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My beloved said "Nothing is more expensive than free."



Your thoughts?

wize woman

Nomad, are you truly as sick, twisted, impure, and mentally unstable as we all make you out to be?

cherandbuster wrote: Nomad, are you truly as sick, twisted, impure, and mentally unstable as we all make you out to be?


Very endearing Cher. Have a lovely day.

Oh Nomie you know I'm crazy for you:-4

I have sick, twisted and impure thoughts of you all the time:sneaky:

cherandbuster wrote: Oh Nomie you know I'm crazy for you:-4



I have sick, twisted and impure thoughts of you all the time:sneaky:




Well ok then. :sneaky:

Accountable wrote: My beloved said "Nothing is more expensive than free."



Your thoughts?


Free more often than not comes with strings and attachments so beware. A certain amount of cynisism is healthy however, too much retards growth individually and in societies as a whole. Its a slippery slope.

buttercup wrote: wize woman




THIS IS NOT A QUESTION...YOUR WALKING VERY NEAR THE EDGE SCOT GIRL.

Dont make me come over there.













:p :-4

sunny104 wrote: When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?




Crystal.

Aisling wrote: who invented the word ding-dong?


The little people.

Clancy wrote: It's been widely rumoured, that you post using a laptop from under your quilt to avoid detection. Is this true?



And if that's true, Is this you?



http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/bed.here


I knew you guys had cameras. :-3 Ill find them and destroy them !:-5

Marie5656 wrote: What is this road we are on, and where does it end?






Stop. Look about. Every moment of your life is a part of the journey. If you see flowers, smell them, if you see a mother and child, take the vision in and breathe the miracle. Every single moment is something.

As for the end ? Thats the beauty, if there were no end as we know it the flowers wouldnt have the same charm would they ?

Accountable wrote: Is stupid really as stupid does, or is it a clever ploy to cover some sinister conspiracy. :yh_nailbi




















Ive got a 4th of July special on tinfoil hats my friend. Big blowout get em while you can. Very effective for ordinary conspiracies.

Nomad, is it true that you are a legend in your own mind?

cherandbuster wrote: Nomad, is it true that you are a legend in your own mind?




No. Most days I have to convince myself its ok for me to even be.

What kind of girlie things do you do to pamper yourself?

If you have a secret cave that lots of people find out about, do you think it would be a good idea to dig out a back door, call it a tunnel, and charge a toll?

If a burglar cleans up behind himself, leaving the house cleaner than when he arrived, isn't it worth losing the silver set?

How high can you jump, should I say jump and you ask how high?

Are you here??

Hey it's a question....:sneaky:

Accountable;333402 wrote: What kind of girlie things do you do to pamper yourself?


I like those powder puffy things. Theyre soft and they smell good. That and a really sexy girdle.

Accountable;532212 wrote: If you have a secret cave that lots of people find out about, do you think it would be a good idea to dig out a back door, call it a tunnel, and charge a toll?




$1.25 please.

Accountable;532215 wrote: If a burglar cleans up behind himself, leaving the house cleaner than when he arrived, isn't it worth losing the silver set?


Thanks. Im leaving the doors unlocked from now on.

WonderWendy3;532580 wrote: Are you here??



Hey it's a question....:sneaky:




Look behind you.

How much Tinfoil do you get through a week.

pantsonfire321@aol.com;532825 wrote: How much Tinfoil do you get through a week.




It depends yourpantsareonfire. If Lulu is logged on Ill go through 250 yards in one day easy.

Nomad, when wearing "tin foil".....is it best to wear it 'shinny side out' or is it just a personal preference/fashion statement choice?:-2

I'm confused about the tin foil, can you explain please??

and I don't see you behind me! Where didja go so fast?

Why does my head hurt?

RhondaLu;532838 wrote: Nomad, when wearing "tin foil".....is it best to wear it 'shinny side out' or is it just a personal preference/fashion statement choice?:-2




You silly ! The reflective side out. Duh ! :p

[quote=WonderWendy3;532839]I'm confused about the tin foil, can you explain please??



and I don't see you behind me! Where didja go so fast?



Why does my head hurt?



I have that effect on women.

As a mad scientist with patents pending Im unable to reveal my secrets at this time.

Nomad;532844 wrote: [quote=WonderWendy3;532839]I'm confused about the tin foil, can you explain please??



and I don't see you behind me! Where didja go so fast?



Why does my head hurt?



I have that effect on women.

As a mad scientist with patents pending Im unable to reveal my secrets at this time.


How does your *paten pend*?:D

RhondaLu;532856 wrote: [quote=Nomad;532844]



How does your *paten pend*?:D


If the wind is blowing it pends.

What do they call those plastic things on the end of my shoestrings?

If I'm budgeting on a shoestring, will it help if I have one of those plastic things?

How come shoestring potatoes don't have little plastic ends?

Where do they sell potato shoes?

If I earn more money, will I then budget on a shoe, or is it another term?

I'm thinking of investing in Florsheim. What do you think?

Do Fish get cramps after they eat?

When a cow laughs does milk come out of it's nose??

Nomad;532861 wrote: [quote=RhondaLu;532856]



If the wind is blowing it pends.
Does it pend to the right or left?

Can ducks quack in multiple languages?



If so, Which ones?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways???

Potatoes and shoes and the little plastic thingies on the end, these are the questions that have been plagueing mankind since near the beginning of the discovery of potatoes and shoes. Which by the way were both discovered by my great great great great grandmother Gertrude Josephine Annabelle Taterwatser.

Wars have been fought, governments toppled, churches dissolved. All over a spud and a pair of Nike's.

The Civil War ? It started over whether to fry or roast the potatoes. True story.

So in a nutshell Id have to say if you ever go camping and get bitten by a tick, make sure you dont leave the head in when you pull it out. I hope this helps.

RhondaLu;532878 wrote: [quote=Nomad;532861]

Does it pend to the right or left?




Straight as an arrow unless it senses friendly territory. Then its all over the place. Willy nilly.

Fibonacci;532879 wrote: Can ducks quack in multiple languages?



If so, Which ones?


Sudanese, Namibian and English. Not sure why but for sure just those 3.

WonderWendy3;532881 wrote: Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways???


The answer lies within the question. Seek and you shall destroy your mind. Be wise little one in that you wish for.

WonderWendy3;532876 wrote: Do Fish get cramps after they eat?


They get bloated and gassy. Thus the fishy odor.

WonderWendy3;532877 wrote: When a cow laughs does milk come out of it's nose??




Does beer shoot out your nose when you have an epiphany ?



Of course.

Nomad;532885 wrote: [quote=RhondaLu;532878]





Straight as an arrow unless it senses friendly territory. Then its all over the place. Willy nilly.


I see, so it kind of 'depends'