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which means i need to get a life, right??? :wah:

Congratulations, Jabber Jaws! :wah: :wah:

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Go read a book, for pete's sake.

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I hope you know this was meant in good fun. I can't imagine 10,000 posts. You go girl............

BRAVO LC, Now take a break no one can catch you..!!

which means i need to get a life, right???

nv, now that made me laugh!!!:wah:

how long has it taken you to post so much?

snooze is snapping at your heels. At the rate she's going, she will have taken over you by Easter.

10,000 posts. Wow. That's beyond my comprehension (that's not an invite to take the p). What can I say? How about 20,000 posts standing on your head? ...oh, that's how you done the first 10,000.

Ok, how about convincing the sheriff to give you your old car back as a souvenir, installing an internet ready, voice controlled computer in it, and doing the next 10,000 posts cruising the streets.:driving:

OpenMind wrote: 10,000 posts. Wow. That's beyond my comprehension (that's not an invite to take the p). What can I say? How about 20,000 posts standing on your head? ...oh, that's how you done the first 10,000.

Ok, how about convincing the sheriff to give you your old car back as a souvenir, installing an internet ready, voice controlled computer in it, and doing the next 10,000 posts cruising the streets.:driving:since i destroyed 3 cruisers the sheriff has promised me a golf cart with a light bar on it!:rolleyes:

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lady cop wrote: nv, now that made me laugh!!!:wah:


Glad to hear it.............

lady cop wrote: since i destroyed 3 cruisers the sheriff has promised me a golf cart! with a light bar on it


Nyah. That's not playing fair. How's that a way to treat his best cop?!! Tell him the golf cart's gotta have four wheels and fenders, and you'll put your own light bar on it. HeeHee.:wah:

lady cop wrote: since i destroyed 3 cruisers the sheriff has promised me a golf cart with a light bar on it!:rolleyes:


PS. I'd love to hear how you destroyed those 3 cruisers. Got any video tape archive?

OpenMind wrote: PS. I'd love to hear how you destroyed those 3 cruisers. Got any video tape archive?once i was t-boned by some older lady who could not see lights or hear sirens. another time slammed into a tree on rain-slicked road while doing autobahn speed. once more while doing a PIT...where you hit a car to stop it. we keep all wrecked cars behind the jail so people can ogle. LOL i was famous!

do you have to do an advanced training thing? That would be cool, I'd love a go at something like that.

booradley wrote: do you have to do an advanced training thing? That would be cool, I'd love a go at something like that.we have to do inservice training several times a year, one for driving, three for firearms, and two for defensive tactics. that is how we retain our state certification. it's a big pain in the butt. but the driving instructor hates to see me coming, i never knock over the cones, but i cannot shuffle-steer to save my life.

lady cop wrote: once i was t-boned by some older lady who could not see lights or hear sirens. another time slammed into a tree on rain-slicked road while doing autobahn speed. once more while doing a PIT...where you hit a car to stop it. we keep all wrecked cars behind the jail so people can ogle. LOL i was famous!


You deserve a four-track, fender-bendered golf caddy with lightbars on all sides plus an anti-roll cage. Shame on the sheriff. Has he no sense of pride. Never knocked a cone over. That's the aim isn't it?

booradley wrote: do you have to do an advanced training thing? That would be cool, I'd love a go at something like that.
A few circuits on the Demolition Derby by the sounds of it

sounds like tesco's car-park after hours with chavved up corsa's.

I live near Tamworth. Ish. In Staffs anyway.

hey, at least i never ran over the driving instructor like my friend did! that's an auto-fail! want to hear a good one about the firing range?

lol, go on...

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm aiming for that many posts by Valentine's Day.


pace yourself woman...you'll get nowhere with repetitive strain injury

booradley wrote: lol, go on...i will go on forever if allowed! ....we had some new recruit on the range. you can imagine how careful the firearms instructors have to be, these new people have loaded weapons! it is extremely cautious out there. so this little female takes her cocked and loaded 45 and scratches her armpit with it! the LT. went insane, kicked her off the range, and her career was OVER. :wah:

booradley wrote: sounds like tesco's car-park after hours with chavved up corsa's.

I live near Tamworth. Ish. In Staffs anyway.
Staffordshire is a great county for sure. I live 1 mile from the former home of Sir Robert Peel, founder of the Police . No Lady Cops amongst the original "Bobbies" though

Uncle Kram wrote: Staffordshire is a great county for sure. I live 1 mile from the former home of Sir Robert Peel, founder of the Police . No Lady Cops amongst the original "Bobbies" thoughdamn shame

lady cop wrote: damn shame
Yeah - the helmets just didn't go with the skirts

Uncle Kram wrote: Yeah - the helmets just didn't go with the skirts


Oh yes, it was a man's world in those days.:yh_rotfl

Way to go LC!:)

congratulations on the very large number of posts..

Makes mine look like a teeny tiny amount....

oh well if l stay on 24/7 for a couple of weeks l may catch up....

venus wrote: congratulations on the very large number of posts..



Makes mine look like a teeny tiny amount....



oh well if l stay on 24/7 for a couple of weeks l may catch up....


Yours... look at mine, way behind you gal. Mind you, I'm not trying, hehehe.

'Fraid so.

OpenMind wrote: Oh yes, it was a man's world in those days.:yh_rotflnot anymore baby! i am woman, hear me roar! :wah:

tmbsgrl wrote: Sheesh.... Blabber Mouth!!!:-3 :Di know, i know. someone stop me! :rolleyes:

Wow!! Well done! Did you get a prize??

no, no prize. except great friends. now that's a prize! ...Susie, tell them to send me wads of cash! :wah:

Congratulations LC.....10,000 posts





Well done LC....you should at least get a certificate....xxx

SnoozeControl wrote: wow snooze, thanks! can i take it to the bank? :wah:

Holy sh!t, woman....10,000 posts!!! What a great contributor!! I expect to hit 10,000 sometime in the year 2008. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Wow LC we knew only you could do it!!!!!!! By the time I got to read this post you already hit "10,047"!!! :-6

cars wrote: Wow LC we knew only you could do it!!!!!!! Bi y the time I got to read this post you already hit "10,047"!!! :-6i must need intervention~:wah:

QUOTE=lady cop]i must need intervention~:wah:
Sounds like the name of a new perfume.......INTERVENTION[