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tmbsgrl wrote: A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about

that?"

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> The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have

an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when

he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his

umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver

sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang'

and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

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> The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

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> The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


:yh_youkid :yh_rotfl :yh_laugh

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."