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Here's new list I found on this website http://uselessnfunny.tripod.com/lists/

Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes.

Alektorophobiathe fear of chickens.

Alliumphobia is the fear of garlic.

Androphobia is the fear of men.

Anglophobia is the fear of England or English culture.

Apeirophobia is the fear of infinity.

Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of getting peanut butter stuck on the roof of our mouth.

Atelophobia is the fear of imperfection.

Auroraphobia is the fear of the Northern Lights.

Autophobia is the fear of references to oneself.

Barophobia is the fear of gravity.

Bibliophobia is the fear of books.

Bogyphobia is the fear of bogies or the bogeyman.

Bolshephobia is the fear of Bolsheviks.

Carcinomaphbia is the fear of cancer.

Chaetophobia is the fear of hair.

Cyberphobia is the fear of computers or working on computers.

Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns.

Defecaloesioephobia is the fear of painful bowel movements.

Decidophobia is the fear of making decisions.

Diplophobia is the fear of double vision.

Dutchphobia is the fear of the Dutch.

Francophobia is the fear of France or French culture.

Gamaphobia is the fear of legs.

Geniophobia is the fear of chins.

Genuphobia is the fear of knees.

Germanophobia is the fear of Germany or German culture.

Geumaphobia is the fear of taste.

Gnosiophobia is the fear of knowledge.

Gynephobia is the fear of women.

Hellenologophobia is the fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.

Hippophobia is the fear of horses.

Homilophobia is the fear of sermons.

Homonecrobestialpeladomalaxophobia is the fear of foreplay and intercourse with samesex, bald, dead, animals.

Ideophobia is the fear of ideas.

Japanophobia is the fear of the Japanese.

Koinoniphobia is the fear of rooms.

Koniophobia is the fear of dust.

Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables.

Leprophobia is the fear of lepers or leprosy.

Leukophobia is the fear of the color white.

Liticaphobia is the fear of lawsuits.

Logophobia is the fear of words.

Lutraphobia is the fear of otters.

Macrophobia is the fear of long waits.

Melissophobia is the fear of bees.

Meteorophobia is the fear of meteors .

Microphobia is the fear of small things.

Mnemophobia is the fear of memories.

Monophobia is the fear of being alone.

Mycophobia is the fear of aversion to mushrooms.

Myxophobia is the fear of slimy things.

Nebulaphobia is the fear of fog.

Nephophobia is the fear of clouds.

Nomatophobia is the fear of names.

Numerophobia is the fear of numbers.

Ochophobia is the fear of vehicles.

Odontophobia is the fear of dental surgery or teeth.

Ommetaphobia is the fear of eyes.

Pagophobia is the fear of ice or frost.

Panophobia is the fear of everything.

Paprophobia is the fear of paper.

Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th.

Peladophobia is the fear of bald people.

Phagophobia is the fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.

Phalacrophobia is the fear of becoming bald.

Philosophobia is the fear of philosophy.

Phobophobia is the fear of fear.

Phonophobia is the fear of noise.

Plutophobia is the fear of wealth.

Pnigophobia is the fear of choking on fish bones.

Politicophobia is the fear or abnormal dislike of polititions.

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled with feathers.

Ranidaphobia is the fear of frogs.

Rectophobia is the fear of the rectum or rectal diseases.

Russophobia is the fear of Russians.

Scatophobia is the fear of fecal matter.

Siderodromophobia is the fear of trains.

Sinophobia is the fear of the Chinese.

Somniphobia is the fear of sleep.

Staurophobia is the fear of crosses or the crucifix.

Symbolophobia is the fear of symbolism.

Symmetrophobia is the fear of symmetry.

Syngenesophobia is the fear of relatives.

Tachophobia is the fear of speed.

Taeniophobia is the fear of tapeworms.

Taurophobia is the fear of bulls.

Tetanophobia is the fear of tetanus or lockjaw.

Thanatophobia is the fear of death.

Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number 13.

Triskadakaclaustrohermaphrobihomohemopyrobestialnecropheliaphobia is the fear of being a hermaphrodite and having sex with more than one dead flaming bloody hermaphrodite animals in thirteen small water filled rooms.

Tonsurophobia is the fear of haircuts.

Uranophobia is the fear of urine or urinating.

Walloonphobia is the fear of the Walloons.

Wicaphobia is the fear of witches and witchcraft.

Xanthophobia is the fear of the color yellow.

Xenophobia is the fear of strangers or foreigners.

Zelophobia is the fear of jealousy.

Zoophobia is the fear of animals.

Zemmiphobia is the fear of the great mole rat.

Idontgivadamnaphobia is the fear of a Useless Website

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All those things are so true, and sooooooo anoying!!! :wah:

Excellent, excellent post, I knew it was going to be good when it was called "9 things I hate about everyone".

There are so many, many things I hate about everyone, including you, and me, that it would probably take the lifespan of the average human to list them. Here are some,

1. Charity Standing Orders, you want to help the losers, but not in a way that puts you out in any way except that 12 pence is withdrawn automatically from your account every month, in other words you couldn't even be arsed to put your hands in your pocketsm, God is aware that you are not really trying and will punish you.

2. Moral Indignation at young people, the most useless waste of your adult time possible, they simply do not care, just like you didn't either.

3. People wishing they were back in the "good old days". Yes, yes, of course I would like to live in a slum, have no education, see only 3 of my 56 children live past 8 months old, have no rights except to be beaten regularly by rich people, and die violently of cholera who wouldn't?

4. The concept of "common knowlege", like the way its "common knowledge" that man never went to the moon, Israel is evil, and the pope is a devil worshipper.

5. Superstition, beware of this common idea, once upon a time it led us into burning "witches" at the stake.

6. Middle Class Hysteria, one week its the suffering of Dolphins, then its drinking hours, then its fox hunting, then its something else, so by the time something really serious somes along we are too bored to do anything about it.

7. Tourists, particularly backpackers, always a good argument for the Death. Penalty for drug trafficing whether you have drugs or not, the thai people are well clued up on this.

8. Students, I know coz I was one, they are necessary, but they are also a bunch of @**%@@**ers!

9. Right wingers, (see middle class hysteria)

10. Left wingers, even worse than right wingers (if thats possible).

11. Celebrity do-gooders, Chris Martin the millionaire oxbridge whiteboy from Coldplay is trying to make me feel bad because I'm white, live in a capitalist country, and work for a living? **** off mate, your not fooling anyone.

12. SUV's, not because they destroy the planet, (though they do), simply because they are sh*t to drive and sound like tractors, and they are not practical either, unless you own a ranch or a farm and then only the 4-wheel drive proper ones, they are not a clever way to spend $50,000.

13. Kids, why do we put up with their nonsense so much, why are the charts full of acts that could only ever appeal to 8 year olds. (see I'm now doing the adult giving out about young people thing)

14. Adults, why are we so uptight all the time, about everything, what happened to us?

15. Teenagers. What do I have to say?

16. Organic Food Fairs, why? You can buy organic food in the supermarket, why do you have to make street theatre out of a bag of carrots?

17. People who get riled up about corporations like McDonalds, Starbucks, etc. Again middle-class hysteria, if you don't like them just ignore them, and stop boring me about how they are evil, so are you as everything you do in some way exploits someones' labour and time. They are just better at it than you, and you are jealous, so get over it, and anyway they can't force you at gun point to buy an iced frappa-mint-maccahio (yet).

18. Europeans freaking out cause America is the most powerful nation, they are, we are not, thats our fault not theirs, anything bad that America has done, we have done ten times worse and then some, we are only acting all nicey nicey now because we ran out of money to pay for our dominion over the world, so again, get over it cause its either them or the Chinese, I know who I'd prefer.

19. Americans wondering why they get slagged all the time by Europeans, well thats what happens when you have the nicest house and the biggest car, your friends never like it when you make it big, thats life, deal with it.

20. People like me who go off on rants like this on the Internet for no reason whatsoever except to annoy people.

i hate people who get into trouble with the law overseas and expect the government to bail them out.

besides they should know that you can't rely on the government for such things.

Two things I really hate:

The PC brigade. The people who are so afraid of offending ANYONE that they alienate EVERYONE. I'll say what I like - I'm usually polite and don't need to be told.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Apathy. Too much around nowadays. People just don't care about much. Used to be a teenage disease but has spread to genpop. I equate apathy with a sort of living death - when you stop caring you might as well stop breathing, life would be too shallow to bear anyway.

But then I guess you wouldn't care! Oh Well :-5

there are only two things i hate in this world.....

Carnies

and

the Dutch

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Oreda wrote: I was disappointed having not seen a fear of children on that list--I've realized this holiday weekend that I have a fear of children-strange, I should get to the bottom of this.


yes let me know when you find out why you have a fear of us kids.