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Finish the sentence

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:22 pm
by Fibonacci
myself right here and :D!



Monkeys often throw...........

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:27 pm
by Lulu2
....whatever's at hand to discourage bad behavior from zoo patrons.

Something I love about men is..................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:46 pm
by theia
Lulu2;532353 wrote: ....whatever's at hand to discourage bad behavior from zoo patrons.

Something I love about men is..................


something I keep to myself



We'll run for our....................................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:47 pm
by Marie5656
theia;532394 wrote:

We'll run for our....................................




...lives if those monkeys start throwing things at us.



Tomorrow I am going to.......

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:51 pm
by theia
Marie5656;532395 wrote: ...lives if those monkeys start throwing things at us.



Tomorrow I am going to.......


Disney World (?)



Daffodils are.........................................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:53 pm
by Marie5656
theia;532398 wrote:



Daffodils are.........................................


Yellow



In outer space......

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:57 pm
by theia
Marie5656;532402 wrote: Yellow



In outer space......


there isn't a lot of inner



My, how time.........................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:59 pm
by theia
pompom;532405 wrote: ...no-one can see you eating ice-cream.



Because we walk on 2 legs we ...


don't need three



When I get tired, I.............................................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:12 pm
by theia
pompom;532417 wrote: ...tend to talk bollocks, said pompom, about herself. :D



If only they could ...


understand me when I do, said theia, about herself :wah:



Why do I always..............................?

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:16 pm
by theia
pompom;532423 wrote: (^ :wah: )



...put myself down, there are enough ****ers to do it for me! :-5



Can you believe it - I've ...


just done it again :-5



I am as good as................................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:32 pm
by theia
pompom;532430 wrote: ...new. :p



When shall we ever ...


learn that life really is just a bowl of cherries?



Talking of fruit.............................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:39 pm
by theia
pompom;532443 wrote: ...what a coincidence.

Many's the time I thought ...


about synchronised swimming



And furthermore.....................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:44 pm
by theia
pompom;532449 wrote: ...I promised never to mention it again!



Oh dear, do you think ...


I can actually stop myself?



I would say you'll have a ................................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:50 pm
by theia
pompom;532455 wrote: ...ghost of a chance.



Taking things literally ...


and in a sort of happenstance kind of way.



That's the spirit,.....

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:53 pm
by theia
pompom;532466 wrote: ...what? You mean you're on the vodka again?



Kindly adjust your opinions before leaving the ...




theatre



I must be off to................................

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:20 pm
by Accountable
pompom;532472 wrote: ...the south of France quite soon - a bientot! (no accents here :( )





Pip pip ...
.. has anyone seen Pip?



He slipped his leash and ..........

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:24 pm
by WonderWendy3
Accountable;532491 wrote: .. has anyone seen Pip?



He slipped his leash and ..........


broke his hip.



I like to make a rhyme.......

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:29 pm
by Accountable
WonderWendy3;532492 wrote: broke his hip.





I like to make a rhyme.......
... when I have time.



No matter if it sucks .......

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:09 pm
by Fibonacci
..............Say, Weren't we talking about Ducks?



I just found out that If you sing..........

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:44 pm
by Marie5656
Fibonacci;532508 wrote: ..............Say, Weren't we talking about Ducks?



I just found out that If you sing..........


,,loud enough you cannot hear the ducks quacking.



But if the singing fails to drown out the ducks........

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:45 pm
by Accountable
Fibonacci;532508 wrote: ..............Say, Weren't we talking about Ducks?



I just found out that If you sing..........
... "Sweet Home Alabama", somebody's sure to buy you a beer.





Roll into ..........

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:24 pm
by Accountable
almostfamous;532540 wrote: that mudhole, i dare ya.



Then I'll buy ya a beer ..
... if they let you back in, all covered with mud.





I'll just stand over .............

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:32 pm
by WonderWendy3
almostfamous;532544 wrote: yonder and wait then.

While you fetch ..


me another beer.



The sun always shines....

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:21 pm
by Rain
almostfamous;532550 wrote:

And just because..


someone says so, doesn't make it so.

You can count on...

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:57 pm
by Marie5656
Rain;532597 wrote:

You can count on...


Your fingers and toes if you cannot find a pen and paper.



What goes up....

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:14 pm
by Rain
can come down if you excersize and eat right.

I'm so full of spaghetti that I...

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:15 pm
by Lulu2
.....just burped a meatball.

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese..............

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:18 pm
by Rain
Lulu2;532644 wrote: .....just burped a meatball.

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese..............


ROTFLMHO!!!!!

I barfed a lasagna now give me some peas :D

I put garlic bread on

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:32 pm
by Marie5656
Rain;532649 wrote: ROTFLMHO!!!!!



I put garlic bread on


.....the table, and now I cannot find it. Has anyone seen it?



I know the meaning of life, it is.......

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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:35 pm
by Rain
Drink, drink, drink and then drink somemore and make sure I have change for the bus fare home.

why would she paint her house that ugly color of....

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:11 am
by theia
Rain;532677 wrote: Drink, drink, drink and then drink somemore and make sure I have change for the bus fare home.

why would she paint her house that ugly color of....




nauseous green, is she wasn't trying to make a statement?





The bells are ringing for................................

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:17 am
by Fibonacci
....For breakfast. Come And Get It!



What is the.......

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:29 am
by Tater Tazz
almostfamous;532738 wrote: the biggest redneck saying you've ever heard?

Passss meee tha peeeeeeeas and :guitarist .....


my cousin pleeeeeeese.

The best wine is...............................

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:27 am
by theia
Tater Tazz;532764 wrote: my cousin pleeeeeeese.

The best wine is...............................




in the bottle



It comes as quite a surprise that..................

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:57 am
by WonderWendy3
pompom;532902 wrote: ...chocolate trifles come in packs of 3 only :-2



Lately I've been thinking that I ought to ...


stop eating the chocolate trufles...:-5



Long hair on younger men...........

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:05 am
by Marie5656
WonderWendy3;532904 wrote: stop eating the chocolate trufles...:-5



Long hair on younger men...........


..looks better than long hair on older men.



Last night something strange happened......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:20 am
by theia
pompom;532923 wrote: ...but as this is a family show my lips must remain sealed :lips:



Hold on, I've just got to find my ...




self





Hey there, you with the.............................................

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:33 am
by Tater Tazz
theia;532945 wrote: self





Hey there, you with the.............................................


big hooters!

While I was walking to..............................