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I've decided to come and see for myself whose been naughty or nice? See there have been alot of posts about me here, taking my reindeer out to check them out. Have some cookies and milk while I'm gone, and spread Christmas cheer wherever you go!

Santa? SANTA? SANTA?



Is it really you? How will I know?

hello, and welcome...i see your birthday is Christmas, so i don't suppose you'll be joining the humbug contingency?

santa wrote: I've decided to come and see for myself whose been naughty or nice? See there have been alot of posts about me here, taking my reindeer out to check them out. Have some cookies and milk while I'm gone, and spread Christmas cheer wherever you go!


Eeeee I been good I been good, really honest I have I have, looks at the other to sistahs here, I have ya know :wah:

Ho-ho-ho, Val, I always know, I have my list, and check it twice.

Hi there LC, no, I will not be joing the Hum Bug Thread. Not when Christmas is in my heart every day of the year.

Hi there Minks. I see you're on my Nice list, like Val!

santa wrote: Ho-ho-ho, Val, I always know, I have my list, and check it twice.

Hi there LC, no, I will not be joing the Hum Bug Thread. Not when Christmas is in my heart every day of the year.

Hi there Minks. I see you're on my Nice list, like Val!


pssst LC I think Santy loves cookies you may wanna try a bribe

i'm not getting a pressie! :-1

If you're a good girl, LC, you will get a good present under your tree this year.

Ho-ho-ho, what do you wanna-be, Mr. Grinch?

santa wrote: If you're a good girl, LC, you will get a good present under your tree this year.a new taser? some shiny new bullets? are you at the north pole right now? does rudolf play reindeer games? how many elves do you have working for you? we have ways to make you talk ... show me some ID.

Far, is that a big ol' doobie santa is smoking?

HA Ha no presents for you gringe.



Hi Santa, It's Orange Sox here, I was nice I'v been good all year. I didn't join the humbug thread and I posted a nice tree, will I get a present under my tree this year?

orangesox1 wrote: HA Ha no presents for you gringe.



Hi Santa, It's Orange Sox here, I was nice I'v been good all year. I didn't join the humbug thread and I posted a nice tree, will I get a present under my tree this year?boy, what a suck-up. :rolleyes:

lady cop wrote: boy, what a suck-up. :rolleyes:


So what It least I'm getting a pressie, and your not, your just jelouse heha:p

orangesox1 wrote: So what It least I'm getting a pressie, and your not, your just jelouse heha:pyeah, well you better check your stocking for spiders. :wah:

lady cop wrote: yeah, well you better check your stocking for spiders. :wah:


Since I'v been such a good girl Santa will check for me ( I hope ):-3 Any way I'm still waiting to hear if I'm getting a pressie, so I better not jump to any conclusions yet. I'm just sure I'm going too, If I don't I'll join the HumBug thread as I'll be totally disillusioned by the whole Santa thing.

Far Rider wrote: here is an avatar for you!:sneaky:


*check on naughty list for Mr. Grinch*

lady cop wrote: a new taser? some shiny new bullets? are you at the north pole right now? does rudolf play reindeer games? how many elves do you have working for you? we have ways to make you talk ... show me some ID.
Santa doesn't leave violent weapons for presents, LC. Maybe something nice, like some pretty china, some perfume, write me a letter and tell me what you want. Address it to the North Pole.

Far Rider wrote: see he aint real is he!;)
*another check on naughty list*

orangesox1 wrote: HA Ha no presents for you gringe.



Hi Santa, It's Orange Sox here, I was nice I'v been good all year. I didn't join the humbug thread and I posted a nice tree, will I get a present under my tree this year?
Ho-ho-ho, Orange, you've been very good this year. A nice present will be under your tree this Christmas.

lady cop wrote: yeah, well you better check your stocking for spiders. :wah:
Now LC, good thoughts of Christmas. I leave candy canes and goodies only in stocking hung over the fireplace with care.

*jumping for joy*

Hi Santa, we're so happy you are here! I've been a good girl this year! I promise!

SnoozeControl wrote: Santa, huh? You've been a huge disappointment to me. I can't tell you how many times I've stayed awake listening for the sound of tiny reindeer on the roof... nothing. Those letters I wrote to you? Nothing. And I began to doubt the possibility of your rather rotund bulk being able to slide down a chimney when I was about six years old. And your fashion sense... sheesh!

Lemme guess, I'm getting a lump of coal again this year, aren't I?
Santa doesn't leave lumps of coal anymore with the energy crunch.

And Mrs. Claus likes my rotund bulk, all those cookies you know.

Santa's watching to see if your naughty or nice this year, Snooze!

chonsigirl wrote: *jumping for joy*

Hi Santa, we're so happy you are here! I've been a good girl this year! I promise!
Ho-ho-ho, you will have presents Chonsigirl, you're on my nice list this year.

SnoozeControl wrote: You can't just tell me now?
No, you have to be good until Christmas, then you will know, Snooze.

SnoozeControl wrote: Well, in case you decide I'm deserving, here's what I'd like.

A year's worth of maid service

A personal chef

Winning the lottery, even though I don't play

An unlimited spending account at any store of my choice

A world cruise

Oh yeah, and an end to world hunger

Thank you, Santa
Ho-ho-ho, with all those expensive presents you desire, that could easily go into a fund to end world hunger. What a kind thought, Snooze!

*check on nice list*

Santa isn't a matchmaker, Snooze. I just leave presents for good boys and girls. I have many nice checks on the nice side of my list for you. But don't worry, I don't publish my naughty or nice list for public viewing.

Hi Santa sweetie.....glad you've popped into the garden to do a naughty / nice audit of the members......well I've been really, really nice trying to convert the 'bah humbugs' and the Grinch Gang into the 'Happy ho ho ho bunch'....it's really hard Santa...just when you think they're 'coming over' they slide back...however, my mission for the next 38 days is to KEEP TRYING .....ssoooo....what can I ask for Santa...I'm not greedy...honest

Bez wrote: Hi Santa sweetie.....glad you've popped into the garden to do a naughty / nice audit of the members......well I've been really, really nice trying to convert the 'bah humbugs' and the Grinch Gang into the 'Happy ho ho ho bunch'....it's really hard Santa...just when you think they're 'coming over' they slide back...however, my mission for the next 38 days is to KEEP TRYING .....ssoooo....what can I ask for Santa...I'm not greedy...honest
Ho-ho-ho, you've been very good Bez, keeping the spirit of Christmas alive while others have scoffed at it. There will be special presents for you this year!

santa wrote: Santa doesn't leave violent weapons for presents, LC. Maybe something nice, like some pretty china, some perfume, write me a letter and tell me what you want. Address it to the North Pole.hmmmmm...well i DO like nice perfume, chanel #5 and opium...hmmmmmmm.....nope, not enough to make me sell out the true spirit of scrooge.

Far Rider wrote: Santa please display my checks on the list...



please list them as follows:



NICE:



NAUGHTY:
Mr. Grinch, my list shows this:

NICE:X(good to Minks last year)



NAUGHTY:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

That one good mark shows you can love Christmas once again, Mr. Grinch. I have hope for you yet.

lady cop wrote: hmmmmm...well i DO like nice perfume, chanel #5 and opium...hmmmmmmm.....nope, not enough to make me sell out the true spirit of scrooge.
Santa's heart is sad to hear that LC, wanting to be a Scrooge. I hesitate to mark that check besides naughty for you, since you have such a giving personality all year long. Now Mr. Grinch on the other hand..............

santa wrote: Santa's heart is sad to hear that LC, wanting to be a Scrooge. I hesitate to mark that check besides naughty for you, since you have such a giving personality all year long. Now Mr. Grinch on the other hand..............


Oiy you guys better behave not to many days left till christmas

Far Rider wrote: *Load special red and white bullet...*



I must stop christmas from coming but how? I have an idea!:wah:


you are going to find yourself hog tied and gagged and stuffed into the back storage room of the pub if you keep this up ya cretin.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

santa wrote: Ho-ho-ho, you've been very good Bez, keeping the spirit of Christmas alive while others have scoffed at it. There will be special presents for you this year!


For such a YOUNG Santa you're making such MATURE decisions....how are Mrs Santa and the Elves....well I hope.... xxx

Ho-ho-ho, why thank you Bez. I guess I am young, only a few centuries old. Mrs. Claus is doing wonderful, and the elves are busy making toys for all the good boys and girls.

Now Mr. Grinch, Santa doesn't want you to play with dangerous toys anymore. Choose something not harmful to yourself, or read a good book. The Night Before Christmas is a good book for you to read this time of year.

santa wrote: Santa's heart is sad to hear that LC, wanting to be a Scrooge. I hesitate to mark that check besides naughty for you, since you have such a giving personality all year long. but the whole point is scrooge was redeemed!! and so was the grinch....heartwarming, huh? ......

LC, that is correct. If all the scrooges of FG would only learn the Christmas spirit, then we can truly save Christmas! That Mr. Grinch has me worried though, he is a tough one....................

I know you're really a good girl at heart. You've been at the top of my nice list for years now................................