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i shouldn't laugh, but i would be sooooooo embarrassed to tell my Sgt. i was attacked by chihuahuas! :yh_rotfl ankle injuries?? BAWAAAAAA:yh_laugh

Angry Chihuahuas Attack CopFriday, December 30, 2005

FREMONT, Calif. ” A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home following a traffic stop, authorities said.

The officer suffered minor injuries including bites to his ankle on Thursday when the five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy's home and rushed the officer in the doorway, said Fremont detective :siteSearch('Bill Veteran');">Bill Veteran.

The teenager had been detained after the traffic incident, Veteran said.

The officer was treated at a local hospital and returned to work less than two hours later, Veteran said.

It was the third time this month a Fremont officer was bitten by a dog while on duty. Neither of the other officers were seriously injured.

And it was the second bizarre incident in as many hours for the :siteSearch('Fremont Police Department');">Fremont Police Department.

I was attacked by a frickin Pekinese, its the little ones man, theyre all rabid or something. Choowawas are SICK !

and they are hung like elephants!:o

Got bit by a weinie dog once while just riding my bike..................

And once by a shephard, so I couldn't sit for a week!

SOJOURNER wrote: and they are hung like elephants!:othe cops?

SOJOURNER wrote: and they are hung like elephants!:o


How do you hang an elephant?

lady cop wrote: the cops?
Well that might explain the attack then................. LOVE BITES!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

OpenMind wrote: How do you hang an elephant?
Nose to tail, nose to tail.............. :-6

SOJOURNER wrote: and they are hung like elephants!:o

SOJOURNER wrote: Nose to tail, nose to tail.............. :-6


Sounds a bit perverted to me.

OpenMind wrote: Sounds a bit perverted to me.
To you, maybe.

To them, they like a little tail.................

SOJOURNER wrote: To you, maybe.



To them, they like a little tail.................


In that case, I must be an elephant!!!

OpenMind wrote: In that case, I must be an elephant!!!
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Now I'll have to go and find another signature. That's your fault Sojourner.

OpenMind wrote: Now I'll have to go and find another signature. That's your fault Sojourner.
I think you are more than up for the challenge.

What was this thread about..??? Well hung elephants or visious ittty bitty dogs.. that bite.. ?? :wah: :wah:

CARLA wrote: What was this thread about..??? Well hung elephants or visious ittty bitty dogs.. that bite.. ?? :wah: :wah:stupid little rat-like dogs that are only good for bait. you use them to troll for sharks.

SOJOURNER wrote: I think you are more than up for the challenge.


I'll have to see what I can find.:sneaky:

I shall await in anticipation the arrival of the new OM personia.

SOJOURNER wrote: I shall await in anticipation the arrival of the new OM personia.


It won't be tonight (or tomorrow night for that matter - mind you, I might find a lot of dancing floating pink elephants tomorrow night).

Pick yourself a good one. Only the best will do for you!

SOJOURNER wrote: Pick yourself a good one. Only the best will do for you!


Don't you worry about that. It's got to be big, hairless, and........... hmmm.......it's got to have two huge ears on either side.

don't let me interrupt with the actual thread topic.

lady cop wrote: don't let me interrupt with the actual thread topic.
You know LC, the best threads always get hijacked:D .

But if you feel you must, please do interrupt.

hey OM, i wish you a happy new year :-6

chonsigirl wrote: Got bit by a weinie dog once while just riding my bike..................



And once by a shephard, so I couldn't sit for a week!


Ain't nobody best be disparagin' sheppies when *I* am around!!!!!







(I like what a friend used to say... any dog ya kin drop kick... ain't

worth havin'!)





:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Just had one over her.e.........the Chihuahua calls my dog Amazon woman.......I think he reaches to her knee..........:wah:

My dog would think, "Hmmm a snack!"

They are smaller than cats, but with mouths that do not shut up!:)

Give me a kitty anyday.....................

chonsigirl wrote: Give me a kitty anyday.....................


AMEN!

Having had both, let me tell you: There is nothing more annoying than the yapping of these dogs. Even the pitch of the yap goes right through you.:-5

A kitty could take on a chihuahua any day and make mincemeat out of them...........

OpenMind wrote: Don't you worry about that. It's got to be big, hairless, and........... hmmm.......it's got to have two huge ears on either side.
Can't wait to see what you come up with OM!

True! There's nothing behind the irritating yapping. If you leave your hand in their mouth, they choke.............. They have little, itty-bitty mouths. :yh_laugh :yh_laugh :yh_laugh

Sharp little teeth, though. Must amplify their yips....................

You're probablly right there and just like with people, the smaller they are, the tougher they act.

I have a rather sordid poodle story involving a roomate which I opt not to share at this time.

Nomad wrote: I have a rather sordid poodle story involving a roomate which I opt not to share at this time.
You are such a tease!

Thank you for not opting.....................:wah:

chonsigirl wrote: Thank you for not opting.....................:wah:


Some things are just better left unsaid. Although if he were on the forum I would be compelled to expain in explicit detail. :sneaky:

valerie wrote: Ain't nobody best be disparagin' sheppies when *I* am around!!!!!







(I like what a friend used to say... any dog ya kin drop kick... ain't

worth havin'!)





:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


Valerie, I agree with your friend! I mean, if you are going to have a dog, then get a DOG!