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Ok in honor of~

LC and her early Xmas spirit

Far and his bah humbuggerz attitude

And all the rest of you great bunch of FG we are going to have our own tree lot. Yep go on post pictures of your face christmas tree or any decoration here for the season. Contribute once contribute a dozen times this is a CHRISTMAS ONLY ZONE!!!!

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Because I'll be broke after Christmas, I chose an edible one.

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i LOVES me some Christmas...

Bring it ON!

and in order to stay warm... I'll post a wear-able one...

I think I think I see a xmas tree, or maybe I don't. :-3

Where's Far's tree gone?

sad, sad, sad...

yes you are!

That will just make us sing faster and louder...

Nuttin' For Christmas

S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955 I broke my bat on Johnny's head;

Somebody snitched on me.

I hid a frog in sister's bed;

Somebody snitched on me.

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;

I made Tommy eat a bug;

Bought some gum with a penny slug;

Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack on teacher's chair

somebody snitched on me.

I tied a knot in Susie's hair

somebody snitched on me.

I did a dance on Mommy's plants

climbed a tree and tore my pants

Filled the sugar bowl with ants

somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;

Somebody snitched on me.

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;

Next year I'll be good, just wait

I'd start now, but it's too late;

Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do

'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

Very Pretty SweetDarlin







Deck the Balls with prickly holly tra-la-lalala-lalalala!

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Far Rider wrote: I cat find it smaller? its too big! hahahaha


A bit of tinsel and some balls hanging from those knobbly bits and it'll be fine, really look the part for xmas.

Far Rider wrote: I cat find it smaller? its too big! hahahaha


I liked that tree it made me laugh

a lump of coal for mister grinch

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a section of my Dickens' village ~~~~ Dickens because i love Scrooge! BAH HUMBUG!

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Far Rider wrote: Heres a pic of Santa!






I hope he doesn't come down my chimney

we shall sent Jack Skelington after Far Grinch

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lady cop wrote: a section of my Dickens' village ~~~~ Dickens because i love Scrooge! BAH HUMBUG!


Is that for real LC, its wonderful.

Okay Far, here's the plan. I give you the plan, you carry it out. Go on national television and shoot Santa! Kids see Santa's shot, they cry, they get over it, and then no more Christmas!:sneaky:

pina wrote: Is that for real LC, its wonderful.


lovely village LC, they are quaint aren't they. Back in the day, we had one, but it was the ex's collection which he took when we divorced, he too did an awesome job of it every year.

pina wrote: Is that for real LC, its wonderful.been collecting for years i LOVE my village! :-4 thanks..i have hundreds of houses, trees, people, animals, carriages, all of London during the Christmas Carol period, all connected to the story. the houses are all lighted and some are animated.

Far Rider wrote: bring that pencil necked geek on! one swing of my magic grinch sword and that dudes goin down!


or better yet a little xmas magic

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Far Rider wrote: OK its not fun anymore to be the grinch... i do like christmas..*feels heart swell* oh no I mean I hate christmas!

I better run to the pub for some rancid beer!:-5


and a moldy cheese sandwich dang it, now get out of my christmas thread and don't come back until you have had a change of heart.

Far Rider wrote: SWEET Idea! Lets get em a few weeks before so we can watch their faces draw out and thier tears will fill the gutters! hahahahahahah I LOVE IT!



*prepares scope and rifle... 50cal oughta do it... Barret my old friend!:wah:


considers shackling Peg and Far in some remote jail house for the season

minks wrote: considers shackling Peg and Far in some remote jail house for the seasonTOGETHER!!???

Far Rider wrote: :-2 :sneaky: Me and Peg shackled together in some jail cell? Hmmmm has some possibilities! :wah:


I did NOT say together!!! Dingle Bellz

*lurking*

*singing*

I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside

I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside

This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in

So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry

My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar

So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry

well Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there

Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there

I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now

To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer

At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride

I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out

Ahh, but it's cold outside

C'mon baby

I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside

The answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outside

This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in

So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm

My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look so delicious

My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore

My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips look delicious

Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before

I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there

Say, lend me your comb - It's up to your knees out there

You've really been grand - Your eyes are like starlight now

But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me

There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Making my life long sorrow

At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died

I really can't stay - Get over that old out

Ahh, but it's cold outside

Baby it's cold outside

Brr its cold….

It's cold out there

Cant you stay awhile longer baby

Well…..I really shouldn't...alright

Make it worth your while baby

Ahh, do that again….

Far Rider wrote: Yes you did Blondie.... I quote the great Minks here:



Case closed... Some body tell Peg she's mine!;)


Oh Crap I sense a scandal coming on

bad Fargo Grinch Cowboy!

Go stand in the corner!~

Bad Boy - Beatles

A bad little kid

moved into my neighborhood

He won't do nothing right

just a sitting got to look so good

He don't wanna go to school

and learn to read and write

Just sits around the house and plays

that rock and roll music all night

Well he put thumb tacks on teacher's chair

put chewing gum in little girl's hair

Now Junior behave yourself

Buys every rock and roll book

on the magazine stand

Every dime that he gets

oh he's off to the jukebox man

Well he worries that teacher

till at night she's aready to poop

From rocking and a rolling

spinning in a hula-hoop

Well his rock and roll has gotta stop

Junior's head is hard as rock

Now Junior behave yourself, ow

Gonna tell ya mamma

you'd better do what she said

Get to the barber shop

and get that hair cut off your head

You shoot the canary

and you fed it to the neighbor's cat

You have the cocker spaniel

a bathing mother's laundromat

Well ya mamma said it's gotta stop

Junior's head is hard as a rock

Now, Junior be have yourself, Ooo

minks wrote: considers shackling Peg and Far in some remote jail house for the season


Wooooooohoooooooooooo! Me and Far shackled together! And this is punishment how?

Far Rider wrote: Case closed... Some body tell Peg she's mine!;)
i'll get her.

*Igor laugh*

eh-hee eh-hee eh-hee

falalalalala ......i changed my mind, i LOOOOOOVE Christmas, so what's the plan guys? :yh_whistl :yh_whistl :yh_whistl

lady cop wrote: falalalalala ......i changed my mind, i LOOOOOOVE Christmas, so what's the plan guys? :yh_whistl :yh_whistl :yh_whistl


FG Christmas Party??

Far Rider wrote: whatchutalkinabout willis? traitor!SSHHHHH i'm spying!! :sneaky:

flopstock wrote: How many of you christmas fanatics have ever gone out and found a family in need, and provided for them?



Or is it all about family and friends and exchanging crap that you don't really want to begin with? Going to church early christmas eve so that 'christ' doesn't interrupt your christmas morning? Giving cash or gift cards because you can't be bothered to really know what might interest them, but feel you need to spend a certain amount per head....



Christmas isn't christmas anymore, it's a 'blue light' special at kmart..I'm insulted by your insinuating question.

flopstock wrote: How many of you christmas fanatics have ever gone out and found a family in need, and provided for them?



Or is it all about family and friends and exchanging crap that you don't really want to begin with? Going to church early christmas eve so that 'christ' doesn't interrupt your christmas morning? Giving cash or gift cards because you can't be bothered to really know what might interest them, but feel you need to spend a certain amount per head....



Christmas isn't christmas anymore, it's a 'blue light' special at kmart..


Heyyyy stop raining on my parade go to the Bah Humbug Thread dang it.

flopstock wrote: How many of you christmas fanatics have ever gone out and found a family in need, and provided for them?



Or is it all about family and friends and exchanging crap that you don't really want to begin with? Going to church early christmas eve so that 'christ' doesn't interrupt your christmas morning? Giving cash or gift cards because you can't be bothered to really know what might interest them, but feel you need to spend a certain amount per head....



Christmas isn't christmas anymore, it's a 'blue light' special at kmart..


Ouch!!!!!

flopstock wrote: How many of you christmas fanatics have ever gone out and found a family in need, and provided for them?



Or is it all about family and friends and exchanging crap that you don't really want to begin with? Going to church early christmas eve so that 'christ' doesn't interrupt your christmas morning? Giving cash or gift cards because you can't be bothered to really know what might interest them, but feel you need to spend a certain amount per head....



Christmas isn't christmas anymore, it's a 'blue light' special at kmart..


Should people provide for needy families just on holidays? Sure, Christmas is a hard time for a lot of needy families, but they are still needy the rest of the year too.