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Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:05 pm**

I had thought to introduce myself here earlier. However, after reading through some of the current threads, it occurs to me that it would be a pointless exercise on my part.

Suffice it to say, this is not that uncommon a situation I find myself in here. I stopped at a church earlier in the year and some idiot in a bunny suit was throwing eggs at the parishioners and claiming to be me, in disguise! I was not amused. Care to see my newest keychain, anyone?

That you lot have been hoodwinked by this group of hooligans, does not for one moment surprise me. I believe I mentioned having read through a few of these threads. Sigh**

Sometimes it is hard to remind myself that it's not all a big plot to destroy me among my peers. However, so long as I am bigger then they and you folks quit being so gullible, I will continue to fight the good fight. Is it possible that these are serious threats being sent to me from these pretenders?

Think red!

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:06 pm**

Wow, welcome fellow Santa. Santa believes in goodness and the Spirit of the Christ Child, we welcome all good fellows here to FG! Have fun!

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:06 pm**

threats??? i will protect you santa!

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:12 pm**

flopstock wrote: okay, this HAS to be wolverine!!:wah:not his language style.

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:17 pm**

Hello, Santa100!! Welcome to the Garden I'm SURE you can get some

people straightened out around here in time for Christmas!!

(They are all present-motivated dontcha know!!)

:D

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:17 pm**

santa100 wrote: I had thought to introduce myself here earlier. However, after reading through some of the current threads, it occurs to me that it would be a pointless exercise on my part.

Suffice it to say, this is not that uncommon a situation I find myself in here. I stopped at a church earlier in the year and some idiot in a bunny suit was throwing eggs at the parishioners and claiming to be me, in disguise! I was not amused. Care to see my newest keychain, anyone?

That you lot have been hoodwinked by this group of hooligans, does not for one moment surprise me. I believe I mentioned having read through a few of these threads. Sigh**

Sometimes it is hard to remind myself that it's not all a big plot to destroy me among my peers. However, so long as I am bigger then they and you folks quit being so gullible, I will continue to fight the good fight. Is it possible that these are serious threats being sent to me from these pretenders?

Think red!

Yoooooou've forgotten the meaning of Christmas, Saaaaaaaanta.

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:23 pm**

GhostofChristmasPast wrote: Yoooooou've forgotten the meaning of Christmas, Saaaaaaaanta.

I See Red

MY HEAD HURTS!!!

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:28 pm**

flopstock wrote: okay, this HAS to be wolverine!!:wah:

Sounds more like Galbally's style to me.

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:30 pm**

Extra bosses this time of year!

*looking for the schnapps bottle*

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:33 pm**

this santa's kind of hostile for a jolly old elf.

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:35 pm**

He is pretty cranky, isn't he? Want me to haunt him?

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:36 pm**

Oh, Trigger!

I love horsies!

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:03 pm**

Are you all fools?

I can only speak for myself but yes. Yes I am.

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:05 pm**

lady cop wrote: not his language style.

Yes the ol sleuth would know for her opinions are ALWAYS 100% correct........ :wah:

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:16 pm**

SnoozeControl wrote: I tend to agree with her. Any slams on me?

Oh was that a slam?

Yes the ol sleuth would know for her opinions are ALWAYS 100% correct........ :wah:

How?

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:45 pm**

:wah: I heard him say it when I read it!

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:51 pm**

My son used to watch that show, I could hear Mr. T's voice....................:wah:

Kept him busy for an hour....................

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:01 pm**

Ha! My son wanted me to get a van like theirs, we only had station wagon.............shoot, now I hear the theme music in my head!

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:06 pm**

:wah: No, I really remember it, Snooze..............you can hear it here.................

http://www.ateamshrine.co.uk/sounds.php

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:06 pm**

SnoozeControl wrote: I love you, chonsi!:D
Snooze...............:-4

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:46 pm**

Far Rider wrote: Murdock! he was my fave!

Oh yes. I agree 100%.

Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:13 pm**

Firstly and most importantly.

I am not Santa, or Santa100, or the Ghost of Christmas Past or anyone except me, which is the person in the picture with the baby, me. I have realized that there are some people who are more than one person here, which is a fun idea, but its hard enough just being one person, let alone 7. Just ask Arnold, he's had a doppleganger running around England causing all sorts of trouble. Anwyay thats my tuppence. And a merry christmas to ye all whether you believe or don;t!;)

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:15 am**

I find that a ducks opinion of me depends on whether or not I have bread.

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:51 am**

Far Rider wrote: whos a dork?

:-3

Oh I get it ! This is a joke right ?

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:22 pm**

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! lol

Sorry if I upset anyone, just my strange sense of humor.

Santa100 signing off!

Have a Great Christmas Kids, you've all been wonderful this year!:-4

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:24 pm**

Wow, is that you Floppy!

If it is, don't go away!