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Hey new guy here. Im an all pro quarterback for the Denver Broncos. I have a mansion 14,000 ft up on Mt. Reindeer and a 15,000 sq ft pad on Miami Beach. I have my own Lear jet and Im a real swinger. My IQ is like about 256 but I like to keep it real if you are picking up what Im laying down. Any groovin swingers out there. Life is short.....so lets get down and boogey.

ok, who left the asylum door unlocked again??? :-2

I might know some street girls on the other side of town who might be interested! I'll let ya know.

Where did LC leave the handcuffs?

Nomad wrote: Hey new guy here. Im an all pro quarterback for the Denver Broncos. I have a mansion 14,000 ft up on Mt. Reindeer and a 15,000 sq ft pad on Miami Beach. I have my own Lear jet and Im a real swinger. My IQ is like about 256 but I like to keep it real if you are picking up what Im laying down. Any groovin swingers out there. Life is short.....so lets get down and boogey.


Hello There. I am 30 year old sexy female from Australia. I dance naked for fun and I eat nothing to keep my figure. I only drink champaigne and I like to tilt my head when I talk. I only sleep with rich men and I have no brain... So of course I will beleive everything you have said!!!!!:-5



AS IF

^^^Now thats good!^^^

devist8me wrote: ^^^Now thats good!^^^


Thanks *bows and allows the clapping to stop* I couldnt help myself....

To ALL of you comedians:





:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

valerie wrote: To ALL of you comedians:








thanks ill be here tuesdays and thursdays... there is no smoking at my shows

It's way too easy to scare lil ol' Nomad off, I'm a-thinkin! :p

devist8me wrote: It's way too easy to scare lil ol' Nomad off, I'm a-thinkin! :p uve lost me with that comment.....

Well, that's one way of gettin' all the crap out of the way, from the beginning ...or was that just the beginning of it all? :p I shoulda' known something was up when Snooze offered a date with Nomad as a prize for her contest. Good thing I didn't win. :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: The little devil seems to post and run. Last time, he was abducted by aliens, so at least he had a good excuse.
My name is Qzhxdrfpl. I was one of the aliens who abducted your human friend. Please do not subject us to a specimen like that again. We have been "borrowing" various samples from your varied and diverse supply for years, but have never encountered such an annoying, cheerful, analytical oddity ever. Even when attempting to use our butt probe, he was asking so many questions, our scientists couldn't concentrate and many months of research was rendered useless. We have placed a warning microchip under the skin of this particular subject so as to avoid picking him up again by accident. Some side effects to this chip could be an irresistible need to analyze everyone around him, an unfailing and sickeningly annoying cheerfulness that will try the patience of your nuns, and a naivete that appears endearing but is in fact, dim-wittedness. We doubt very much you will be able to tell the difference from the original specimen. Thank you very much from all the scientific society of planet Wzdblkrpf.

BabyRider wrote: My name is Qzhxdrfpl. I was one of the aliens who abducted your human friend. Please do not subject us to a specimen like that again. We have been "borrowing" various samples from your varied and diverse supply for years, but have never encountered such an annoying, cheerful, analytical oddity ever. Even when attempting to use our butt probe, he was asking so many questions, our scientists couldn't concentrate and many months of research was rendered useless. We have placed a warning microchip under the skin of this particular subject so as to avoid picking him up again by accident. Some side effects to this chip could be an irresistible need to analyze everyone around him, an unfailing and sickeningly annoying cheerfulness that will try the patience of your nuns, and a naivete that appears endearing but is in fact, dim-wittedness. We doubt very much you will be able to tell the difference from the original specimen. Thank you very much from all the scientific society of planet Wzdblkrpf.


please do not return our "friend" hehehehehehe

BabyRider wrote: My name is Qzhxdrfpl. I was one of the aliens who abducted your human friend. Please do not subject us to a specimen like that again. We have been "borrowing" various samples from your varied and diverse supply for years, but have never encountered such an annoying, cheerful, analytical oddity ever. Even when attempting to use our butt probe, he was asking so many questions, our scientists couldn't concentrate and many months of research was rendered useless. We have placed a warning microchip under the skin of this particular subject so as to avoid picking him up again by accident. Some side effects to this chip could be an irresistible need to analyze everyone around him, an unfailing and sickeningly annoying cheerfulness that will try the patience of your nuns, and a naivete that appears endearing but is in fact, dim-wittedness. We doubt very much you will be able to tell the difference from the original specimen. Thank you very much from all the scientific society of planet Wzdblkrpf.


Holding my sides!! Holding my sides!!



:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

valerie wrote: Holding my sides!! Holding my sides!!



:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


v funny:p

:wah: Hey, can we hand a few more members to ya', Qzhxdrfpl? I wonder what trolls there are on the "banned list" that we can hand over...? :p

G-man wrote: :wah: Hey, can we hand a few more members to ya', Qzhxdrfpl? I wonder what trolls there are on the "banned list" that we can hand over...? :p
Send them all. Trolls are considered a delicacy on my planet. We eat them while they are still alive....and aware.

Nomad wrote: . Any groovin swingers out there. Life is short.....so lets get down and boogey.


Mmmmmm...boogey yes....'swingin' you'd need to sell to me

BabyRider wrote: My name is Qzhxdrfpl. I was one of the aliens who abducted your human friend. Please do not subject us to a specimen like that again. We have been "borrowing" various samples from your varied and diverse supply for years, but have never encountered such an annoying, cheerful, analytical oddity ever. Even when attempting to use our butt probe, he was asking so many questions, our scientists couldn't concentrate and many months of research was rendered useless. We have placed a warning microchip under the skin of this particular subject so as to avoid picking him up again by accident. Some side effects to this chip could be an irresistible need to analyze everyone around him, an unfailing and sickeningly annoying cheerfulness that will try the patience of your nuns, and a naivete that appears endearing but is in fact, dim-wittedness. We doubt very much you will be able to tell the difference from the original specimen. Thank you very much from all the scientific society of planet Wzdblkrpf.




Deep down....maybe as deep as the ocean floor or the bottom of a volcano or even as deep as the center of the earth somewhere nestled in your beating heart is a tiny little microcosm of a place for Nomad. Dont lie...you like me dont ya ? :-4