:
Butter butter everywhere. I better go get some popcorn.

Now that, Okie, must get the prize for the most constructive offering in this dark and dastardly thread. Grin.

And will go down very well, as we watch Carla, Pinky and Chonsi chastise Marie - from our front row seats... should be a great show!!!

just checked the fridge, have to add butter to next weeks shopping list.

Butter cookies-reminded me of someone I miss........................

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BUTTER cookies? I've heard Chilean elephants will walk miles for a butter cookie.

Lulu2 wrote: BUTTER cookies? I've heard Chilean elephants will walk miles for a butter cookie.


And just how big, and what shape are these elephant's ears??

I think so too...................

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Asian elephants' ears look like a map of India.

African elephants' ears look like a map of Africa.

Chilean elephants' ears look like a jalapeno.

(I made up that last one. But it could work.....)

Lulu2 wrote: Asian elephants' ears look like a map of India.

African elephants' ears look like a map of Africa.

Chilean elephants' ears look like a jalapeno.

(I made up that last one. But it could work.....)


Oh, OK.:-3

What do these count as?:)

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STRUTH!!! Well we've all certainly drowned all unpleasantness, but I'm starting to feel kind of stalked - now it's by elephant ears, visions of Anastrophe dispensing trivia like handing out cocktail napkins, and I'm slip sliding all over bloody butter. This, on a Monday morning when I'm not even fortified by coffee!!! Dare I post a sneaky Smiley, or has it gotta be a smiley smiley.. Nar.. gimme :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

I can't believe it!! Pages and pages of it, and the topic is butter!!!!

I'm getting really worried about you all, PLEASE go and find something better to do. I've just remembered you have ............. there's been thousands of visits and entries to "A roll in the Hay". I despair!

meltonpie wrote: I can't believe it!! Pages and pages of it, and the topic is butter!!!!

I'm getting really worried about you all, PLEASE go and find something better to do. I've just remembered you have ............. there's been thousands of visits and entries to "A roll in the Hay". I despair!


Welcome to our world, Melton.

AussiePam wrote: STRUTH!!! Well we've all certainly drowned all unpleasantness, but I'm starting to feel kind of stalked - now it's by elephant ears, visions of Anastrophe dispensing trivia like handing out cocktail napkins, and I'm slip sliding all over bloody butter. This, on a Monday morning when I'm not even fortified by coffee!!! Dare I post a sneaky Smiley, or has it gotta be a smiley smiley.. Nar.. gimme :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:
I just made brekkers. And yes, its afternoon here. But its not my first meal of the day. Its just Karens morning. she has ner days and nights mixed up. I made an omelet earlier.. I made biscuits and gravy and bacon just now. You guessed it. we put butter on the biscuits. At least on a few.