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Japanese Hotel:

If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

Hungarian Zoo:

Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the

guard on duty.

Norwegian Bar:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Swedish Fur store:

Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

Hong Kong Dentistry:

Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists

Thailand Laundry

Drop your trousers here for best results.

Italian gynecologist

Specialist in women and other diseases.

Russian cemetery:

Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily

except Thursday.

Danish Airdrome:

We take your bags and send them in all directions

Mexican Motel

The manager has personally passed all water served here.

:wah: Very good, but you missed England....

SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

abbey wrote: :wah: Very good, but you missed England....

SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.


Excellent! One more to add to the list!

Who else has more?

We saw this in a Chinese Hotel bathroom..



Please don't die in the bath.

"ANTIQUE Tables Made Here Daily."

In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.

(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)<

Seen at a hospital:

"Illness Doesn't Take A Holiday and Neither Do We!

(closed Thanksgiving Day)"



Or...

"Illiterate? Write to this address for help."

How about, on many food items containing instant-win game pieces...

"You could be a winner!! No purchase necessary!!! Details inside package."

:-5

I love these funny signs and labels- they're very funny ...lol.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Here is one I found in Beijing:

The best I have ever seen was used by an animal rights org.

It was a poster of a woman wearing a fur coat.

The slogan was:

It took 10 dumb creatures to make this coat and only one to wear It.

Pity Me.

Durham. UK.





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LarsMac;1333804 wrote: Here is one I found in Beijing:"Beware Of The Grass"

Does the sign actually mean "Keep Of The Grass" LarsMac?:)



oscar;1333808 wrote: The best I have ever seen was used by an animal rights org.

It was a poster of a woman wearing a fur coat.

The slogan was:

It took 10 dumb creatures to make this coat and only one to wear It.:wah:

binbag;1334201 wrote:







"Beware Of The Grass"

Does the sign actually mean "Keep Of The Grass" LarsMac?:)




That was my assumption.

I am open to amy others.

[QUOTE=binbag;1334201]Pity Me.

Durham. UK.





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From Wikipedia:-

Etymology

There are various theories on the origin of Pity Me's unusual name. Most likely, as speculated in the Oxford Dictionary of British Place Names, it is simply "a whimsical name bestowed in the 19th century on a place considered desolate, exposed or difficult to cultivate".[1][2] Alternatively it may be a shortened form of an earlier place name referring to a shallow lake or mere, such as Petit Mere (i.e. from Norman French), Petty Mere or Peaty Mere.[2] Related theories suggest that it comes from Pithead Mere, referring to an extended area of boggy waste ground onto which the outwash from minehead pumping engines was discharged,[citation needed] or that petite mer (French: small see) is an ironic name for the settlement given the arid nature of the land.[citation needed]

I drove by this one a little while back:

LarsMac;1334278 wrote: I drove by this one a little while back:




Yuck, if that says "Toad Suck" LarsMac

Crapstone. Devon. UK.

binbag;1336022 wrote: Crapstone. Devon. UK.






best one I've seen so far!:yh_rotfl

binbag;1336729 wrote:






for men only!:yh_rotfl

I think that sign was aimed at women. I don't think men use the loo with the seat down to pee do they?

G#Gill;1336738 wrote: I think that sign was aimed at women. I don't think men use the loo with the seat down to pee do they?


you right Gill, what was I thinking!:-5:yh_rotfl

Previous image deleted by me. (wasn't really funny)

G#Gill;1336738 wrote: I think that sign was aimed at women. I don't think men use the loo with the seat down to pee do they?




:wah: