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Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:08 am**

koochikoo wrote: Ok. Obviously my distraction didnt work. I'll try again.

HEY! LOOK OVER THERE!!

TLW *snigger snigger*

Where, Where??? :p

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:48 am**

TLW

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:28 pm**

Geesh........I leave for a bit and someone thinks they can just walk right in and take........TLW..........NOT! :p

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:08 pm**

Lil~Basco wrote: Geesh........I leave for a bit and someone thinks they can just walk right in and take........TLW..........NOT! :p

Ya think?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------- TLW! :wah:

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:09 pm**

Rapunzel wrote: Ya think? ............................................................................................. TLW! :wah:

I think...............NOT! :p TLW

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:12 pm**

Lil~Basco wrote: I think...............NOT! :p TLW

Ya think?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------- TLW! :wah:

hehehehehe :yh_rotfl

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:20 pm**

Rapunzel wrote: Ya think?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------- TLW! :wah:

hehehehehe :yh_rotfl

TLW is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:41 pm**

:driving: Beep, beep....out of my way! :p TLW!

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:47 pm**

Lil~Basco wrote: :driving: Beep, beep....out of my way! :p TLW!

Note the saying on Lil's button!! :wah:

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:50 pm**

cars wrote: Note the saying on Lil's button!! :wah:
isn't that the truth with all us females cars?! :p TLW!

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:51 pm**

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:55 pm**

SOJOURNER wrote: TLW

Spring is just around the corner!

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:59 pm**

cars wrote: Spring is just around the corner!

Can't you just about smell the green............................ :-6

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:35 pm**

yes.....after mowing it! :rolleyes: TLW!

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:24 pm**

Lil~Basco wrote: yes.....after mowing it! :rolleyes: TLW!

That time is coming soon................... :-6

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:34 pm**

Ladies !!! While cars (who's here in spy mode) is outta earshot, lemme fill you in on what's behind this thread. What's really going down here!!! Just between us, it's an evil plot hatched by the male establishment of this forum to keep us gals amused and out of the way of the serious boy business being dealt with elsewhere in threads like Excruciating Puns, Paris Riots, God hates Flags, Most Kissable Lips. They know that we stylish, gorgeous, feisty new age gals won't settle merely for shopping channels or menopause=mustaches, so the devious drongos appeal to our competitive instincts. Gals do like to be winners - and although LC, BR and moi - at very least - know we're perfectly capable of kicking their sorry a#@es in any kinda combat mode - barehanded or with uzis - when it comes to the gift of the gab, all girls are in front all the way. And this means we will abandon our kitchens, put down our knitting, leave the hunky sexy bronzed aussie lifeguards alone and palely loitering, sacrifice anything, go to any lengths, bust our balls to get TLW.

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:38 pm**

AussiePam wrote: Ladies !!! While cars (who's here in spy mode) is outta earshot, lemme fill you in on what's behind this thread. What's really going down here!!! Just between us, it's an evil plot hatched by the male establishment of this forum to keep us gals amused and out of the way of the serious boy business being dealt with elsewhere in threads like Excruciating Puns, Paris Riots, God hates Flags, Most Kissable Lips. They know that we stylish, gorgeous, feisty new age gals won't settle merely for shopping channels or menopause=mustaches, so the devious drongos appeal to our competitive instincts. Gals do like to be winners - and although LC, BR and moi - at very least - know we're perfectly capable of kicking their sorry a#@es in any kinda combat mode - barehanded or with uzis - when it comes to the gift of the gab, all girls are in front all the way. And this means we will abandon our kitchens, put down our knitting, leave the hunky sexy bronzed aussie lifeguards alone and palely loitering, sacrifice anything, go to any lengths, bust our balls to get TLW.

Oh Pam, you have hit the nail right on the head!

TLW

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:46 pm**

And Sojo, you look pretty handy with that golfclub too!!!!! TLW

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:54 pm**

AussiePam wrote: And Sojo, you look pretty handy with that golfclub too!!!!! TLW

I hope to become most proficient with it............. TLW

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:57 pm**

Let's call a truce.... you go outside and whack a few little white spheroids. And I'll go outside and ride a few little white-crested waves.. and she'll be apples. TLW

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:25 pm**

AussiePam wrote: Let's call a truce.... you go outside and whack a few little white spheroids. And I'll go outside and ride a few little white-crested waves.. and she'll be apples. TLW

That sounds like a real plan. See you later. Remember your suntan lotion. TLW

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:23 pm**

This thread is insuperable....TLW!

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:40 pm**

Oh yeah....everyone's out, or sleeping, or whatever....BR tiptoes in, silently snags TLW and stealthily creeps back out....

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:09 am**

Insuperable is not really a word in my vocabulary...

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:55 am**

silently she moves -- step by step -- unbeknowst to all who rest in untroubled sleep**

TLW !

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:56 am**

And as fer untroubled sleep..... maniacal laugh

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:58 am**

AussiePam wrote: And as fer untroubled sleep..... maniacal laugh

*foiled again by stealth shadow of AussiePam*

I see you girl! I know you are there! I've got me TLW

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:04 am**

Aussie kids' rhyme

Round and round the Garden

Like a teddy bear

One step, two step

Dance in your underwear

TLW

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:08 am**

You're getting sleepy Pam..........

Your eyelids are getting heavy...........

You can relax now.

Breathe deep, close your eyes and sleep will welcome you..................

so that I can have TLW !

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:14 am**

The night is yet young here, Sojo - a bit after 8pm... and although I've been out in the sun, walking and swimming my Sunday arvo away, I'm not quite ready to pack things in yet a bit. But, I'm in a generous mood, and herewith offer you - no strings attached - tlw.

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:21 am**

I very well may have to let you have it, but morning is coming here and I'll get you then! tlw

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:28 am**

It is a cold, windy, Sunday morning here in England. Having turned on the gas fire for her cat who was sat staring miserably at an unlit hearth, Theia turns to the TLW thread and decides it is time to create order from chaos...only people with the initial t can claim TLW today, she announces slyly and in the knowledge that tmbsgrl seems to be away...

TLW

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:01 am**

theia wrote: It is a cold, windy, Sunday morning here in England. Having turned on the gas fire for her cat who was sat staring miserably at an unlit hearth, Theia turns to the TLW thread and decides it is time to create order from chaos...only people with the initial t can claim TLW today, she announces slyly and in the knowledge that tmbsgrl seems to be away...

TLW

It is beautiful where I am. The sun is shining brightly and there's not a cloud in the cerulean blue sky! The grass is lush and green (it needs mowing!

) and the trees are swaying in the breeze. You could say it's the beginning of spring at last.................. except its absolutely bloody freezing out! Brrr!

So I'm admiring its beauty from indoors and have sent hubby out for a pint of milk so I can have a cup of tea! Tee hee hee

Bless him! And on behalf of hubby, whose initial is T.............I claim TLW!

teeheeheeheehee :wah:

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:13 am**

theia wrote: It is a cold, windy, Sunday morning here in England. Having turned on the gas fire for her cat who was sat staring miserably at an unlit hearth, Theia turns to the TLW thread and decides it is time to create order from chaos...only people with the initial t can claim TLW today, she announces slyly and in the knowledge that tmbsgrl seems to be away...

TLW

You wield this this type of power me lady ? You claim ownership upon the words of another ? You desire authority over the land of the last word ? By what decree do you make this proclomation Cornlander ?

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:41 am**

Morning to y'all! :-6 Hmmmm..I see everyone is still after TLW. :-2

Never fear, Basco is here to take TLW back!

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:10 am**

theia wrote: It is a cold, windy, Sunday morning here in England. Having turned on the gas fire for her cat who was sat staring miserably at an unlit hearth, Theia turns to the TLW thread and decides it is time to create order from chaos...only people with the initial t can claim TLW today, she announces slyly and in the knowledge that tmbsgrl seems to be away...

TLW

Narrowing the playing field I see........................ No matter! The (t for the) Great SoJo is here to type TLW...............

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:25 am**

koochikoo wrote: Hi guys, I've come to take my TLW back. Thanks for looking after it for me :yh_wink

No, Koochikioo. Thank YOU for holding it for ME!

tlw

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:59 am**

Tlw!

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:24 am**

SOJOURNER wrote: No, Koochikioo. Thank YOU for holding it for ME!

tlw

Nope! Thank you..................from Me!!! ((((((TLW))))))

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:04 pm**

koochikoo....I see you..........

aren't having the TLW for long!

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:19 pm**

mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:24 pm**

yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:33 pm**

koochikoo wrote: Nope nope nope nope nope.

This could go on all day if we let it. We are both adults. I say we stop now. Right here. At this very post. No more. Let this be the last word on it. Waddya say :yh_wink
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.............it's MINE! TLW!

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:39 pm**

Hey... that was worth waking up for.... We - the gorgeous goddess ladies of TLW land - have been visitated by two drop dead adorable Hunks - Nomad and Wolverine!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Nomad seems to have his Hollywood Movie Mogul hat on - can a casting couch be far behind? (As fer Far - he does have a cute one!!! But I digress....) Theia, me old mate, what part of 'pam' are you contending doesn't start with the letter 't'.???? Please feel free to step outside this little thread and explain it to me....... tlw

(Back off Basco and KK!!!) tlw

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:43 pm**

AussiePam wrote: Hey... that was worth waking up for.... We - the gorgeous goddess ladies of TLW land - have been visitated by two drop dead adorable Hunks - Nomad and Wolverine!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Nomad seems to have his Hollywood Movie Mogul hat on - can a casting couch be far behind? (As fer Far - he does have a cute one!!! But I digress....) Theia, me old mate, what part of 'pam' are you contending doesn't start with the letter 't'.???? Please feel free to step outside this little thread and explain it to me....... tlw

(Back off Basco and KK!!!) tlw
Usurper!!

thanks for the compliment, Dundee.

MINE!