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Tlw
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:25 pm
by Wolverine
Lil~Basco wrote: Wolvie baby....not Dorkville........never!

*Basco reaches over and strokes wolvies beautiful hair* :-4
TLW!
*giggling like the village idiot*
Tlw
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:28 pm
by Lil~Basco
Wolverine wrote: *giggling like the village idiot*
*Basco looks at Wolvie with her green eyes and bats her eyelashes*
I luv your lil giggle big boy!
TLW!
Tlw
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:30 pm
by Wolverine
Lil~Basco wrote: *Basco looks at Wolvie with her green eyes and bats her eyelashes*
I luv your lil giggle big boy!
TLW!
*faints dead away*
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:32 pm
by Lil~Basco
Wolverine wrote: *faints dead away*
*Basco starts CPR*
TLW!
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:37 pm
by Wolverine
Lil~Basco wrote: *Basco starts CPR*
TLW!
*thinking to self, "This couldn't have worked any better!"*
Grabs Basco and lays the deepest, most passionate, slobberiest kiss she's ever gotten.

Tlw
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:42 pm
by Lil~Basco
Wolverine wrote: *thinking to self, "This couldn't have worked any better!"*
Grabs Basco and lays the deepest, most passionate, slobberiest kiss she's ever gotten.

*WooHoo, ...and doesn't fight it fer a minute!* :-4
Ok now....back to the game thread.........

TLW!*I think?*
Tlw
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:43 pm
by Wolverine
Lil~Basco wrote: *WooHoo, ...and doesn't fight it fer a minute!* :-4
Ok now....back to the game thread.........

TLW!*I think?*
yep. you win.
Tlw
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:45 pm
by Lil~Basco
Wolverine wrote: yep. you win.
and the prize is? TLW?
Tlw
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:49 pm
by Wolverine
Lil~Basco wrote: and the prize is? TLW?
i... er... well... uhmmm.... never had a gal ask for a prize b4
Tlw
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:04 pm
by Lil~Basco
Wolverine wrote: i... er... well... uhmmm.... never had a gal ask for a prize b4
wrapped in a red bow would be a nice prize! :sneaky:
TLW!
Tlw
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:17 pm
by Wolverine
Lil~Basco wrote: wrapped in a red bow would be a nice prize! :sneaky:
TLW!
*Thud!!*
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:42 am
by theia
* theia rushes in and grabs little TLW and quickly puts her hands over his little ears. She carries him off muttering words like "disgraceful" and "shame" and "whatever next"... *
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:40 am
by Lil~Basco
Wow theia.....you've had the last word for a long time.........
But it's MINE now! TLW

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:42 am
by theia
Yes, Lil, it was a long time, wasn't it?
:sneaky:
TLW
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:24 am
by theia
Yes, but I see it as my duty, JAB...when everyone else ignores poor little tlw, I'm there for him when it matters
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:26 am
by theia
Sorry JAB :-5
I completely missed the point and I deleted my post whilst you were responding to it :-5
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:42 am
by AussiePam
Some mad ForumGardeners - I've heard
Take this thread to lengths quite absurd
They'll leave sleep or beer
Just to creep back in here
Like addicts, to have the last word!
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:43 pm
by cars
Hi all, just got back from the BEACH about 1/2 hr ago. Wow was it hot!! "90" degrees in the shade, but there was a slight breeze to make it comfortably pleasant!

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:26 pm
by Lil~Basco
cars wrote: Hi all, just got back from the BEACH about 1/2 hr ago. Wow was it hot!! "90" degrees in the shade, but there was a slight breeze to make it comfortably pleasant!

May the sand fleas encroach your swimming trunks....that's if'n you were wearing any! :p *Cold up North with lake effect snow on the way*

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:33 pm
by Jives
Does everyone realize that this thread cannot end until the forum is closed down, and when it is, only the last person to post will ever know who won?:wah:
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:37 pm
by Lil~Basco
Jives wrote: Does everyone realize that this thread cannot end until the forum is closed down, and when it is, only the last person to post will ever know who won?:wah:
Really? Who would of thunk it..........
Ahhhh...just a nice way to chat with nice folks like you Jives!
Oh yeah......TLW!

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:38 pm
by Jives
Lil~Basco wrote:
Ahhhh...just a nice way to chat with nice folks like you Jives!
Oh yeah......TLW!
LOL. Awww...that's nice of you. (Jives blushes.)
Oh yeah......TLW!
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:50 pm
by AussiePam
Jives wrote: Does everyone realize that this thread cannot end until the forum is closed down, and when it is, only the last person to post will ever know who won?:wah:
Now cars, Lil~Basco and Theia
Who've set up a campsite in heia
Better run for their lives
As Philosopher Jives
Provokes existentialist feia
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:58 pm
by AussiePam
A feisty young woman called JAB
Thought having the last word was fab
But Pam was the winner
And had her for dinner
Poor JAB became barbied kebab
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:31 pm
by Rapunzel
AussiePam wrote: A feisty young woman called JAB
Thought having the last word was fab
But Pam was the winner
And had her for dinner
Poor JAB became barbied kebab
LMAO!! I'll hold TLW fer ya Jab!

hehe

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:57 pm
by AussiePam
Two onto one's a bit shitty
But you're still gonna fail. So tough titty!!!
At the last posting snatch
You gals just met your match
'Bugger off' is the theme of this ditty
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:26 pm
by Jives
There once was an Aussie named Pam,
who was quite good at the quick-witted slam,
But Jives trumped her card,
and she took it hard,
So now poor Pam's on the lam!:D
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:42 pm
by Rapunzel
AussiePam wrote: Two onto one's a bit shitty
But you're still gonna fail. So tough titty!!!
At the last posting snatch
You gals just met your match
'Bugger off' is the theme of this ditty
hehehehehe
Aussie Pam, don't get in a snit
Whilst writing each hilarious 'en dit'
TLW's mine
And being looked after fine
And we don't need your help - not a bit! :p

:wah:
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:45 pm
by Rapunzel
koochikoo wrote: This thread is becoming absurd
Are only poets now preferred?
I'll tell ya what, honey
You'll get a run for ya money
Coz I can rhyme, too -The Last Word!:D
Now don't bring your fancy ways here
I thought I'd made this very clear
TLW's still mine
And still looked after fine
Now go on over to Bothwells for beer! :wah:

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:55 pm
by AussiePam
Jives wrote: There once was an Aussie named Pam,
who was quite good a the quick-witted slam,
But Jives trumped her card,
and she took it hard,
So now poor Pam's on the lam!:D
Ah Jives - Pam replies with a snigger
You're a very brave man, Sport, I figure
To give that kinda sass
To this bold aussie lass
Your mouth may be big. My gun's bigger!!!
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:02 pm
by AussiePam
To Rapunzel and sweet Koookikooo
I gotta take five, and shoot through
So have fun - for a while
I'll be back (scary smile!!)
And then you'll all be in deeeep poo !!
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:19 pm
by Rapunzel
koochikoo wrote: You'd better quit while you're ahead
And listen to what I just said
TLW's mine
And he's being looked after fine
YOU go to Bothwells' instead!
Now look here, my dear, sweet child
Like your Tazzy, I'm gettin' wild
Leave TLW with me
Cos he's happy you see
So don't mess with me when I'm riled! :p

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:19 pm
by lady cop
there once was an Aussie named Pam, gamely with penguins she swam....she hangs out in the pub, but AH! there's the rub!...to the outback she wandered, her talent was squandered, as the sun:-6 baked away all her glam! .....(OK OK, it's not iambic pentameter) :p
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:22 pm
by Rapunzel
koochikoo wrote: Excuse me, I don't wanna trouble you
But I'd like to take back TLW
I don't want to get aggressive
But I can be quite possessive
HAha! Now it's mine again! Adieu...
Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu and Goodbye
Don't take TLW, don't try
He's mine for the night
And if you pick a fight
I'm sorry, but I'll just make you cry!

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:32 pm
by cars
You know Rapunzel, I kind of like that "Imaginary Wealth" wall paper! :rolleyes:
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:32 pm
by Rapunzel
AussiePam wrote: To Rapunzel and sweet Koookikooo
I gotta take five, and shoot through
So have fun - for a while
I'll be back (scary smile!!)
And then you'll all be in deeeep poo !!
AussiePam , take five and have fun
Your time with TLW is done
He's coming home with me
For a sleepover, you see
So toodle-pip, cheerio and bye hun!

:p :wah:
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:33 pm
by Rapunzel
cars wrote: You know Rapunzel, I kind of like that "Imaginary Wealth" wall paper! :rolleyes:
Thanks cars! It just makes me chuckle every time I see it!
(Probably cos it's the nearest I'll ever get to winning the lottery! hehe)

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:34 pm
by cars
Wow, I got overposted before I even got up there! :wah:
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:35 pm
by cars
Rapunzel wrote: Thanks cars! It just makes me chuckle every time I see it!
(Probably cos it's the nearest I'll ever get to winning the lottery! hehe)
You & me both, but I keep buying those darn tickets anyway, you never know, you know!

Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:40 pm
by Rapunzel
koochikoo wrote: Now them's fighting words I assume
I must ask you to get on your broom
Coz you've made a blunder
He's staying here down under
I'll thank you to now leave the room
Fighting words, but I meant them in fun
I don't want to upset anyone
TLW's yours now, but I fear
He's got chronic and constant diarrhoea
And you're on Cleanup Patrol! Night hun!

:p :wah: :yh_rotfl
Tlw
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:44 pm
by Jives
koochikoo wrote: Excuse me, I don't wanna trouble you
But I'd like to take back TLW
I don't want to get aggressive
But I can be quite possessive
HAha! Now it's mine again! Adieu...
LOL! Rhyming "W" with "trouble you"...brilliant!
:D