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Nomad wrote: Yes of course Ray. Outstanding question. This reminds me of the time I was in Nairobe during the great sandstorm of 73. I wandered that damned desert for 3 long years with only my mule and my harmonica to keep me company. I hope this helps.


Yes.. that was very helpful..

Raymond

Nomad wrote: 7 cords.


hmm.. that's more than I would have thought...

Raymond

Nomad wrote: Which moon Ray ? Pluto's moon ? Jupiter ? The moon of Jabberwocky ? I need more info.


The earths moon.. that big white thing up in the night sky.. you can even see it in Nairobi..

Raymond

Captain Ray wrote: I watch on t.v. the talking heads talking about "international law." I don't think there is such a thing.. there is no internatianal law that I know of.. do you know different?



Raymond




Another great question Ray. Your just a bundle of energy arent ya ?

International law is like when you sail 12 miles (19 fathoms for the novices) and then the seas are yours. Little know Nomad factoid. Not only am I a mad scientist, Im also a part time pirate. I guess what Im getting at is I make my own International law when I slip that eyepatch out and put my bird on the shoulder. Sure hes dead and I had him stuffed but so what ? Im a pirate dag nabbit. Harrr !

Captain Ray wrote: hmm.. that's more than I would have thought...



Raymond




Sure. That surprises everyone that asks me that. Those woodchucks are as busy as......well a beaver.

Captain Ray wrote: The earths moon.. that big white thing up in the night sky.. you can even see it in Nairobi..



Raymond






Im sorry. What were we talking about ?

Cheese of course. What a dolt. Yes Id like some cheese, thank you.

Nomad wrote: Another great question Ray. Your just a bundle of energy arent ya ?

International law is like when you sail 12 miles (19 fathoms for the novices) and then the seas are yours. Little know Nomad factoid. Not only am I a mad scientist, Im also a part time pirate. I guess what Im getting at is I make my own International law when I slip that eyepatch out and put my bird on the shoulder. Sure hes dead and I had him stuffed but so what ? Im a pirate dag nabbit. Harrr !


Argh!!

I'm with you mate! I love the sea!!



Raymond

Nomad, why do I like Captain Ray so much already?

valerie wrote: Nomad, why do I like Captain Ray so much already?








Hes a pirate. And you like bad boys.

Whatcha gonna do?

Argh!!! 8^)

Raymond

Nomad wrote: Another great question Ray. Your just a bundle of energy arent ya ?

International law is like when you sail 12 miles (19 fathoms for the novices) and then the seas are yours. Little know Nomad factoid. Not only am I a mad scientist, Im also a part time pirate. I guess what Im getting at is I make my own International law when I slip that eyepatch out and put my bird on the shoulder. Sure hes dead and I had him stuffed but so what ? Im a pirate dag nabbit. Harrr !


Isn't a fathom a depth and not a length?

Raymond

Captain Ray wrote: Argh!!! 8^)



Raymond




Milk it Ray. Milk it like theres no tommorrow !

Captain Ray wrote: Isn't a fathom a depth and not a length?



Raymond






@*!* !!!

pirates are a band of brothers man

ixnay on the fathom stuff

Nomad wrote: @*!* !!!

pirates are a band of brothers man

ixnay on the fathom stuff


k

Raymond

HARRRR Matey !















Val just eats that stuff up

Val... runs in with spoon...

You guys are funny!! I have a feeling that Nomad does not know the difference between a bowline and a clove-hitch!! Pirate indeed! LOL



Pillaging and plundering is best left to the professionals! :p

Raymond

ola

back home safely & ask of his nomadness

condense & catch me up on the playground antics

who's left

who's back

who's awol

whats the best topic over the fortnight

who's contribution made an impact

who's being a bitch

who's being headhunted

who's sulking

who's got good news

who's got highest score in the arcade

& did you get the waterfall

Nomad wrote: Yes of course Ray. Outstanding question. This reminds me of the time I was in Nairobe during the great sandstorm of 73. I wandered that damned desert for 3 long years with only my mule and my harmonica to keep me company. I hope this helps.


You're NUTS.........:-4

Why is it that grass smells when its been cut but doesnt smell the rest of the time?

What makes the 'sound' of waves on the sea shore ?

An ant and a blind spider are on opposite corners of a cube. The ant is stationary and the spider moves at random from one corner to another along the edges only. What is the expected number of turns before the spider reaches the ant?

Nomad, have you ever had a same-sex experience?

cherandbuster wrote: Nomad, have you ever had a same-sex experience?




In a sense I spose. Ive had sex with myself many many many many many many many times.

With another man, no never. Same sex partners dont bother me though. I dont think I embrace it like I would a man woman relationship. I might feel uncomfortable at a same sex wedding, but its not something I worry about too much. My life is a full time job. Ill let others tend to their own lives without passing judgement. Im not wise enough to pass judgement on others especially considering all of the mistakes Ive made in my own life.

Live and let live.

sunny104 wrote: An ant and a blind spider are on opposite corners of a cube. The ant is stationary and the spider moves at random from one corner to another along the edges only. What is the expected number of turns before the spider reaches the ant?




Why do you hurt me this way sunshine ? :wah:

Captain Ray wrote: You guys are funny!! I have a feeling that Nomad does not know the difference between a bowline and a clove-hitch!! Pirate indeed! LOL







Pillaging and plundering is best left to the professionals! :p



Raymond




Pirates dont need to know that stuff ! I do my pirating on a jetski. Hellooooo. PFT !

Argg!!

Raymond

Pinky wrote: Hey Pirate Captain Ray! You got any treasure over there?


well.. yeah.. I have some treasure.. but this is Nomads thread.. he's the one that is supposed to answer the questions.

I'll tell you what.. if you rub my tummy.. I will tell you anything you want to know!

Raymond

Pinky wrote: Which is better?

Chocolate cake or lemon cheesecake?




Only a novice pie eater would ask such an obviously rookie question. Well in the benefit of educating you pinkster.......chocolate layer cake of course. Many layers. A torte perhaps. With a touch of almond paste added to the frosting.

Bez wrote: Why is it that grass smells when its been cut but doesnt smell the rest of the time?



What makes the 'sound' of waves on the sea shore ?




You know theyre making a Hollywood movie about me right ?

Its tentatively set for a Christmas release. The plot is like this. I work for Fed Ex. Im flying overseas to demonstrate the importance of our delivery system. Midair the plane meets heavy weather and the plane goes down. Im the only survivor. I land on a deserted island and Im there for 3 yrs. I dont want to give the whole story away but its based heavily on actual events of my life.

So now you know.

Nomad wrote: You know theyre making a Hollywood movie about me right ?

Its tentatively set for a Christmas release. The plot is like this. I work for Fed Ex. Im flying overseas to demonstrate the importance of our delivery system. Midair the plane meets heavy weather and the plane goes down. Im the only survivor. I land on a deserted island and Im there for 3 yrs. I dont want to give the whole story away but its based heavily on actual events of my life.

So now you know.


Dude.. they already did that one.. Castaway with Tom Hanks...



Argg!!



Raymond

Captain Ray wrote: Dude.. they already did that one.. Castaway with Tom Hanks...





Argg!!







Raymond




WHAT !

Im calling my agent ! :-5

That Tom Hanks.. what a bastard!! You should sue!!

Raymond

Captain Ray wrote: That Tom Hanks.. what a bastard!! You should sue!!



Raymond




That movie slut is goin down !

Nomad wrote: That movie slut is goin down !


I hope you get him good!! I never liked that guy!! Of course you have about as much chance of winning in court against Tom Hanks as Brad Pitt and Andrelia JoeLi have of raising a well adjusted child...

Good Luck!

Raymond

capsicum


That word is just funny to say.. go ahead.. say it out loud.. it's just funny!!



Raymond

Nomad wrote: WHAT !

Im calling my agent ! :-5


You ARE your agent ........remember ? You didn't want to pay any numb skull idiot sitting on their fat **** 10%....remember ??? :rolleyes:

Nomad wrote: You know theyre making a Hollywood movie about me right ?

Its tentatively set for a Christmas release. The plot is like this. I work for Fed Ex. Im flying overseas to demonstrate the importance of our delivery system. Midair the plane meets heavy weather and the plane goes down. Im the only survivor. I land on a deserted island and Im there for 3 yrs. I dont want to give the whole story away but its based heavily on actual events of my life.

So now you know.


Nomad, that reminds me of an adventure I had when I was much younger. There was this twister, see..and I did not make it to the storm cellar. You with me? I got hit in the head with a window frame, and ended up in this beautiful countryside. Funny thing, my real life was all sepia toned, and the beautiful place had many colors. There were little people, witches, and this road made of yellow bricks!! I had to go find the Wizard who ran the land to find my way back home! I found three travel companions on the way, and we all went together. And my little dog, too!

It was a great adventure, which I remember to this day.

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

who invented the word ding-dong?

Clancy wrote: It's been widely rumoured, that you post using a laptop from under your quilt to avoid detection. Is this true?

And if that's true, Is this you?

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/bed.here




Interesting, Clancy. Very interesting.

What is this road we are on, and where does it end?

Is stupid really as stupid does, or is it a clever ploy to cover some sinister conspiracy. :yh_nailbi