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oh good god.

SnoozeControl wrote: http://abbys-sexual-health.com/male-enhancement.php




Is our filthy little mind wandering sneezer ? :-4

It's a scary thought why they're doing it for free.

SnoozeControl wrote: Last edited by SnoozeControl : Today at 09:16 AM. Reason: supposed to've been a joke, but no one laughed *grumble*:-5


Ok where is it?

Couldn't be as bad as LC's Mrs. Clause glamour shot.........

OK - this will probably get deleted but here is my story of male enhancement.

Many, many years ago I was married to an African American man (and YES, this is relavent to the story as you will see shortly) that thought he needed some male enhancement.

So, he purchased something he saw in one of his porno magazines to the tune of close to $40. Then he waited impatiently by the mailbox.

What he recieved was a large white condom with a styrofoam head at the top of it.

I thought I had never laughed so hard in my life. I also told him there was no way he was coming near me with it on.

A week later, it found it's way into the trash can. Later that evening, I heard a ruckus in the kitchen to investigate and found my pair of 3 month old kittens batting it around like it was the best cat toy in the world! That was when I laughed harder then I had ever laughed before!

Probably the best use for it! :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh for pete's sake! LC said she was bored and wanted some spam to delete... so here it is.:rolleyes:sorry, i had to leave the building for a few hours.

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm :sneaky:

LOL, there's a bunch of sayings like that... something like "its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean."


Sayings that were probably all thought of by men with eeehhhh... weaker handshakes

BTS wrote: Ok where is it?

Couldn't be as bad as LC's Mrs. Clause glamour shot.........oh you mean this

Attached files

nice! But next time you put my picture up, do you mind giving me a little warning?:wah:

booradley wrote: nice! But next time you put my picture up, do you mind giving me a little warning?:wah:what? you want royalties? :rolleyes:

uh-uh...just a few minutes to put me lippy on and turn the web-cam on:p

SnoozeControl wrote: :-5


What the.....snooze, are you loosing it or what? Are you offering yourself for this enhancement? :yh_shame

Cuz, I sure don't see anything you posted!

:yh_rotfl

SnoozeControl wrote: Jeez, no one ever notices my edit notes!



Last edited by SnoozeControl : Today at 09:16 AM. Reason: supposed to've been a joke, but no one laughed *grumble*


I Did I did

gawd, that kid's emaciated!

Far Rider wrote: I imagine you more like this?




Now that's what causes natural male enhancement! :yh_drool

She can't hold a candle to Ashley Judd, though.

You can tell the men from the boys by the size of their toys!