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There are a carrot, a pile of pebbles, and a pipe lying together in the middle of a field.

is it a bunny rabbit's grave site? :p

yes....

lady cop wrote: is it a bunny rabbit's grave site? :p




no.....

Nomad wrote: Ask questions to which I can reply only yes or no.



There are a carrot, a pile of pebbles, and a pipe lying together in the middle of a field.
Is it a pipe for smoking something, such as tobacco?

Accountable wrote: Is it a pipe for smoking something, such as tobacco?




yeeees...

Nomad wrote: yeeees...is the pipe warm?

Accountable wrote: Is it a pipe for smoking something, such as tobacco?


Is it loaded?

Accountable wrote: is the pipe warm?




irrelevant (however it does have burled walnut inlay with a black ebony tip, the pipe has been used frequently apparent by the soft wearing along the edges but still you can see its been lovingly cared for) :-3

is this in a place where it can snow?

BTS wrote: Is it loaded?




irrelevant (however I will say a dancing girl could jump out should the need arise)

BTS wrote: is this in a place where it can snow?




yeees...

what is the weather like?:-6

abbey wrote: what is the weather like?:-6
nooo.....

is the carrot fresh?

Well i am thinking Snow, carrott (nose), pipe.......pebbles (buttons, eyes)



Frosty?

Is it Frosty the snowman?

Accountable wrote: is the carrot fresh?
irrelevant (I will note that it is one of those fancy ones those crazy French people use with the green stuff still attached)

BTS wrote: Well i am thinking Snow, carrott (nose), pipe.......pebbles (buttons, eyes)



Frosty?

Is it Frosty the snowman?




Thank you BTS. Thank you for being kind and relieving myself of this mind numbing torture.

Here have a prize.

YOU KILLED FROSTY?!?!?



I hope it was the slow torture of spring. :sneaky:

Nomad wrote: Thank you BTS. Thank you for being kind and relieving myself of this mind numbing torture.

Here have a prize.




MMM GOOD........... TANX nomad.



Now my turn......



A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

She missed and she wasnt holding his head under water

And she hung his picture

Nomad wrote: She missed and she wasnt holding his head under water
no, yes

Nomad wrote: And she hung his picture
yes

she shot him with a camera.

lady cop wrote: she shot him with a camera.
ya.........

LC you have to say the whole thing ! She shot him with a camera developed the picture then hung the picture on the wall I WIN !

Nomad wrote: LC you have to say the whole thing ! She shot him with a camera developed the picture then hung the picture on the wall I WIN !


Gee........... you have a point Nomad.

I hate making decisions

SOOO

You both win 50/50.........

You get to split these.........ENJOY

I want the big important looking ones and pussycat can have the small ones and the beer cans.

i will generously concede my share to Nomad. :rolleyes:

I dont think empty beer cans is exactly generous but whatever. :p

Is your bathroom dirty ? Tub all orange and scum built up ? Toilet need some attention ? What about the kitchen sink ? You need to sanitize the kitchen sink ya know...all kinds of nasty stuff grows in there. And change your kitchen cloths out frequently. You need some help over there dont ya ?

SnoozeControl wrote: You're either uncanny or you've been peeking in my window again.
Both

It sounds like you've got a carrot on the rocks and an iron supplement!

I'll take my carrot juice shaken, not stirred.