for Valerie~another blonde joke!
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:48 pm
:wah: Three blondes were applying for the last available position
on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three
of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled
out a file folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it up and pulled out a
picture, and said,"To be a detective, you have to be able
to detect. You must be able to notice things such as
distinguishing features and oddities such as scars,
etc."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde
and withdrew it after about 2 seconds. "Now," he said, "Did
you notice any distinguishing features about the man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only
one eye."
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has
only one eye in this ! picture! It's a profile of his face!" "You're
dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the
photo in her face for 2 seconds, pulled it back and said,
"What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!
The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed,
"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is
a profile of the man's face!
Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused, too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last
blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but....
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds
and withdrew it, saying, "All right, Did you notice
anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said! , "I did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture
and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled __expression
and said, "You're absolutely right!
His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could
you tell that by looking at this picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said,
"DUH ! ! ! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly
can't wear glasses!"
on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three
of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled
out a file folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it up and pulled out a
picture, and said,"To be a detective, you have to be able
to detect. You must be able to notice things such as
distinguishing features and oddities such as scars,
etc."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde
and withdrew it after about 2 seconds. "Now," he said, "Did
you notice any distinguishing features about the man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only
one eye."
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has
only one eye in this ! picture! It's a profile of his face!" "You're
dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the
photo in her face for 2 seconds, pulled it back and said,
"What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!
The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed,
"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is
a profile of the man's face!
Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused, too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last
blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but....
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds
and withdrew it, saying, "All right, Did you notice
anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said! , "I did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture
and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled __expression
and said, "You're absolutely right!
His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could
you tell that by looking at this picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said,
"DUH ! ! ! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly
can't wear glasses!"